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Jailbait. I hope to hell shes kidding

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by Squidley

submitted December 8th 2011

133 comments
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Jailbait.  I hope to hell shes kidding
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This is fake of course shes probably 18 or over but there is an address. I wonder whats there? I know one thing that won't ever be there. Me.
6 years ago
It's quite obvious she didn't write that.
6 years ago
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=1401%20e%20vermont%20st%20indianapolis%20indiana&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tab=il There you go.
6 years ago
its a trap
6 years ago
You should have listened to that conscious before you did the nasty.
6 years ago
i slowly tortured my conscious to death years ago
6 years ago
Did your parole officer say that, or your pastor?
6 years ago
i dont have a po or a pastor =/
6 years ago
Don't lie like you do a lot.
6 years ago
con·scious/ˈkänCHəs/
Adjective: Aware of and responding to one's surroundings; awake. Having knowledge of something; aware.
6 years ago
I have tortured my conscious for years too
6 years ago
[fuhk][yew]
Phrase: One telling another to go fuck oneself. Having someone tell you of said fucking off. Douche.
6 years ago
I feel MrFaggot ought to go fuck off. Fuck you.
6 years ago
That hurt my feelings.
6 years ago
MrFaggot good one
6 years ago
Could you have a seat over there? I'm Chris Hanson from NBC.
6 years ago
Have a seat? There's a fucking line so long they're setting up control stanchions!
6 years ago
that actually happened on a dateline...they had too many pedophiles showing up at once.
6 years ago
I think she was trying to attract black people. Only black folks live on Vermont.
6 years ago
So what you're saying is you live a street over from her?
6 years ago
How would that attract black people if she lives there?
6 years ago
She SWEARS she'll never tell. Experienced pedos know how to ensure that. It's called homicide.
6 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
6 years ago
you just joined to say that? fuck off
6 years ago
* yak hovers over the ban button. *

6 years ago
you realize he meant the house on the pic, right?
6 years ago
meaning if the story checks out, her parents had to sell their house...
6 years ago
NO SHIT
6 years ago
well.....
6 years ago
all i see is some random joke ....
6 years ago
and judging by that spackling job I'd guess it is a duplex, which the house in the link was.........just sayin....
6 years ago
someone mind telling me what was said. that joke thing is very annoying when some shit goes down and i miss out on it.

im on colored people time.
6 years ago
some faggot just signed up to literally post the address that is in the picture
6 years ago
banned.com
6 years ago
damn... that wasnt worth me bitching about it at all...
6 years ago
pardon my senior member dementia.....but what constitutes a comment to be transformed into a dbj....besides before mentioned redundancy
6 years ago
Personal information or documentation.

6 years ago
Or spam/advertising.
6 years ago
or if drums is drunk and angry
6 years ago
or if Kirk is online.
6 years ago
so I can advertise my website greasyshitporn.gov?
6 years ago
.gov? Sounds fancy.
6 years ago
Didnt you go to rehab?
6 years ago
That was Steve. Unfortunately he's passed away.
6 years ago
me? - yup
6 years ago
Who?
6 years ago
Seriously?
6 years ago
Seagull
6 years ago
me?
6 years ago
Yeah, Steven Seagull.

Poor sonnuvabitch. His last post is so sad :/

http://muchosucko.com/80093/Farewell-motherfuckers
6 years ago
I'll miss him
6 years ago
mine?
6 years ago
:(
6 years ago
ya possum, I wish he was still alive too.
6 years ago
sad sad day
6 years ago
I havent heard about that...link
6 years ago
he just did russell
6 years ago
where does it say he is dead?
6 years ago
he's not, russ...he just probly wont be back if rehab actually works
6 years ago
don't say that possum
6 years ago
pretty much dead
6 years ago
Well all ive heard before now is that it was for herion...but why would that mean no mucho....i dont do h and im on mucho
6 years ago
MS would and should be considered "falling back into destructive habits" if he's doing some version of the 12-step thing, i'm sure any counselors/therapists/parole ossifers he might have would recommend against re-establishing contact with us
6 years ago
He promised he'd be back. Muahahaha.
6 years ago
oh well, cant pretend to be his buddy even if he was dead.....i hate when people pretend like people were different because they are burried....this dude got gunned down in my home town for some white boy gang shit...and everyone lit candles and boohoo'd....and I felt like I was the only one in town that was like....that guy was a prick...
6 years ago
I like that.
6 years ago
So much I couldn't express it with the like button.
6 years ago
A burden to society is a burden on society....just because their heart stops doesnt mean you build a statie for them....thats not directed at steven btw...im drunk ranting about the before mentioned ridiculousness
6 years ago
To*
6 years ago
Statue*
6 years ago
more misspelled stuff*
6 years ago
Surprisingly there is no more misspelled stuff save for a couple apostrophes. Congrats russ, you pulled off "ridiculousness" while drunk.
6 years ago
i get you though, russell
6 years ago
anthropomorphism
6 years ago
yay meee
6 years ago
isn't that when nonhuman objects can talk?

