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My new band

Allahu rockbar!

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by Vomitcircus

submitted December 21st 2011

99 comments
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This post is embarrassing. I just wanna go hide in a cave for awhile.
6 years ago
cant bare to watch people make fun of your holy religion?
6 years ago
It ain't my fault what happened to the guy who made fun of me...

Jihad it coming.
6 years ago
theres nothing holy about a sucker punch =/
6 years ago
lol, you gonna whine about it too? It was an Alpha moment. If you can't handle Bono, leave MuchoSucko.

Allah commands it.
6 years ago
im not whining about anything, but you should be careful. not everybody will just sit there while you walk away after punching them. I for one would chase you down and smash your face into the pavement until theres more skin and bone on the ground than on your head
6 years ago
You are not a 5'7" Bobby Hill-esque piece of cowardly shit. Therefor we get along.
6 years ago
yeah, i may be short and fat but im definitely not a coward. rednecks arent afraid of anything and shouldnt be messed with unless you are ready to fight dirty. i guess soft west coast girly boys dont have much man in them
6 years ago
There are doughy faggots that come from all walks of life, dw.

If I'm the only one who beats some sense into them and leaves, so be it.
6 years ago
well i never had problems with bullies in school so i have no scores to settle with the losers i was stuck growing up with
6 years ago
Well there you go.

* Bono uses some euphemism about walking in others' shoes before judging their actions. *
6 years ago
im not really judging except for the fact that sucker punches are pretty low. nothing wrong with settling a score though
6 years ago
He originally sucker punched me. So I hit back harder.

It just happened to be 13 years before I retaliated.
6 years ago
......i guess thats fair......
6 years ago
He was 6. You were 19.
6 years ago
He was 8. I was God.
6 years ago
1st grade = 6.
6 years ago
He was two years older you stupid drunken faggot.
6 years ago
now this comes out.....
6 years ago
when you realize you're wrong the story changes...wouldn't expect any less
6 years ago
It was always "out".

Some possible reasons you may not have picked up on it:

A) You're stupid
B) You drink so much it makes you stupider
C) You are a pathetic faggot who is so centered on defeating a teenager online that he overlooks simple facts.
6 years ago
I'm the one centered on "defeat"
you're delusional
6 years ago
"when you realize you're wrong the story changes.."

http://muchosucko.com/88059/Star-Wars-Crayons

Try that: It's the first time I ever mentioned it, and I started the story off telling you how the older kid approached me.

So, is it:

A
B
or C?
6 years ago
oh wait.....that's you
6 years ago
Feels good to admit, doesn't it?
6 years ago
Oh no, not a badly-timed interpost!

lol, you're pathetic. I would pull a Claude and say "I pity you", but I really don't. It's my job to mop shit like you off the floor.
6 years ago
a true keyboard warrior
6 years ago
"Alpha" really
6 years ago
Anyone who reads this thread will say/think one of two things:

1) Wow, Zeke is such a faggot. Bono killed him.

2) Wow, both these guys are faggots.

Notice there is no good ending for you. The people will either acknowledge your defeat at my hands, or worse, lump you in with me.

It took me a day and a half to bring you back to where you were 3 months ago.

NEXT!
6 years ago
thats it, you both get detention and sent to the tentacles office!
6 years ago
I'm sure everyone here knows I'm a "faggot" bono. Everyone thinks you're extremely cool. I get that. Don't know what you mean about "bringing me back to where I was 3 months ago" though
6 years ago
I actually like the way you put it in chat "gigantic stupid faggot"
6 years ago
way to own your gayness zeke,embrace it
6 years ago
By '3 months ago' I mean the period in time where I was readily annihilating you on a nightly basis and you cried about it in your drunken ramblings. Not sure if you remember. (A and B, right?)

Anyway I've handled you enough this morning. I'm gonna go start my day. Have fun passing out alone.
6 years ago
Link or it didn't happen
6 years ago
all these multiple choice questions are giving me a headache =S
6 years ago
Let me go on record and say this post was meant to bring people together. That being said, please continue.
6 years ago
I already molished him Vomit. It was... explosive.
6 years ago
I bet you got a laugh..
6 years ago
hahaha.....I just did
6 years ago
Bono it seems like your life is deprived of normal activities so you come to MS for help but as we dont enjoy or want your presence maybe it is time for you to move on.
6 years ago
I see you've started parroting the others, it only took you 3 months.

Get some of your own material - if you aren't smart enough to do that, what chance have you got against me?
6 years ago
All you do is feed off of other people trying to manipulate there words against them. It seems that you are running out of resources or in this case ammunition, the bono reign will soon be over and we will get to enjoy this site with out an annoying bug freak. So make you self useful and get us more pictures of your sister.
6 years ago
Far too simple, Oster. I am an entity that can thrive in times good and times bad, although I'll admit it's been awhile since I've actually been challenged.

