points: 9

My apology to Bono *FIXED FIXED*

Ok Bono, here's a good clean picture...

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by DushanMandik

submitted December 18th 2011

185 comments
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My apology to Bono *FIXED FIXED*
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comments (185)
this is getting kinda funny now
6 years ago
Moar!!
6 years ago
*gay
6 years ago
So the black guy is not allowed to touch the white little dog? That's racist, i don't think Bono wants to be associated with that sort of thing.
6 years ago
^many-leveled win
6 years ago
Racist? The little black dude is just staking his claim to the chubby young white bitch.

You haven't spent much time in the inner city have you?
6 years ago
The a's look like twos......
6 years ago
This technically qualifies as a concession speech as per the guidelines I gave Dush. It took the stupid fucker three tries but he has earned his wings. I will now stop harassing him and treat him like I've just met him.

If anyone else wishes to buy themselves some time, you may do the same thing.

It's easy! Just post a random picture, and in the description admit defeat and apologize to me. Then we can be friends.

Dush is the first of many.
6 years ago
,,,Claude.
6 years ago
you're a piece of shit bono
6 years ago
game on pansy
6 years ago
Nah Zeke, you're one of my BFFs!
6 years ago
shall I post our convo from last night now or later then?
6 years ago
What do you mean? That one where I called you a faggy fag?
6 years ago
Merely a lovers' quarrel.
6 years ago
yep, the one where you said as soon as you were finished with dush you were going to....hold on...let me get it....."hunt my head" and that I "will be [your] primary target"
6 years ago
I've actually decided to do my best to win you over from yak. I'll start by mailing you a $51 bottle of liquor.
6 years ago
last night you told me to stop being a faggot. take your own advice.
6 years ago
and as far as 'winning me over' I don't ally with anyone. I like who I like but I don't need anyone backing me up.
6 years ago
Oh, but I am! I'm going to be so nice to you you'll just hate yourself! =D It'll be fabulous!

Besides, there are other ... things ... to take care of at the moment. What's the harm in letting your emotions spike to dangerously high/low levels?
6 years ago
I mean, you don't need me on your case when you've had a few too many.
6 years ago
THAT NEVER HELPED ANYONE
6 years ago
I'm in complete control of my 'emotions.' You gonna sucker punch me and run away? again?
6 years ago
Well, that's not what these screenshots say =(

On the bright side, I won't be there for the drunken emotional lows anymore. JUST THE HIGHS. CUZ THEY'RE ALL GONNA BE HIGHS. CUZ I'M GONNA BE SO NICE.
6 years ago
Am I being a faggot now bono? I'm desperately seeking your approval
6 years ago
Of course not, there's nothing wrong with a healthy sense of skepticism. How are you this morning?
6 years ago
i believe this conversation has accidentally found its way into the comments section, please express all feelings of gay love for each other in chat
6 years ago
keyboard warrior.....
6 years ago
Hi Zeke!!
6 years ago
I can't find the 'come at me bro' video, so here's this:
http://muchosucko.com/61945/drumanuma
6 years ago
I'm not sure why you'd need the 'come at me bro' video.
6 years ago
Are we coming at someone?
6 years ago
you said you'd "take on" dush and I at the same time....which is pretty gay to begin with, but.....one question bono, and seriously think it over: do you want Claude and I at the same time? no homo.
6 years ago
Well, in this wildly imaginative scenario where we are, for some reason, fighting with each other (silly billy), I think I could handle it because Claude is actually too afraid to approach me nowadays.

I kind of crushed his soul. =/
6 years ago
so you want me alone? such a fag
6 years ago
Good one man!
6 years ago
* Bono high fives Zeke and slugs him on the shoulder. *
6 years ago
I see you running away just like you did after you sucker punched that "chubby fuck."
6 years ago
Well, ironically, I was about to leave.. but I think I should thank you for something first.
6 years ago
You've made this post the #1 most-discussed topic on Mucho =)

Good job and thank you!
6 years ago
I'm your huckleberry
6 years ago
You're my nigger jim
6 years ago
you ain't no daisy
6 years ago
* Bono drops the act and sticks his tongue down Zeke's throat. *
6 years ago
* DushanMandik screams! BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME AND ONLY ME! *


* DushanMandik is heart broken :( *
6 years ago
Your post reset things, it didn't make me want your dick.
6 years ago
but...but...you told me you wanted my dush in your pussy???

