points: 29

Dog and Owner Grooving

I wish boosh did this, he just yells at us now to give him wet catfood..

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by yak

submitted December 15th 2011

108 comments
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looks like me sitting on the couch in my underwear with my laptop
6 years ago
This is because dogs are cool, and cats are just Machiavellian fucking rodents, kept by retards.
6 years ago
^Scored 22 on the MACH-IV
6 years ago
22 is lowwwwwwww
6 years ago
81 :/

http://www1.salon.com/books/it/1999/09/13/machtest/index.html
6 years ago
80
6 years ago
68
6 years ago
85
6 years ago
62
6 years ago
80
6 years ago
66
6 years ago
66
6 years ago
Doubt there will be many below 60 on Mucho.
6 years ago
66
6 years ago
Anything under 70 is tame imo
6 years ago
75
6 years ago
81
6 years ago
98, bitches
6 years ago
why does that not surprise me
6 years ago
because you're easy to offend and don't belong here.
6 years ago
hahaha ok Willy, whatever you say
6 years ago
am I wrong?
6 years ago
easy to offend? yes you're wrong. belonging here is a matter of opinion I suppose.
6 years ago
I am 78...
6 years ago
Then you should be send to a home you old fart.
6 years ago
Preferably one without computers.
6 years ago
52
6 years ago
oh, zeke.
6 years ago
55
6 years ago
55 & 52 - The weak, the feeble & the feminine.
6 years ago
I can be charming, manipulative and arrogant, I just choose not to, unless I feel it's absolutely necessary.
6 years ago
Like when you want an ice cream.
6 years ago
I don't think charming should be put together with manipulative & arrogant :/
6 years ago
don't kid yourself oj, some people choose not to be fakes and liars
6 years ago
I don't think the score really represents a persons level of Machiavellian personality, as I don't regard myself as being the slightest bit deceitful or manipulative.

A person who is actually quite machiavellian would probably be described by most people as charming etc - me, certainly not.

I'm far too bad tempered, blunt and insensitive. Narcissistic would be more accurate, which is why I said the other day that I'd probably be a psychopath if I was nice to people.
6 years ago
0......
6 years ago
oj, that test is the exact standard 20 question mach IV test used worldwide by psychologists and has been the standard since 1960
6 years ago
what happens if i scored a 0
6 years ago
what does it mean
6 years ago
Drum, don't think for a minute that I'm either a fake or a liar. I'll be honest even when it's in my interest to keep my mouth shut.

Some people favour integrity, some favour unwarranted respect. There are 8 people directly above me where I work, and 1/2 think I'm great whilst the other 1/2 would rather I wasn't there because I publicly call them out when they're wrong. If that score was a good reflection on a socially astute personality, I'd probably be a tad more tactful. There are things I'm specifically asked not to do because of my directness, whilst there are things I'm the first choice for.
6 years ago
anyone|?
6 years ago
beuller?? beuller?
6 years ago
You get 60 on that test for staying neutral on anything. It's bullshit.
6 years ago
and why exactly does getting 60 for staying completely neutral make it bullshit?
6 years ago
Let the record show that I am charming, manipulative, AND arrogant all at the same time, ALL THE TIME.
6 years ago
60 is the baseline. "People scoring above 60 out of 100 on the MACH-IV are considered high Machs; that is, they endorsed statements such as, "Never tell anyone the real reason you did something unless it is useful to do so," (No. 1) but not ones like, "Most people are basically good and kind" (No. 4). People scoring below 60 out of 100 on the MACH-IV are considered low Machs; they tend to believe, "There is no excuse for lying to someone else," (No. 7) and, "Most people who get ahead in the world lead clean, moral lives" (No. 11)."
6 years ago
The only person who lives a clean, moral life is Donald Driver.
6 years ago
Also, the fact that you felt it necessary to say: "Oranjeboom
55 & 52 - The weak, the feeble & the feminine." only further proves that you feel the need to be superior to people in some way or another. One of those might be by being able to manipulate people because for you it might be fun to pull strings to see if you can. Or, maybe you put on a facade to see if you can get someone to like you, then get what you want from them (sex, free stuff, dinner, whatever) and then leave them once you are through using them.
6 years ago
I think there is a contraction as I see most people are generally unable to make the correct decisions because, for the most part, people are irrational and use flawed intuition. That is basically what any social economist would say, too. There are many examples of this & examples can be provided if need be.

However, I don't lie and manipulate people into doing what they should do.

I would be classed as Machiavellian as I believe the easiest way to get what you want is to tell people what they want to hear. I know that would be best, but I don't do it.

I don't believe that honesty is always the best policy, but I still am honest because I have integrity. Like I said earlier, I know I should keep my mouth shut when speaking to superior, but I still don't.

That is why it is bullshit. The test asks what you believe, it doesn't ask what you do.
6 years ago
63 .. lower then i would have thought. Then again, it's probably quite correct.
6 years ago
lowieken exactly the same as me, probably answered differently tho
3,3,3,4,2,1,1,3,4,4,3,3,4,2,1,2,1,3,5,1
6 years ago
oranje, its ok.. there is no pass for fail for this.. relax
6 years ago
I don't exactly remember what I answered Yak but it is quite similar.
6 years ago
I just took it again without the tiredness of the 3am one and got 82.

