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My Christmas Lights

I'm not feeling very festive this year for some reason.

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by toolman961

submitted December 12th 2011

107 comments
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My Christmas Lights
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Maybe if one of the lady muchoers would like to cum help me, I could do a better job.

Hell, I'd even take hurricanejew
* toolman961 just threw up all over his keyboard after making that comment. *
1 year ago
Hi Tooly. Doing alright?
1 year ago
I am, physically, the wife and kid are going through some rough times right now which is the reason I haven't been around so much lately. But things are starting to calm down, for the wife at least.
1 year ago
This may be a lame question, but why do you have outlets on your garage overhang? Is that normal there?
1 year ago
Ummm maybe to plug in the christmas lights...?
1 year ago
your right sawbuck that's pretty lame.. why do you think he has outlets there.. maybe for xmas light,,, perhaps just maybe..
1 year ago
or possibly for christmas lights
1 year ago
bug zapper? any numerous other things that can be plugged in and hanged or attached to an overhang or on or near a roof? a floodlight? fucking anything? a fucking popcorn fucking maker to be plugged in? wtf kind of stupid fucking idiot are you sawbuck
1 year ago
or maybe his electric razor..
1 year ago
holy shit i am fucking raging over this
1 year ago
I nominate that the stupidest question ive ever heard on mucho..
1 year ago
EVEN A FUCKING EXTENSION CORD
* yak flops around wildly in anger *

1 year ago
Having a plug socket outside is fucking weird.
1 year ago
maybe in the slums of Africa it's a little 'weird' ...
1 year ago
not having a plug socket outside is fucking weird more like it... then again do caravans have them oranje?
1 year ago
Probably, yes.
1 year ago
how would we plug our vehicles in during the winter..
1 year ago
The only thing you could live in in England with a plug socket on the outside is a caravan.

No real homes will have them.
1 year ago
I have power out in the yard, I think it's appreciated by the fish.
1 year ago
how do you plug radios in, electric lawn mowers, bug zappers, ect ect,,
1 year ago
electric lawnmowers?
1 year ago
Um yeah....electric lawnmowers...
1 year ago
Extension cords from the inside, and we don't need fucking bug zappers
1 year ago
never heard of an electric lawnmower ,must be a canadian thing
1 year ago
nice
1 year ago
No leaf blowers or weed whackers?
1 year ago
ass backwards lol...so you have to leave your door opened what if you have something in the yard you need plug in over night you cant shut your door properly.. what if you need to charge your battery in your car ...
1 year ago
no wonder you faggots have pockmarked faces and shit in england with all those midges getting into your houses because you can't close your fucking windows and doors because you have fucking extension cords running outside
1 year ago
How have you not heard of an electric lawnmower!!!??!!!???!!

FUCKING HELL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
1 year ago
how do you plug in your cricket pitching machines????
1 year ago
We don't have midges...
1 year ago
our lawnmowers run on gas here buddy,ive heard of an electric weedeater not a lawnmower though
1 year ago
lol ok.. so they have electric lawnmowers... that they PLUG IN INSIDE THEIR HOUSE to use outside..
awesome... no wonder america had to save your asses in every war
1 year ago
not me, me has proper waterproof outlets in the yard, like sensible peoples do.
1 year ago
USA USA USA!!
1 year ago
Who needs to plug anything in overnight??