* DushanMandik is sooooo confused :/ *
6 years ago
Well, Bono, it's pretty easy to see what you're doing. It's quite simple to see that you crave attention. You think you're being manipulative in some hair brain way but you're really not. It's a general rule that if you're nice to people they'll be nice to you, and if you're mean to people they'll lash back at you. You for some reason don't understand this basic principle and pride yourself on the attention. You, in fact, are a narcissistic little pansy. You crave attention; good or bad. You pride yourself on the fact that Claude let go of reason and acted with emotion. You seek this from people. Whether you're trying to be a dick to me or trying to be nice to me, I don't really care. I look at the person. And you bono, when I look at you....it's sad. So call me a faggot if I'm not the most aggressive person on mucho....call me a faggot for getting over-emotional when I'm drunk......call me a faggot for being impartial with people here. The fact remains you are just trolling people and somehow think you're special because people respond to kindness with kindness and respond to hate with hate. You think you're somehow manipulating my "emotions." You're not. News fucking flash: your little gig doesn't work on me. You call me out for being a faggot drunken whiner? I'll call you out for being a narcissistic pansy ass little bitch. Pride yourself on "trolling" people if you want. However, it's a pretty basic rule: be nice to people, they'll be nice to you....don't and they won't. I don't understand how you think you're some type of 'genius' here. It's plain and simple, and you're really just being pathetic.
6 years ago
I'm gonna go get more beer and cigarettes. I'll be happy to see your retort.
6 years ago
* jrob2020 starts a slow clap *
6 years ago
Well said, zeke. Deja said very much the same about him the other day, but in an easier way - "...you're an ass..."
6 years ago
don't start shit you can't finish bono. some people just want to be left the fuck alone.
6 years ago
call me a faggot again.....
6 years ago
It's because you fall into his game with a long ass winded post like the one above. If you really weren't affected by his "little gig" you wouldn't even bother with this bullshit. Why does Bono pick out the people he picks out to harass? They can't fucking let it go and ignore him.
6 years ago
well, he was the one that tried to back out, not me. I'm just getting sick of his shit and he thinks in some way he's "popular" because he pisses people off and they retort. I've always liked the guy honestly, but I see what he is.
6 years ago
bono is starting to annoy me
6 years ago
Well he is popular or rather infamous only because people reply to him which gives this whole game credibility. Why do you care who tried to back out? Why were you in it in the first place? You're part of the "problem" if you are. Just ignore him if you really dislike him that much.
6 years ago
* jrob2020 ignores kfc *
6 years ago
Why do you feeble minded fucking losers keep throwing around the term 'narcissist' like it's a bad thing?
6 years ago
Eat a dick.
6 years ago
I find it amusing that Bono gets this many people to cry.
6 years ago
& xzek, on a scale of 1-10, how drunk are you right now?
6 years ago
Read above kfc. I was "in it" in the first place because he pm'd me in chat and called me a faggot for backing out of arguments in comments, which are really quite meaningless. I, like that 80's video said 'squash it.'
6 years ago
and seriously kfc, don't start with me. I don't like you to begin with. But I've left you the fuck alone, right?
6 years ago
It's so meaningless to you are compelled to reply?
6 years ago
oj....maybe a 4, and I'm pretty level headed
6 years ago
I'm not starting with you anyways zeke I am pointing out the fucking obvious just ignore it and it goes away how the fuck is that to be taken as a slight against you.
6 years ago
I ignored bono before and he stalked my ass. Now I'm addressing the problem.
6 years ago
I think you're feeding the fire but what the fuck does anyone know about trolls anyways.
6 years ago
KFC I'll gladly ignore you
6 years ago
jrob2020
bono is starting to annoy me

Like you matter.
6 years ago
it was a call back to this thread........http://muchosucko.com/87814/for-jrob
6 years ago
also fuck you,does anybody matter on here? fuck no
6 years ago
I do. Fact.
6 years ago
oh i mustve forgot who i was talking to,oranjeboom every woman wants to be with him and every man wants to be like him
* jrob2020 rolls eyes *
6 years ago
I matter. I think
6 years ago
cant you say sorry orange tree fucker?
6 years ago
YEAH ORANGE SAY SORRY!
6 years ago
zeke matters, and so do box's feelings
6 years ago
you're all cunts
6 years ago
echoes blows
6 years ago
In response to Zeke's novel, in which he stated "hate breeds hate" about 4 times:

When I came to Mucho, I was welcomed by everyone slinging shit my way (As many of us are). The difference between me, you, and everyone else, Zeke, is that I adapted; I became the BEST at it, and am now the envy of my peers.