Still, I am easily a replacement for (if not an improvement over) people like Whunu, or any of their ilk. I guess you all have this image of him (and all those other old faggots) being "legendary" somehow ingrained in your minds because he did what he did during Mucho's formative years... Kind of like how Babe Ruth set all those records before Niggers were allowed to play baseball.

My point? I am the first nigger.

If you simpletons who still aren't impressed with me think I'm going away, just wait. Because I'll be here. For years. And years. To come.

Bono is the now. Bono is the future.


Oster just fucked you all.
6 years ago
irrelevant
6 years ago
this makes me smile
6 years ago
and yeah oster, fuck you.. you are a carbon copy of every dick you want to suck on mucho. and copies are never as good as the original. bono ftw
6 years ago
stop trying so hard to try to fit in because in all reality you will never fit it anywhere. Go play hide in a tree for a few hours and come back when you have something to say that matters, actually I take that back dont return.
6 years ago
oster every comment is an affirmation that you are the biggest attention whore on this site. you wont last a year.
6 years ago
Bono is pretty weak sauce and fairly uninteresting.. It's just a matter of the fools who keep responding to him.
6 years ago
just because you live in a back woods town and scare away any type of friend with "Hey my ants are fucking" do us a favor and eliminate your self from existence.
6 years ago
i never said he was awesome, but bono provides drama and therefore entertainment. he brings out the worst in people. id much rather have that than this cock sucking tranny boy oster. hes such a fucking vapid follower it makes my head hurt
6 years ago
and the chain gang rolls in.
6 years ago
Bono is an annoying faggot.
6 years ago
are you even replying to me? i have no fucking clue what you're saying you fuck
6 years ago
oster, just shut up
6 years ago
It sad how you all fall for the same pretentious bull shit he keeps feeding you, but by backing him up you just fall for the same shit try using your head more forgot its hurting to much.
6 years ago
Go cry on tumblr or something.
6 years ago
i was looking forward to bono vs oster
6 years ago
will you wipe my tears away?
6 years ago
so wait, Whunu is Babe Ruth (which I dont even see why whunu is that great anyway, everyone hated on him and he stuck around, maybe that's it)....but you call yourself a nigger? i think you could have found a better euphemism, js... :/
6 years ago
No one wants to see that slap fight.
6 years ago
it seems like everyone else is talking for bono Jrob.
6 years ago
bono vs oster would make a nice shop..
6 years ago
do it
6 years ago
Talking back to bono is not cool anymore, the new thing is defending him.
6 years ago
Conky, how would you manage to make both of them "bottoms" while screwing each other?
6 years ago
Having dw on top tickling both of them?
6 years ago
puppet warp...
6 years ago
I wanna see this shop
6 years ago
Dush looks like you are right another bono "sucker punch"

6 years ago
I think my silence says more than anything.

I'm still at the top of my game and you are all helplessly fascinated by it.
6 years ago
God damn this thread is yummy.
6 years ago
its only cause osters tears taste like sperm huh?
6 years ago
I mean, for fuck's sake... I type out 2 bullshit paragraphs and leave for 45 minutes, and everything since then has been you fucking idiots repeating "Don't talk about Bono, he feeds off it hurrrr".

You make this too easy.
6 years ago
they make it to easy.
6 years ago
You're such a worthless sack of shit oster.
6 years ago
and who the fuck are you.
6 years ago
just a noob
6 years ago
jones pretty much said it all

the folks responding to him are interesting

he is not
6 years ago
candiass, you should have ps'ed some misletoe hanging for your tatas, and joined in on the Christmas spirit!
6 years ago
why would you even stfu that oster?
6 years ago
i dont have PS
6 years ago
well bono looks like we got this post to the top of most discussed.
6 years ago
you, i like
6 years ago
awwwww
6 years ago
i mean that as:
i still find you interesting
wheras i figured out bono a long time ago - and he has nothing left
6 years ago
according to candiru I am vapid, once you figure me out I will soon fall into the file of boring but until then I just want to irritate people and get irritated at people.
6 years ago
HERE I AM NOW
ENTERTAIN ME
6 years ago
vapid
6 years ago
Poss, you have to dig up some Give The People What They Want
6 years ago
You have to...I don't know how.
6 years ago
* possum does research *
6 years ago
Try as I might, I can't muster a bad thing to say about possum. =(
6 years ago
It is almost like hating your grandma.
6 years ago
All Muchoing aside, she is a sweet old broad. I wish Zeke hadn't taken down his avatar of her :/
6 years ago
"Talib" means "student"
4 years ago
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