"Oh, it's a bit cold out, I best plug this electric heater in to keep the cats warm"
1 year ago
fugs.. everyone who has a house has them... i suspect oranje lives in an apartment or something... although every apartment ive even lived in has had outdoor plugs, for outdoor heaters, bug zappers, lights.......
1 year ago
*cough. *Has electric lawn mower. =/
1 year ago
jrob, we have electric & gas (made from petroleum, & not in any way a gas) lawnmowers, too.
1 year ago
My fish happen to like filtered, oxygenated water, and I ain't standing there all night tipping buckets.
1 year ago
battery charger can take 12 hours or more.. or do you remove it from your car then charge it in your bathroom..Much more sensible
1 year ago
I do live in an apartment now, but I've lived in a number of houses - non with fucking outside plug sockets!
1 year ago
must be a new tree hugger hippie thing cause ive never seen one
1 year ago
I think the xmas spirit is starting to overwhelm everyone...
1 year ago
we have like... 4 things plugged in outside at pretty much all times...
bugzapper, pergola lights, water pump for the pond, and bubbler for the pond, all plugged into an underground extension cord that is by the pond.... but we have probably 10 outlets outside of our house i think
1 year ago
Also, the wires from the other socket *may* be hanging loose just behind the door of my shed....
1 year ago
I had an outdoor cat once that lived in a box with a lightbulb. She was damned thankful for outside electricals when it was 1 degree.
1 year ago
Fuck you!
1 year ago
if youve never seen one its probably cuz you havent looked
1 year ago
they have been around forever..http://muchosucko.com/new/88023/Electrick-Lawn-Mower
Electrick Lawn Mower..
1 year ago
I'm sorry but you're all wrong, it's unusual.
1 year ago
i suggest you have a look next time your outside.. sometimes they have little covers on them that you have to lift up.. maybe you just never seen it.. Your neighbors probably thought you were a little strange running extension cords all over the place.
1 year ago
No it's not.
1 year ago
If I find an external plug socket on my property I'm having it removed.
1 year ago
WTF why.. so your having a bbq and you discover an outlet why not plug in a radio and have music while you grill..
1 year ago
Probably the pussy uk government decided that their faggot moron citizens couldn't handle outlets outside of their homes.
1 year ago
Too many tards were watching tv out in the rain and complaining.
1 year ago
"Oh blimey the tele is out again guvna"
1 year ago
Millband said it was all Cameron's fault.
1 year ago
like they would watch tv outside... they would get rain in their tea
1 year ago
They can't go inside 'cause their house is full of muslims and/or burglars that they're not allowed to bother.
1 year ago
yak's right, it's raining again...
1 year ago
Wanko has a slightly skewed view of us Englanders...
1 year ago
OK Oranje Do have xmas lights where your from.. or any type of holiday decorations that light up.. I want to know where exactly do you plug your x mas lights in..
1 year ago
had to be oj making the blatant ignorant remarks. We have quite a bit of electrical outlets out side our house. When it gets really cold and I go out for a smoke I take a space heater with me and plug it up outside while I smoke
1 year ago
oh and I have a neighbor with an electric push-mower. Seems highly inconvenient having to move the cord to mow
1 year ago
I just counted. My house has 4 outdoor outlets. Its pretty normal here.
1 year ago
One question did all that?
1 year ago
I have no idea how many outdoor outlets my house has. I'd have to go and check, which would require either putting on pants or freezing my nuts off.
1 year ago
Well fucking done Sawbuck
1 year ago
anymore stupid questions?...Sawbuck..
1 year ago
My dad had an electric lawn mower. I hated that fucking thing. And the reason oj's never seen an outdoor plug is because he doesn't do any work outside so he's never had the use for one.
1 year ago
3 guys do the grounds around here.
1 year ago
What about when you lived in the three houses?
1 year ago
probably just had a shitty yard the size of a postage stamp like every other faggot in the uk except fugs by the looks of it
although fugs probably has a pretty small yard too... but even a small yard in north america is basically a massive field in the uk
i think our back yard is like 20x150 or something maybe 30x150 and our front yard is about half of that, all landscaped which we THOUGHT would be easier to take care of than just lawn (because no mowing grass or anything) BOY WERE WE FUCKING STUPID! its like constant maintenance to keep the jungle back in the back yard :P

you gotta understand toolman.. oranje hasnt grown up yet
1 year ago
So yak you don't have wetbacks you could just pick up at the local hardware store to take of your yard for you?
1 year ago
i wish i had a tiny yard or not one at all, mowing sucks
1 year ago
i dont know what a wetback is so probably not
1 year ago
pretty sure their back would have dried out by the time they made it all the way to canada...
1 year ago
I've had gardens, some with a lot of grass, others not so much.
1 year ago
No Oranje, you have kindergarden
1 year ago
That makes sense to you, huh?
1 year ago
My statement or yours?
1 year ago
My backyard is tiny.


...but it's still got two power outlets in it.
1 year ago
great to have you back on tool!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Uh? whut?

Oh, hi there you crazy swede.
1 year ago
i know whats going on here, OJ is just confused because he is looking at the wrong wiki article about outlets
1 year ago
You say that because it's what you do, I post links to prove you wrong as you fucks always talk nonsense.

I can provide proof as I'm always right.
1 year ago
i dont need to prove to people they are wrong, i just tell them they are stupid and laugh at them
1 year ago
* dwhill05 now points at OJ and laughs *
1 year ago
I'm still laughing at the "massive field" comment.
1 year ago
well its true, when your entire country is a tiny island the size of michigan everything seems big
1 year ago
*Sets up life size Battle of Hastings play-set in backyard
1 year ago
/me puts his taint on Claude's mouth.
1 year ago
hahaha
1 year ago
They call this The Green Hornet.
1 year ago
i would call it 'the griswold'
1 year ago
That'll get you on the knotty list.
1 year ago
He's all wound up about the lighting this year.
1 year ago
He got tied up in his work I guess.
1 year ago
dont take this lightly guys
1 year ago
Jeez, guys. Lighten up.
1 year ago
I wish my wife let me put up lights...the only thing we celebrate is halloween :(
1 year ago
That is even weirder than an electrical outlet 10 feet off the ground.
1 year ago
I have another one three inches off the ground on the side of my house too. Can you believe that?
1 year ago
What's the world coming too? People harnessing the power of electricity, it's witch craft I tell you.
1 year ago
This is all one big lie. Tell them toolman.
1 year ago
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