You, on the other hand, block it out (along with many of life's problems) with heavy drinking and defend yourself the next morning with this "I don't align myself with anyone" bullshit. Fact is, you're mentally weak - which makes me LOL

All in all, this is just another day on BonoSucko. I've been offline for 10 fucking hours and 25% of that time was taken up by you faggots talking about... you guessed it.... ME.

Thank you Zeke, for highlighting this shining testament to my ability. I drank the alcohol I was gonna send you.

I was gone for 10 fucking hours and you faggots couldn't stop talking about me. OJ is the only entertaining thing about this thread other than me.

6 years ago
ME ME ME
6 years ago
I read the first part, my balls itch....but yeah i skipped through most of it. you claim achievment for knocking someone over and running away. consider that a win. go find everything else I said...like an easter egg hunt
6 years ago
I read a couple really long threads.

In my defense, they were kept interesting by my name.
6 years ago
And this proves that the more you're ignored the more you come out begging for attention. Now you can add Deja, Zeke and possum to the list of friendly users you've disgusted. Exactly as predicted.

I'm not even aggravated any more. I genuinely pity you. Your life must be a real shitbox. Take some grownup advice, and stop using this site to try to resolve your childhood abandonment issues. Get some licensed, professional help, before you do something way worse than cyber-bullying or sucker punching some kid. I will not feed your sickness any more, and I dont imagine Zeke or Possum will either.
6 years ago
The behaviour in this thread confirms that Bono is indeed a Sociopath.
6 years ago
on the plus side Zeke is quite the brainbox
6 years ago
What do you bet I can make you aggravated again, Claude?
6 years ago
* Bono goes to work *
6 years ago
Pretty sure you JUST made claude aggravated, again.. and I really though sir Claude was going to stay clear of this one..

6 years ago
Reading all of the above threads has made me lose faith in mucho.
6 years ago
see you on ebaums
6 years ago
because I basically described the dynamics of mucho in about five minutes? yeah, there's that
6 years ago
No, the way you keep empowering him in an attempt to stop him.
6 years ago
i'm game
6 years ago
if bono wants to "play"
6 years ago
shit's gonna hit the fan here
6 years ago
Jones I already tried to explain that, they're not having it.
6 years ago
I'm not even pissed off, just fed up with him. I don't fuck with anyone, and he's come at me, so whatever. I'll pwn the little bitch. Someone has to do it.
6 years ago
I'm waiting for his retort
6 years ago
his bullshit remarks about how he's popular and no one can get to him have pissed me off......soooooo
6 years ago
found a fight worth fighting
6 years ago
no fight is worth fighting on the internet unless you are just fucking with some people for your own amusement. which is exactly what bono does
6 years ago
which is why I need to explain to him that he's a narcissistic little bitch and the attention he gets mean fuck all.
6 years ago
Maybe, just maybe he'll get it.
6 years ago
I'm sure he'll see the error of his ways! Show him the light zeke! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HAH!
6 years ago
lol, you idiots just dont get trolling do you?
6 years ago
we don't need trolling faggots here, and certainly not when they call me out in chat. shall i post the convo now?
6 years ago
bono? shall I post it?
6 years ago
haha good for you, xzek, you stand up for yourself!

