points: 25

Hungry shark missed the balls

Lucky guy can still fuck

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by GermanPenguin

submitted December 24th 2011

15 comments
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Hungry shark missed the balls
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if bono was a shark he would have got the pubic region in the first bite
6 years ago
that guy is dead! he has no femoral artery probably bled out in under a minute
6 years ago
haha just kidding merry christmas.

i dunno his hands indicate hes alive but hes not bleeding... you got me.
6 years ago
nah im going with dead. final answer
6 years ago
How loaded are you?
6 years ago
nice trunks though
6 years ago
I would be inclined to agree. The largest vessels of blood run through your legs (heart not counting) and a bite like that would have caused rampant blood loss.

In fact, just to show you how big a deal that would be, if a person breaks his femur, you should never move him unless it's necessary, so that the splinters of the bone do not puncture the veins and arteries and cause fast internal bleeding.
6 years ago
Uh, rags? "Heart not counting" would still include the aorta, which is a lot bigger than the fermoral artery. The abdominal aorta is also larger.
6 years ago
That said, he probably did bleed out in less than a minute.
6 years ago
So, are we all in agreement, he's dead? Because I sure would hate to make my next comment not knowing if my words are correct or not.
6 years ago
Yeah, we're agreed that he's dead.
6 years ago
He might get better...
6 years ago
Just a flesh wound
6 years ago
the shark just nipped the tip, jaws circumcision
6 years ago
We're gonna need a bigger boat
6 years ago
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