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Star Wars Crayons

So sum asian bitch decided to take her Fandom to a whole nother lvl not 2 intricate but pretty cool nonetheless

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by JewLUVinCHODEhaver

submitted December 13th 2011

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Star Wars Crayons
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holy fuck reading your faggoty retarded description literally almost gave me an aneurism.. wtf are you like fucking 2 years old idiot?
6 years ago
23 is the new "fucking 2 years old idiot" and from the content that i have viewed since 2005 i figured that i could say almost anything and still get bashed for being me!
6 years ago
your still my hero though.....{like JD n Dr. Cox(thats you Yak)}
6 years ago
i dont know what you are trying to say but i will take it as a compliment
6 years ago
you should
6 years ago
You should go see a doctor and get your mouth removed from yak's Dr. Cox... you fucking scrub
6 years ago
what a wonderful play on words! this is exactly why i smoke pot and surf this site. i see so many untouched wonders of the world.
6 years ago
yak is more like kelso than cox
6 years ago
fuck you
6 years ago
Dude, my sister is tarded and I think she's more coherent than you.
6 years ago
This isn't a text friendly site, is what he's trying to say JewLuv
6 years ago
wait yak has a dick
6 years ago
I KNEW IT YAKS A HE SHE!
6 years ago
...
that makes no sense killroy
6 years ago
Deja is the blonde and dw is the highfive guy.
6 years ago
scrubs sucks donkey balls
6 years ago
fuck you zeke!! you sack of dried out cat feces!
6 years ago
i dont know about the highfive guy... i dont think i would look good in a banana hammock
6 years ago
and deja is nothing like the blonde, shes definitely carla
6 years ago
* xzekiel gives dw a beer and turns on According to Jim - there there dw *
6 years ago
Sure, Deja is Carla... From Cheers!
6 years ago
* Jones laughs at the hypocrisy *
6 years ago
it's how I calm my niece down....all I know to do
6 years ago
i dont like pisswater or shitty sitcoms >=(
* dwhill05 pouts *
6 years ago
anyways, im much more like JD, so CS needs to be the blonde so I can have an on again/off again romantic relationship with her
6 years ago
You're right. I should have gone with warm milk and How I Met Your Mother
6 years ago
Try with semen and American Idol.
6 years ago
not any better...
6 years ago
* dwhill05 shitsocks jones *
6 years ago
Dr. Cox = Kirk
Jordan = Deja
Dr. Kelso = Yak
JD = Drumrave
Ted = Dushan
Janitor = Bono
6 years ago
we got lots of teds around here, but drum is no JD, maybe turk...
6 years ago
I call dibs on being the Janitor's lunchroom friend
6 years ago
Then by Bono's logic that would make me Mickhead
6 years ago
Right, the background character.
6 years ago
...who murdered his wife. (?)
6 years ago
acquitted ;)
6 years ago
I'll take JD
6 years ago
but who's todd, turk, the blonde and carla?
6 years ago
You don't get to call your character. You'll take what you're given and FUCKING LIKE IT
6 years ago
And Bono, no way are you cool enough to be the Janitor.
6 years ago
Who the fuck is the janitor then? Nobody else comes close to being as much of a scourge to everybody's existence as I do.
6 years ago
Carla is TwoBit because she's an attractive nonwhite.
Turk is Morph because he's a nonwhite.
The Todd is Box because he's an incompetent dumbfuck who uses prostitutes.
Elliot is Claude, because they have the same voice.
6 years ago
ill agree with all of that except i already called JD for myself and CS as the blonde, drum can be one of teds back up singers
6 years ago
you're all so gay
6 years ago
you want to do sex in the city next you faggots?
6 years ago
ooh ooh who would I be?
6 years ago
Go call Jen you fucking bitch.

You look like the offspring of Drumrave and a Thumb.
6 years ago
I know! Do Community!
6 years ago
if we are doing sex and the city then i am calling whichever dude that got to fuck the most milfs
6 years ago
I'm done with this discussion. Let's talk about my super exciting morning, k?
6 years ago
or not
6 years ago
Jerking off in a sock isn't super exciting.
6 years ago
If this thread ever makes it around to It's Always Sunny, then I call Charlie, and I guess DW can be the waitress.
6 years ago
Feh, only drumrave would believe me if I told you guys.
6 years ago
* Bono is Rickety Crickets *
6 years ago
Fuck you all anyway. I knocked the shit out of a gradeschool bully this morning.

Shit was so cash.
6 years ago
so you assaulted a child? i hope someone recorded it on their phone
6 years ago
So you beat up a kid in elementary school? Good going Bono, we're proud of ya.
6 years ago
Do you want the long story?
6 years ago
long stories must be submitted in handwritten letter format to mucho's P. O. Box
6 years ago
Well, this kid who was older than me and big for his age busted my lip when I was in first grade. He was a real piece of shit and you could tell his family was, too. I'd had enough of his shit (he was picking on my friends) so I told him to shut up on the bus one day, and he turned around and struck me down. Poor lil Bono.