This should be funny...
6 years ago
dooeeet!!!!
6 years ago
no, we dont give a fuck about how bono was mean to you, save it for your blog
6 years ago
Is this "wicked glee" bono?
6 years ago
you want more pansy?
6 years ago
Ok, I'm over it
6 years ago
* dwhill05 gives zeke a hug *
6 years ago
well, guess I'll just post this now:
Bono
the first thing I need to know is why you became a faggot again.
you were doing pretty well for a short period.
20:13:23You
how so?
bono I'm not on here to impress anyone
20:13:43Bono
well, lately it's just been you telling me and tr that we're bad people.
instead of .. you know, NOT being a faggot
20:13:59You
depending what mood I'm in and/or how drunk I am reflects in my comments
20:14:08Bono
yeah, change that.
it gets old.
2nd thing I need to know
20:14:20You
you and tr?
20:14:21Bono
What do you think of my avatar?
http://muchosucko.com/user/Bono
20:14:28You
what you two been privating?
I've seen your avatar
and you and tr are very different
VERY
20:14:49Bono
http://muchosucko.com/user/Bono
http://muchosucko.com/user/Bono
http://muchosucko.com/user/Bono
http://muchosucko.com/user/Bono
my avatar
is it perfect?
DON'T YOU THINK
20:15:03You
i've seen it
20:15:15Bono
your opinion is..?
20:15:29You
tr irritates the shit out of me when he acts like a know it all
20:15:34Bono
shhh
20:15:38You
I know you're far smarter than him
20:15:40Bono
Does my avatar please you?
do you like it or not?
20:15:54You
I really don't give a shit
20:16:07Bono
good. if you don't like it then I know it's muchoworthy.
20:16:17You
honestly
whatever
20:16:31Bono
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafaggot
20:16:32You
I'm trying to play poker here
but what I was saying
is that tr irritates me
i just see that you irritate other peopl
i have no problem with you whatsoever
if you think I'm acting like a faggot go ahead and call me out in comments if you want
I really don't give a shit and don't try to start shit
if you think my comments are faggy then so be it
I may just be in a "faggy" mood
I'm really not trying to impress anyone
20:19:11Bono
:/
stop being faggy
for christmas?
20:19:29You
i don't know what you deem as faggy
20:19:45Bono
any emotion other than wicked glee
20:19:55You
well that won't happen
christ I haven't even been paying attention to this table
20:20:28Bono
lawl
20:21:39You
meh...lost 7 cents
and btw bono, you had it pegged while I was "doing well"
doing well to you equals irritable as fuck
as in I wasn't drinking
20:23:33Bono
I don't see the appeal of heavy drinking
20:24:12You
you wouldn't until you do
but yeah, I'm basically indifferent to most shit on here when I'm drinking
20:24:35Bono
No, I know what alcohol is
20:24:43You
when I stop I'm irritable as fuck
20:24:44Bono
I know what it does
When I'm drinking and I get a good buzz going, why would i want to keep drinking until I'm sad?
that's all you do.
it's annoying
20:25:35You
well I don't think I've been "sad" anywhere other than chat in a while
and all I've done then is link stupid songs constantly
I don't understand why you do some of the things you do
but oh well
20:26:23Bono
oh like what? everything I do has a reason.
20:27:03You
like sucker punching a guy from 15 years ago
I don't understand that
but I don't question you for it
20:28:01Bono
well you got drunk in chat a few nights ago
and told the story of how I did it about 8 times
20:28:35You
8 times? you mean tried to tell the story 8 times?
because I wouldn't have said that unless I thought for some reason it was funny
20:29:15Bono
no
you were mad.
20:29:20You
I heard the story, I wouldn't lie about it
20:29:21Bono
"YOU FUCKIN BITCH
how dare you"
20:29:31You
right
i gotta piss
20:29:40Bono
"you're a pussy bono, you hit a guy"
a thousand times over
20:31:19You
well, you sucker punched him
oh you mean I said it eight times
ok
20:31:38Bono
blah blah blah
20:32:00You
bono you know you gave the guy no chance to retaliate
20:32:17Bono
Yeah but here's my counterargument
He's a pudgy piece of shit that wouldn't have laid a finger on me had the fight been real
so why not just hit him and leave?
20:33:20You
well, there are a lot of dynamics here
but first and foremost it's a pussy thing to hit a guy and run then jump in a car
hell I got my ass beat in first grade
by 8th grade I was fine with the guy
20:34:36Bono
yeah you told that story 4 times too
20:34:53You
hell two days later he was fine with me because I didn't rat on him
20:34:54Bono
You should be happy for me.
20:35:20You
why should I be happy for you? you more or less jumped a guy
20:36:01Bono
Stop repeating yourself.
you're fucking BORING
20:36:13You
ok, revert to that
i'm talking to you straight up here
20:36:39Bono
I'm the one reverting?
20:36:40You
if you consider that 'faggy' I don't know what to tell you
20:36:51Bono
i know what to tell you
20:36:59You
go ahead
20:37:04Bono
You are a giant faggot, and I will be hunting your head in the comment section.
20:37:15You
sounds good bono
20:37:22Bono
After Dushan, you will be my primary target until you can show me you aren't 100% meatnuggets
20:37:33You
i am who i am
20:37:39Bono
a faggot
goodnight
20:37:42You
sure
20:37:48Bono
faggot
20:37:57You
ok

the real reason I posted it is cause the other night I was drunk and gave him my number, and he kept calling and saying dumb shit like 'got any dushes' and then when id say 'got any boners' he tell me he wanted to stick my dush in his pussy and asked if i would kiss him
6 years ago
woops sorry dush
6 years ago
you know whats gayer than having sissy spat in chat?

