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Fat football player

Fat football player

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by Squidley

submitted December 24th 2011

44 comments
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Fat football player
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There's at least one Pudding on every HS football team.
6 years ago
Being he's a linebacker kinda makes sense he's fat NO?
6 years ago
other way around
6 years ago
He's an offensive tackle, Left Tackle actually. Being fat isn't desired, but for an LT being big is. Being this is high school, he basically would dominate, however, he wouldn't in college, unless he replaced that fat with muscle and was athletic
6 years ago
Even then I doubt he dominated... Having mass is one thing but he looks more like Homer Simpson than an athlete.
6 years ago
Says the douche who has probably never touched a ball in his life. Except man balls, this is...
6 years ago
I didn't play on a high school team, but I used to go out to the park with mah buddies a few times a month. I'm not a huge guy so I played Free Safety and did pretty well.

I also was the leadoff hitter for a local baseball league's all-star team.
6 years ago
And I was the star quarterback at my college. Which of these stories is most likely to be true?
6 years ago
Is it unbelievable that I played football with the guys, or that I did well at baseball while playing a bunch of nobodies?

Oh, Kirk. I sometimes feel sorry for you - you're missing out on a lot by not hopping on the Bono train.
6 years ago
I don't think kirk was a qb, maybe the ballot
6 years ago
Ball boy* auto correct is the worst fucking invention
6 years ago
Drum, how do you know this kid is a left tackle? Nothing about this pic indicates that he is. He could be part of the pat squad for all you know.
6 years ago
He's standing next to a bunch of other, less impressive fat fucks. I think drumrave assuming this squad is the offensive line, and if they're in order, he is Left Tackle.
6 years ago
*is assuming
6 years ago
...Which would make the spic a tight end?
6 years ago
But he could be the center could he not?. That is of course we are assuming this is indeed the O line and not defense.
6 years ago
you people argue about the stupidest shit
6 years ago
NO WE DONT
6 years ago
DO SO!
6 years ago
there's no way that fat fuck isn't on the D
6 years ago
well I thought they were standing too close to be defense, because ends spread wide. I also figured dude on the left of tubby was the tight end
6 years ago
I never played organized football. Clearly you dumbasses don't get sarcasm when you read. Moving on...

Bono, fuck off. I don't give a shit about you or your pathetic life. Trust me, if you left tomorrow, nobody would miss you. More than likely, nobody would miss me either, so don't try and butch up by thinking you are important. You aren't.
6 years ago
^ went unread
6 years ago
as its such a pansy-ass game , im guessing this is an acceptable level of fitness
6 years ago
not forgetting the hunchback too
6 years ago
fuck off fries
6 years ago
basically a linemans job is to take up space so fat is good
6 years ago
Not if you want to actually be an elite tackle. Tony Boselli, Jonathan Ogden, Willie Roaf, and others like them were large men, but I wouldn't say they were fat because fat implies weak, lazy, and unathletic.
6 years ago
Linemen are some of the most athletic people on the field - the difference is they have to be athletic AND big, and work harder than anyone else, and on EVERY play.

Some of those motherfuckers could juggle bowling balls.
6 years ago
^ but not fatty up there
6 years ago
what about the hunchback ? where would his hunchback abilities shine on the field
6 years ago
yup, but high school is different, especially if you focus on running the ball and just get a big fatty to jog straight forward and take out an end and linebacker then he could do that as long as he can stay low
6 years ago
I said jog because that fatty couldn't run, the resulting friction between his thighs would be hotter than (someone else finish the punchline)
6 years ago
Jesus fuck, fries talks about hunchback and fatty like he wasn't them in high school
6 years ago
hahahahaha
6 years ago
i never really played sports much at school , i was more a smoker round the back of the tennis courts type
6 years ago
I was more of a not a fat loner type.
6 years ago
and yet you turned into one...
6 years ago
>skinny
>has a life

>did fries fail school?
6 years ago
"fries-please
i never really played sports much at school , i was more a smoker round the back of the tennis courts type"

most likely
6 years ago
*pocket pool, *the gay bar, *fluffer, *massage parlor
6 years ago
I had fun plugging each of those into that sentence. Nice job, Kirk.
6 years ago
why all the dislike? its true!
6 years ago
It's true he's fat. However, this is lame as fuck. It's not interesting, it's not funny, it's not sexy, it's not bizarre, it's not gross, it's not gory, it's not informative. It's just some fat kid standing around. It's pointless.
6 years ago
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