...like a possum?
6 years ago
"non people given people-like qualities so we can pretend to try to understand them when they poop in our shoes"
6 years ago
id imagine bonos name is richard
6 years ago
nailed it
6 years ago
Not even close.
6 years ago
It's Will, Jared.
6 years ago
ITT: Everyone is banned for posting personal information.
6 years ago
hahaha....Willy
6 years ago
j/k, it's Tyler.

Or is it Brad?
6 years ago
OR POSSIBLY DRAKE?
6 years ago
No, it's Will.
6 years ago
there is no outside contact at the facility he's in. but it doesn't matter cause he died
6 years ago
kwestion: It is my understanding that he had to do rehab or an equal amount of time in jail... is that how Germany works?
6 years ago
* possum remembers ballsmalone now and has a quiet moment *
6 years ago
It had something to do with that I think bono, but yes in germany they give you state funded rehab so it's pretty much free (but there is still some cost to it)
6 years ago
clearly none of you know what you are talking about.
6 years ago
I wasnt blitzed...

I remember ballsmalone....nothing about him persay...but I remember his name made me laugh absolutely everytime I read it.

Is he dead too?

I didnt plan on doing it or anything...but do people often get away with telling yak to piss off....hypothetical
6 years ago
This is how i imagine your names.
Bono : Sammy.
Jrob : Fester.
Drumrave : Emanuel.
Oster : Dick Dickeson.
Yak : Zangief.
6 years ago
Possum : Gunnar.
6 years ago
Morph?
6 years ago
barret is joking right?
6 years ago
ive actually had the nickname gunter or gunner for short..... when i pretended for a year that i was an exchange student to people who didnt know me....
6 years ago
Morph : Wendell.
Dwhill : Raybob.
6 years ago
barret: Tad
6 years ago
Barret: Haakon
6 years ago
Jones: Sigurd
6 years ago
Possum: Faggot
6 years ago
j/k Poss LOL!
6 years ago
it's okay, sig
6 years ago
Alright, Clint. I'll give you a hint though, supposedly I'm carrying the wheel.
6 years ago
gotcha
6 years ago
Possum looks like he could be a Rod or Rob.
6 years ago
Scabby, you strike me as being a Caroline or an Ashley.
6 years ago
Ashley's kind of close, Jones. Mr. Costello knows this world is killing me, apparently.
6 years ago
I should have gone with the name I initially moaned after looking at your picture.
6 years ago
Guessing names? I think Possum strikes me a Steve
6 years ago
^ryan
6 years ago
^Gabriel
6 years ago
^Lars
6 years ago
^Gomer Pyle
6 years ago
^Puddles
6 years ago
^Lance
6 years ago
^Melvin
6 years ago
Okay, I actually know jrobs name, so it's not fair for me to say it.
6 years ago
^Patrice
6 years ago
i know yours too smerf
6 years ago
should we leave you two alone?
6 years ago
Oh?
6 years ago
Do tell.
6 years ago
its similar to the last name i gave you up there^
6 years ago
Are you... sure about that?
6 years ago
sureish,unless you use a fake name on the place i saw it
6 years ago
Could be, could be...
6 years ago
I never imagined seagull with a fucking beard. Kind of destoys the sexual fantaies. Fucking heroine junky... kinda explains why he was so fucking friendly to all the faggots on this sit.e
6 years ago
name guessing is almost as gay as playing spin the bottle with dudes
6 years ago
fabian^
6 years ago
the only reason id wanna know any of your names is if i was making a hit list
6 years ago
Oh well, in that case DW, my name is Obama
6 years ago
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