saving the chat log and crying like a whiny little bitch about it in the comments
6 years ago
seriously, leave the fucking drama shit in chat
6 years ago
You really showed him zeke!
6 years ago
meh, let it be known
6 years ago
I'll deal with you fags in time
6 years ago
You think people are going to read that!??!!
6 years ago
well, that's the purpose
6 years ago
let what be known? that you are an insecure whiny bitch? we all already knew that, thats why bono harasses you but the rest of us have enough pity to leave you alone for the most part. but i guess bono needs to build himself up so he prays on the weak like you
6 years ago
and no, there will be no dealing with anyone from you, you cant even outsmart bono...
6 years ago
i'm more or less done with bono.....you want next?
6 years ago
i think you mean hes done with you
6 years ago
because I really don't try to start shit here, but if you're game I'm sure I could pwn your secesch ass
6 years ago
trying to be nice......see where this shit gets me?
6 years ago
* dwhill05 puts wet paper bag over zekes head and walks away *
6 years ago
* xzekiel kicks frantically aiming for dw's nuts *
6 years ago
* Jones fetches zeke a ladder *
6 years ago
im not mad at you zeke, want another hug?
6 years ago
Ok, that interpost just made it even better.
6 years ago
i'll take a hug
6 years ago
i bet you will capt fag
6 years ago
bono? come at me bro
6 years ago
"hunt my head" you piece of shit
6 years ago
oh that last part was from dush.....he didn't want me to post it
6 years ago
sorry dush
6 years ago
* Jones begins realizing that zeke is the one trolling inception style *
6 years ago
so zeke and dush are together? ...in the same room?
* dwhill05 dramatic prairie dog *
6 years ago
well no, but we're together in hating bono......sooooo
6 years ago
dush succumbed to him. I won't
6 years ago
You don't seem to realize that you trying to fight it is succumbing to him.
6 years ago
his trolling? perhaps
6 years ago
I talk with the kid straight up, I know him....so he's more or less done fucking with people.
6 years ago
right bono?
6 years ago
I may just have to follow him around
6 years ago
Christ on a segway, I thought my attention whoring was sensational. Gotta step up my game.
6 years ago
nipples and pits are so reddit...
6 years ago
so it's all out bono...what you want?
6 years ago
oh and that last part was about bono crank calling dush and hanging up and tee-heeing like a little girl--didn't intend to post that dush
6 years ago
but it's pretty funny
6 years ago
such a faggot
6 years ago
dude what the fuck is your problem, why you acting like your in some sort of tv soap opera , chill the fuck out about bono, hes just some kid over the internet, thats obviously rattled the fuck out of you
6 years ago
zeke can't handle the abuse.
6 years ago
...wtf is all this bullshit? I leave for a few days and mucho turns into... whatever-the-fuck this is?
6 years ago
Best not get involved with their lover's quarrel.
6 years ago
"The Mucho and the Restless"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD3eVJNA51

I went with a 1970s sketch intro, I thought it a bit more classy. This would of course come off much better if i crudely inserted the site name and various head shots of the above involved members but I possess neither the skill nor desire.
6 years ago
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6 years ago
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6 years ago
* possum takes another hit and continues to Not Care *
6 years ago
* DushanMandik asks to bum a toke off of you...that cool my marsupial friend? *

6 years ago
Dushan said too many words in chat.

I will now act as though this post never happened.
6 years ago
Poor lil' dead boner. :'/
2 years ago
Where the hell you been Dushan.... we thought you died
2 years ago
Wished*
2 years ago
I'm in a much better place now. FB gaming groups. Happy Muchoday you huge sack of redneck gay. 8D
2 years ago
take me wif you dush?
2 years ago
Fat Bear?
Fuckin Blacks?
Fag Bikers?
Fart Baggers?
Feltching Boys?
2 years ago
bye bye
2 years ago
hahahaha fb gaming groups.
2 years ago
don't laugh oster THOSE ARE HIS REAL FRIENDS
2 years ago
As real as friends get.
2 years ago
in Dush's life
2 years ago
/ThAllMightyToaster says after sending me a friend request however many days ago....meh

As for Oster, real friends laugh at you when you puke Sailor Jerry's all over the place and call you a pussy, amirite?

Fuck you guys 8D

P.S.

You forgot Fuck BillyMays
2 years ago
Oh, and hai poss. Bye poss. 8P
2 years ago
now that was uncalled for mandickles
2 years ago
HMBD, Dush.
2 years ago
recover password
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