Anyway, last night through a mutual friend I found out he works a very early shift at a warehouse, alone. So 13, COUNT 'EM, THIRTEEN, years later, I walk up to him and call his name as though he knows me. "Heeey, Steven?"

I extend my hand, disarming him. As we shake, I lock eyes with him and tell him he beat my ass in first grade. Before this even registers, I clocked him square in the temple with a left hook.

He didn't fall but was dazed, and kind of bent over to steady himself, so I wound up and punched him in the nose as hard as I possibly fucking could. He started to bleed so I booked it back to my getaway vehicle the buddy who drove me there cackled with gleeful laughter.

In a word: Cash.

The shit. Was CASH.
6 years ago
True story.

Fuck the nonbelievers.
6 years ago
Also, it was incredibly easy because as it turns out, he grew up to be Bobby Hill. Short, doughy, and a pussy.
6 years ago
That's less impressive than beating up a twelve year old.
6 years ago
tl;dr
6 years ago
Forget you guys, I feel validated. Can't bring me down.
6 years ago
I tried talking him from the ledge. Mainly because it would suck if some kid came up to me and punched me in the head cause I was a grade school bully
6 years ago
drumrave was the only one in chat when I was putting on my warpaint :(

I could have used a good luck kiss zeke.
6 years ago
the highlight of my morning was jerking off into a sock and it was way more exciting than that
6 years ago
the highlight of my morning was
6 years ago
I don't even know
6 years ago
Back to the topic at hand, if we did Community I'm Abed and if we did Always sunny I'm mac
6 years ago
You're all just jealous you didn't get away with assault on a faggot today.

1) Dushan - [ ]
2) Claude - [ ]
3) Steven from Gradeschool - [ X ]
6 years ago
if you did Sunny, Drumrave would be ... well... yeah, Mac
6 years ago
My morning was pretty exciting.. There was a mouse in my sock.
6 years ago
thank goodness there wasn't a mouse in the sock i used this morning
6 years ago
That wasn't a mouse....
6 years ago
Oh cunty, you so naughty!
6 years ago
I did pretty much that to a guy once, stuck out my left to shake and swung with my right. Flattened his nose like an overripe strawberry and he went down hard and bled like a soda fountain.

Sucker punches are for pussies, but he did something WAY worse than punching me in the lip in grade school...
6 years ago
It was glorious.
6 years ago
You went to shake with your left hand? WTF?
6 years ago
the guy should have know immediately that you were a sucker punching bitch...who shakes with their left hand???

* DushanMandik wonders if Roland only has one hand... *


6 years ago
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Bono is a sucker punching little bitch.
6 years ago
* possum cant fight this feeling anymore... *
6 years ago
* Sporty has forgotten what he started fighting for... *
6 years ago
uh-oh
6 years ago
* DushanMandik fights for his right to partaaaay! *
6 years ago
as i've told bono more than once: you wont like how this ends up
6 years ago
as I've told possum never before: Shut the fuck up, you've never been right. I get what I want all the time.
6 years ago
I don't like hurting you.
6 years ago
last guy to say something like that got his ass banned...
6 years ago
<- Untouchable.

True story.
6 years ago
mistahmagic: i push for my way and usually get it in life moments later the ban hammer fell...
6 years ago
Like I said before: I rather admired MM's moxie.

But the way he went about things was totally stupid.
6 years ago
<- Is totally smart.
6 years ago
Well no doubt he was a major idiot...
6 years ago
I don't care to fuck with the people who don't give a fuck. People who DGAF include drumrave, yak, kirk, queso, and a few other high profile vets.

Meanwhile, I prey on weak-minded faggots who become personally offended (it's obvious they care too much) by my presence on their internet, including but not limited to:

Zeke, Claude, Dushan, Toolman to an extent, and most of the one-offs who come here for a day and get run off.

There will always be a gray area. but those are the two categories I recognize when looking for targets.
6 years ago
^ MM went in without a gameplan.
6 years ago
Actually Bono, you and I were fine until I told you how much of a faggot you are for sucker punching a guy and running away. I still really don't give a fuck.
6 years ago
queso is not a vet
6 years ago
can we talk abut me now!
6 years ago
i wanna see a bono jrob fight...
6 years ago
just kidding, fuck all you assholes, just keep giving bono attention
6 years ago
been there done that
6 years ago
Zeke doesn't give a fuck when he's sober, allegedly.
6 years ago
who won..
6 years ago
And no one gives less of a fuck anymore than jrob.
6 years ago
I never had a legitimate hatred for jrob. Think of it more like he weathered the storm, conky.
6 years ago
what got bono permabanned on pre-crash MS?
honest question - i have forgotten
6 years ago
Deja said Bruce Springsteen sounded like Steve Perry, and I corrected her.
6 years ago
were you talking to me way up there possum? was it cause I said something about norwegians and butter?
6 years ago
Since these weren't made by the man, I'll accept this.
6 years ago
You mean Lucas or the guy that does the pencil carvings?
6 years ago
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