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Can't Hug Every Cat

funny

by TheAllMightyToaster

submitted December 14th 2011

120 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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kind of a repost... in a way...
also fake....
6 years ago
and a youtube embed...
gunna have to go with NOPE
6 years ago
and the faggot ad at the end....
yea... NOPE!
6 years ago
* possum cries for toaster *
6 years ago
* yak cracks keyboard in half *

6 years ago
god that is one ugly cat in the thumbnail huh?
6 years ago
I couldn't get the stupid download helper to work :( I at least tried..
6 years ago
maybe drum will help you
6 years ago
I already tried
6 years ago
my computer is a stupid whore and won't use it ... i will just wait if i find anything else until it gets an upgrade :/
6 years ago
Whatever happened to Mira Sorvino, anyway...
6 years ago
I thought Toaster was the thumbnail at first.
6 years ago
Def not sumthing for mucho
6 years ago
I want a hug!
6 years ago
anyone who doesn't like nyan cat can go fuck themselves...and if embedding videos was a reason to downvote, then it shouldn't be possible.
6 years ago
*faps*
4 years ago
She's at least realistic. I mean, you can't hug EVERY cat...
4 years ago
You could euthanize every cat however. Hitler of the cats
4 years ago
Stalking my old subs?
4 years ago
Random.
4 years ago
Maybe Metalface is looking for some Toaster nudies
4 years ago
I've got lots of toaster nudies.
4 years ago
she pretty much forced people to look at her naked
4 years ago
Words from my mouth MF. No nudies on here but many in my drunk years were shared with muchoers
4 years ago
You don't have to force guys to look at naked pics.
4 years ago
of me I do, you don't know what I look like
4 years ago
Not really... I seen your pit and your face but other than that no.
4 years ago
you think you've seen my face :(
4 years ago
* MetalFace keeps his mouth shut *
4 years ago
Hmmmm well I guess not then
4 years ago
I could have the fanciest of penis for all you know... and we all know that you'd love that
4 years ago
What constitutes a fancy penis? A bow?
4 years ago
Wouldn't you like to know :(
4 years ago
I wouldn't mind sprucing up the ole yogurt flinger.
4 years ago
If it isn't fancy all on its own then there is no sprucing that can be done. Not everyone can be graced with a fancy penis
4 years ago
Fanciest penis ?
* DangerousDug shudders *
4 years ago
Dammit, wtf makes a penis fancy??
4 years ago
If you had a fancy penis you would know, oh, you would know
4 years ago
*hint* it has a lot to do with shape
4 years ago
I'm not the best judge of penis, but I reckon mine looks pretty nice.
4 years ago
Pics or gtfo
4 years ago
Sprinkles is trying to get your genitals on Mucho, how do you feel about that MF?
4 years ago
Keep your genitals to yourself.
4 years ago
I'd only let a certified FAPS member inspect my penis for fanciness.
4 years ago
So you're going to visit Fries then? He'd like that
4 years ago
I'd doubt toastys penis frankness grading
4 years ago
Fanciness
4 years ago
You wouldn't know anything about my penis fries
4 years ago
TheAllMightyToaster
If you had a fancy penis you would know, oh, you would know
My penis is not fancy then :(
4 years ago
Fries knows everything about every cock in the known universe.
4 years ago
His knowledge of cock-fu is second to none.
4 years ago
Except his own.
4 years ago
Well, he can't really lift his paunch AND look down at it at the same time, now can he???
4 years ago
I'm pretty much a cockspert
4 years ago
I'm gonna go ahead and say my penis is fancy. It's definitely not banana shaped...
4 years ago
I doubt it's fancy, I've yet to see a fancy penis on mucho
4 years ago
Now you're just egging me on
4 years ago
I'm just stating facts. I use to have quite the collection of mucho penis and not one stood out as fancy. If I remember right drums was nearly fancy
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster sighs *


the good old days
4 years ago
I've had plenty of compliments on my girth
4 years ago
Suuuuuure
4 years ago
Drum almost has a fancy penis....... hahahahaha
4 years ago
Im pretty sure im the only one on the site thats seen it. We got drunk in tiny and it wasnt half bad
4 years ago
I've seen it. It was tiny.
4 years ago
1rish1 is just jelly
4 years ago
I don't think size has anything to do with being "fancy"
4 years ago
fancy = deformed ?
4 years ago
I'm not jealous. I'm quite proud of my penis.
4 years ago
Sounds like jealousy to me
4 years ago
Hahaha! Ok.
4 years ago
So, Toaster what is the criteria for a "fancy penis"
4 years ago
She's just trolling
4 years ago
Isnt that what this place is for?
4 years ago
No. Too many sentive types hanging around.
4 years ago
*sensitive
4 years ago
Stupid sausage fingers.
4 years ago
this place is for trolling or fancy penis ?
4 years ago
All of the above, and more.
4 years ago
Apparently it's not a place for fancy penis since there's supposedly none on mucho
4 years ago
Yours *could* be the first..
4 years ago
The guys with the fancy penises never show them off :(
4 years ago
I personally know a coupke fancy penises
4 years ago
If my penis was a "fancy penis" I would show it off
4 years ago
^agreed - I'd never put it back in my pants.
4 years ago
If i had a penis id never have it in my pants. Hard enough resisting keeping the bf naked all the time
4 years ago
What about fancy vaginas? Show us your fancy vagina toaster!
4 years ago
Vaginas are never fancy
4 years ago
What are they then?
4 years ago
Mostly disgusting and on that note im going to work
4 years ago
Vagina's are awesome. You don't even deserve your vagina
4 years ago
Too bad it wasn't detachable, she could donate it to us.
4 years ago
I'm sure you could find a way to detach it...

* DushanMandik evil laughs and puts pinky to corner of mouth *
4 years ago
I've seen some pretty fancy vaginas
4 years ago
Without proof I'm guessing toastys looks like a train wreck
4 years ago
Your mom's doesn't count, fries... you're biased
4 years ago
So, who's got these drunk nude photos of toaster? I am sure zeke has some.Tr?
4 years ago
I've seen your mums .. It's hideous
4 years ago
You're just jealous that my mom is hotter than yours...
4 years ago
It's not all about looks
4 years ago
* DushanMandik raises hand *
4 years ago
This is the weirdest thread I've read in a while.

Well done.
4 years ago
How does it feel to know your penis lacks fanciness?
4 years ago
IT HAS GOT A BOW, FUCK YOU
4 years ago
* MetalFace deflects smerf's rage onto toaster *
4 years ago
* smerf huddles in the corner, rocking back and forth, back and forth *


It's fancy, it's fancy, it's fancy, it's fancy...
4 years ago
2 by 2....bows are blue....2 by 2....bows..are.....blue
4 years ago
Smerfs penishas glitter so that means its faaaaaaabulous
4 years ago
And a nice top-hat too.
4 years ago
Reply fail?
4 years ago
It appears so
4 years ago
* Sprinkles looks away in shame *
4 years ago
magawd for the butt-hurt stfu.

Hahahaha!


I own you, faggot.
4 years ago
Gonna write you off as a loss come tax-time...
4 years ago
Hey she's not bad looking
4 years ago
Got a slightly droopy eye ....
4 years ago
Your mom's brown-eye is droopy.
4 years ago
Would
4 years ago
Still no tits out then
4 years ago
Stalking my old posts?
4 years ago
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