I'm getting better :)
6 years ago
getting better how?
6 years ago
82 is more than 81 that's good enough for me...
6 years ago
;/
6 years ago
55115115111551511555

that gives a score of 100. reversing them gave 20.

answering 1,3, or 5 for all the questions gives a 60.
6 years ago
you... do realize... its.... not actually a competition correct :(
6 years ago
I'm always late to the party but ... 77.
6 years ago
I would say it's odd that mostly everyone scores higher on that but then again you are all a bunch of self absorbed pricks
6 years ago
The lower the score, the more naive & suggestible you are, that is a constant.
6 years ago
Says the psychopath.
6 years ago
I think people with lower scores would be greatly saddened and disturbed by mucho ...
6 years ago
@drum not OJ
6 years ago
I think that I do still have a naive world view but I like it
6 years ago
But like OJ stated, the results only reflect your world view, not your actions which might differ greatly depending on the effects of social norms.
6 years ago
well I answered it as what I actually do, which is also how I view the world *should* be
6 years ago
I'm only 25, but I feel comfortable saying you have a lot to learn, drum.
6 years ago
I'd also say that to anyone twice my age who has simply coasted through life.
6 years ago
maybe I'm content to stay this way, to not sell out completely to becoming a cynic. It's a dark and scarey world for me when I'm depressed and feel as if everything is working against me and when I have nothing to hope for.

I don't want to ever feel the way I did when I drank too much one night and popped a bunch of pain killers, before going to bed, thinking and wishing I don't wake up.
6 years ago
that is cool dog!
6 years ago
Hi Plantbox!
6 years ago
i planned a box for you ohw did i ,yes i did!
6 years ago
Awwwww fank ooo!

* MrFugsmucker blushes *
6 years ago
your so welcome!
6 years ago
lol @ the more naive you are the lower you score..

what a fucking idiot
6 years ago
whats wrong with you yak do you really think your a god?
6 years ago
DELETE ME ASS I CANT TAKE THIS JUST DO IT SO I CAN FUCKING PUT YOU DOWN !!!.!!!.!
6 years ago
what?
6 years ago
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6 years ago
deep breaths
6 years ago
I built a cynic wall around me drum. It's a rather good defense system. But you need to let some people inside the wall I guess. I wouldn't want to live without some warmth, tenderness and care around me. But the ones you let inside are the ones that can hurt you. I trying things along the way ... I'll see how it goes. You just have to make your own live I guess.
6 years ago
63
6 years ago
Yes yak, let me explain this in simple terms that even you can follow...

We all know (some of you actually don't, because you're fucking plebs, but some of us do) how the world works, & if you really believe things such as:

Honesty is the best policy in all cases.
There is no excuse for lying to someone else.

Then you're clearly going to score low on the MACH-IV & you're also naive as anyone with any sense knows it's wrong.

Do you see the correlation, idiot?


6 years ago
There are a lot of different correlations to the MACH-IV test, another one being agreeableness. You clearly wouldn't know that though, as you have no idea what you're talking about.
6 years ago
You would have to be a fool to think you could completely agree that honesty is the best policy in "ALL" cases but it is usually the best policy hence why I agreed with it instead of strongly agreeing with it. Same for the other example you listed.

47
6 years ago
the only times honesty is not good is when its gonna hurt someones feelings or incriminate yourself
6 years ago
Jones is the only person who seems to be able to follow the separation between what you know & what you do.

^^ You guys just talk & talk but don't understand what you're told.
6 years ago
It's not very hard to follow don't flatter yourself.
6 years ago
when i retook the test, trying to be optimistic about myself and others, my 65 magically turned into a 48
...go figure :/
6 years ago
You have to answer the questions AS IS, not an interpretation of the questions with 'if/but/however' added to your fucking reasoning.

That is why you answer it as you know it to be, instead of answering it as you'd like to interpret it followed by your 2nd to last comment.

So no, clearly you don't fucking follow.
6 years ago
What are you jabbering about possum, that is obviously going to happen?

The more optimistic & seemingly naive, the lower the score. As I said earlier.
6 years ago
Wait what? Don't interpret the question? Should I turn my fucking view of perception off so that I can answer like a machine? The test states:

To what extent do each of the following statements accurately describe you? Please indicate the degree to which you personally agree or disagree with each of the following statements by choosing a number from the scale below that reflects your opinion.

That is how I felt about those questions personally and yes I follow what you are saying to Jones. The separation between your thoughts and the reality of your actions is not difficult to understand.
6 years ago
What you do just depends on who or what you are dealing with ? As to come back to the wall* "what you do" depends on if you are dealing with the people outside of the wall for whom you don't care a lot, or the people within who are close and whom you cherish. Deciding what you do is based on what you know, in both cases. I think we ALL act along those lines, we don't do/act the same towards different people. And so yes there is a difference between what you do or what you know. But I thought we all knew that ?



*(Yes I got the image and the symbolic meaning of the wall from the Pink Floyd Album, and if you don't know it and don't know the story it brings you should check up on it)
6 years ago
@oj - um, it was my way of agreeing with you, sir
6 years ago
Lowieken is a smart Swede.
6 years ago
My apologies, poss & Low. I misunderstood.
6 years ago
We all are Swedes in some way ...
6 years ago
Not low
6 years ago
What I do now ?
6 years ago
OJ is my lighthouse.
6 years ago
Swedes are all crazy.
6 years ago
75
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65
6 years ago
cool dog
6 years ago
Cool
6 years ago
i need a dog like this
6 years ago
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