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My Christmas Lights

I'm not feeling very festive this year for some reason.

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by toolman961

submitted December 12th 2011

107 comments
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My Christmas Lights
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Maybe if one of the lady muchoers would like to cum help me, I could do a better job.

Hell, I'd even take hurricanejew
* toolman961 just threw up all over his keyboard after making that comment. *
6 years ago
Hi Tooly. Doing alright?
6 years ago
I am, physically, the wife and kid are going through some rough times right now which is the reason I haven't been around so much lately. But things are starting to calm down, for the wife at least.
6 years ago
This may be a lame question, but why do you have outlets on your garage overhang? Is that normal there?
6 years ago
Ummm maybe to plug in the christmas lights...?
6 years ago
your right sawbuck that's pretty lame.. why do you think he has outlets there.. maybe for xmas light,,, perhaps just maybe..
6 years ago
or possibly for christmas lights
6 years ago
bug zapper? any numerous other things that can be plugged in and hanged or attached to an overhang or on or near a roof? a floodlight? fucking anything? a fucking popcorn fucking maker to be plugged in? wtf kind of stupid fucking idiot are you sawbuck
6 years ago
or maybe his electric razor..
6 years ago
holy shit i am fucking raging over this
6 years ago
I nominate that the stupidest question ive ever heard on mucho..
6 years ago
EVEN A FUCKING EXTENSION CORD
* yak flops around wildly in anger *

6 years ago
Having a plug socket outside is fucking weird.
6 years ago
maybe in the slums of Africa it's a little 'weird' ...
6 years ago
not having a plug socket outside is fucking weird more like it... then again do caravans have them oranje?
6 years ago
Probably, yes.
6 years ago
how would we plug our vehicles in during the winter..
6 years ago
The only thing you could live in in England with a plug socket on the outside is a caravan.

No real homes will have them.
6 years ago
I have power out in the yard, I think it's appreciated by the fish.
6 years ago
how do you plug radios in, electric lawn mowers, bug zappers, ect ect,,
6 years ago
electric lawnmowers?
6 years ago
Um yeah....electric lawnmowers...
6 years ago
Extension cords from the inside, and we don't need fucking bug zappers
6 years ago
never heard of an electric lawnmower ,must be a canadian thing
6 years ago
nice
6 years ago
No leaf blowers or weed whackers?
6 years ago
ass backwards lol...so you have to leave your door opened what if you have something in the yard you need plug in over night you cant shut your door properly.. what if you need to charge your battery in your car ...
6 years ago
no wonder you faggots have pockmarked faces and shit in england with all those midges getting into your houses because you can't close your fucking windows and doors because you have fucking extension cords running outside
6 years ago
How have you not heard of an electric lawnmower!!!??!!!???!!

FUCKING HELL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
6 years ago
how do you plug in your cricket pitching machines????
6 years ago
We don't have midges...
6 years ago
our lawnmowers run on gas here buddy,ive heard of an electric weedeater not a lawnmower though
6 years ago
lol ok.. so they have electric lawnmowers... that they PLUG IN INSIDE THEIR HOUSE to use outside..
awesome... no wonder america had to save your asses in every war
6 years ago
not me, me has proper waterproof outlets in the yard, like sensible peoples do.
6 years ago
USA USA USA!!
6 years ago
Who needs to plug anything in overnight??

