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Happy Birthday Jesus

I'm sorry your party's so lame.

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by xzekiel

submitted December 24th 2011

45 comments
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Happy Birthday Jesus
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Jesus...the only Jew that voluntarily gave his money away...
6 years ago
I dont think he even had that much money to begin with.
6 years ago
A richer person could give more, but they could never give as much.
6 years ago
people with less money tend to be more generous. cause they know how much it is worth to others. rich people deon't.
6 years ago
I know. That's exactly what...never mind. Forget it.
6 years ago
Rich people only give their money away when its a tax incentive
6 years ago
Of course not. Rich people give lots of money to charity. What I meant was that a rich person doesn't give as much of their money, in terms of percentage, as poor people, so it hurts the poor person more to give to charity, which bolsters the whole "charity" concept.
6 years ago
as someone who relies on tips as income, I can say it's not the business men with black amex cards who are the most generous, they're typically quite cheap. It's the people you don't expect who seem to be most appreciative.
6 years ago
I'm a valet and Duckmaster for a living at the Peabody Little Rock. 43% of my income is in tips. Don't you tell me what I'm expecting, because I certainly know. And what I know is that rich people often give me money, and so do the middle class folks that come in. Will rich people tip? Of course they will. They do often. Maybe it's just that here in Arkansas, people are just nice.
6 years ago
It's true.
6 years ago
i just got back from the most wretched xmas celebration in the history of the Possum family yet...

picture bono as my nephew, an older pudding as my bro-in-law, edith bunker as my mom, a fat sarah palin as my sister, dr. cuddy-on-meth as my "current" GF (who will no longer be allowed at any fambly functions), vicsin as my other sister, tommy chong as one brother, gary busey as my other brother, and skulk as my uncle....

* possum slits wrists and laffs *
6 years ago
Tell me more about Dr. Cuddy-on-meth.
6 years ago
i have been told that i cannot refer to her whilst muchoing...
lest the the figurative pussy-whipped becomes something much more painful
6 years ago
I'm more interested in why she's no longer allowed at family functions.
6 years ago
I'm more interested in why she's you're GF.
6 years ago
Skulk uncle!?
* Barret lets his imagination run wild *
6 years ago
* jrob2020 loans barret a stick of butter *
6 years ago
And what does "current" mean? Did something happen and you plan on dumping her? I want answers, damnit.
6 years ago
A "stick" of butter, that sounds like a trap.
6 years ago
Shed your earthly bonds and tell us all about it, you hen-pecked curr!
6 years ago
She saw him mention her and poss is now busy taking his punishment. http://muchosucko.com/88367/
6 years ago
no, no - nothing like that...although that would be more pleasurable than than the Drescheresque whining
6 years ago
So far, she sounds like a keeper.
6 years ago
if she keeps this shit up, she's going to turn the possum ratio into a 60/40
6 years ago
Just keep me in the loop when you break up with her. And give me her phone number, if you don't mind.
6 years ago
if i sub pics, you will rescind that request
6 years ago
Cuddy is hot. And I have duct tape for that voice.
6 years ago
When you build it up like that, you pretty much HAVE TO provide pics.
6 years ago
yak - what's the current MS policy on "face" pics, if you dont give any other personal info?
6 years ago
If they dont have an account here or aren't related to another user, its fair game.
6 years ago
Just show us, poss. Or at least tell us what happened.
6 years ago
a fat sarah palin!? I gotta see this shit!!!

* DushanMandik furyfaps *


6 years ago
jim?
6 years ago
Hello possum. If there is no link to the actual person it shouldn't matter. Its your choice.
6 years ago
so how is Mr, Possum doing this christmas ?
6 years ago
Merry Christmas to you as well.
6 years ago
@persona - i am currently fucking yer mom...wanna see pics?
6 years ago
...Yes.
6 years ago
Possum I love you like a brother, but that is not helping our relationship
6 years ago
my work here is done
6 years ago
your work will never be done ;)
6 years ago
otay - xmas over, for me anyway///
avatar reboot
6 years ago
Let's celebrate Christ's birthday this year by ignoring the fact he never even fucking existed.
6 years ago
So who have I been swearing about for all these years?
6 years ago
It's the white mans fault!
6 years ago
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