"Oh, it's a bit cold out, I best plug this electric heater in to keep the cats warm"
6 years ago
fugs.. everyone who has a house has them... i suspect oranje lives in an apartment or something... although every apartment ive even lived in has had outdoor plugs, for outdoor heaters, bug zappers, lights.......
6 years ago
*cough. *Has electric lawn mower. =/
6 years ago
jrob, we have electric & gas (made from petroleum, & not in any way a gas) lawnmowers, too.
6 years ago
My fish happen to like filtered, oxygenated water, and I ain't standing there all night tipping buckets.
6 years ago
battery charger can take 12 hours or more.. or do you remove it from your car then charge it in your bathroom..Much more sensible
6 years ago
I do live in an apartment now, but I've lived in a number of houses - non with fucking outside plug sockets!
6 years ago
must be a new tree hugger hippie thing cause ive never seen one
6 years ago
I think the xmas spirit is starting to overwhelm everyone...
6 years ago
we have like... 4 things plugged in outside at pretty much all times...
bugzapper, pergola lights, water pump for the pond, and bubbler for the pond, all plugged into an underground extension cord that is by the pond.... but we have probably 10 outlets outside of our house i think
6 years ago
Also, the wires from the other socket *may* be hanging loose just behind the door of my shed....
6 years ago
I had an outdoor cat once that lived in a box with a lightbulb. She was damned thankful for outside electricals when it was 1 degree.
6 years ago
Fuck you!
6 years ago
if youve never seen one its probably cuz you havent looked
6 years ago
6 years ago
I'm sorry but you're all wrong, it's unusual.
6 years ago
i suggest you have a look next time your outside.. sometimes they have little covers on them that you have to lift up.. maybe you just never seen it.. Your neighbors probably thought you were a little strange running extension cords all over the place.
6 years ago
No it's not.
6 years ago
If I find an external plug socket on my property I'm having it removed.
6 years ago
WTF why.. so your having a bbq and you discover an outlet why not plug in a radio and have music while you grill..
6 years ago
Probably the pussy uk government decided that their faggot moron citizens couldn't handle outlets outside of their homes.
6 years ago
Too many tards were watching tv out in the rain and complaining.
6 years ago
"Oh blimey the tele is out again guvna"
6 years ago
Millband said it was all Cameron's fault.
6 years ago
like they would watch tv outside... they would get rain in their tea
6 years ago
They can't go inside 'cause their house is full of muslims and/or burglars that they're not allowed to bother.
6 years ago
yak's right, it's raining again...
6 years ago
Wanko has a slightly skewed view of us Englanders...
6 years ago
OK Oranje Do have xmas lights where your from.. or any type of holiday decorations that light up.. I want to know where exactly do you plug your x mas lights in..
6 years ago
had to be oj making the blatant ignorant remarks. We have quite a bit of electrical outlets out side our house. When it gets really cold and I go out for a smoke I take a space heater with me and plug it up outside while I smoke
6 years ago
oh and I have a neighbor with an electric push-mower. Seems highly inconvenient having to move the cord to mow
6 years ago
I just counted. My house has 4 outdoor outlets. Its pretty normal here.
6 years ago
One question did all that?
6 years ago
I have no idea how many outdoor outlets my house has. I'd have to go and check, which would require either putting on pants or freezing my nuts off.
6 years ago
Well fucking done Sawbuck
6 years ago
anymore stupid questions?...Sawbuck..
6 years ago
My dad had an electric lawn mower. I hated that fucking thing. And the reason oj's never seen an outdoor plug is because he doesn't do any work outside so he's never had the use for one.
6 years ago
3 guys do the grounds around here.
6 years ago
What about when you lived in the three houses?
6 years ago
probably just had a shitty yard the size of a postage stamp like every other faggot in the uk except fugs by the looks of it
although fugs probably has a pretty small yard too... but even a small yard in north america is basically a massive field in the uk
i think our back yard is like 20x150 or something maybe 30x150 and our front yard is about half of that, all landscaped which we THOUGHT would be easier to take care of than just lawn (because no mowing grass or anything) BOY WERE WE FUCKING STUPID! its like constant maintenance to keep the jungle back in the back yard :P

you gotta understand toolman.. oranje hasnt grown up yet
6 years ago
So yak you don't have wetbacks you could just pick up at the local hardware store to take of your yard for you?
6 years ago
i wish i had a tiny yard or not one at all, mowing sucks
6 years ago
i dont know what a wetback is so probably not
6 years ago
pretty sure their back would have dried out by the time they made it all the way to canada...
6 years ago
I've had gardens, some with a lot of grass, others not so much.
6 years ago
No Oranje, you have kindergarden
6 years ago
That makes sense to you, huh?
6 years ago
My statement or yours?
6 years ago
My backyard is tiny.


...but it's still got two power outlets in it.
6 years ago
great to have you back on tool!!!!!!!
6 years ago
Uh? whut?

Oh, hi there you crazy swede.
6 years ago
i know whats going on here, OJ is just confused because he is looking at the wrong wiki article about outlets
6 years ago
You say that because it's what you do, I post links to prove you wrong as you fucks always talk nonsense.

I can provide proof as I'm always right.
6 years ago
i dont need to prove to people they are wrong, i just tell them they are stupid and laugh at them
6 years ago
* dwhill05 now points at OJ and laughs *
6 years ago
I'm still laughing at the "massive field" comment.
6 years ago
well its true, when your entire country is a tiny island the size of michigan everything seems big
6 years ago
*Sets up life size Battle of Hastings play-set in backyard
6 years ago
* Bono puts his taint on Claude's mouth. *
6 years ago
hahaha
6 years ago
They call this The Green Hornet.
6 years ago
i would call it 'the griswold'
6 years ago
That'll get you on the knotty list.
6 years ago
He's all wound up about the lighting this year.
6 years ago
He got tied up in his work I guess.
6 years ago
dont take this lightly guys
6 years ago
Jeez, guys. Lighten up.
6 years ago
I wish my wife let me put up lights...the only thing we celebrate is halloween :(
6 years ago
That is even weirder than an electrical outlet 10 feet off the ground.
6 years ago
I have another one three inches off the ground on the side of my house too. Can you believe that?
6 years ago
What's the world coming too? People harnessing the power of electricity, it's witch craft I tell you.
6 years ago
This is all one big lie. Tell them toolman.
6 years ago
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