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How To Creep People Out

Either follow the instructions or be this guy.

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by falloutvertigo

submitted December 7th 2011

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How To Creep People Out
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Derb?
6 years ago
huh?
6 years ago
What's with the beard?
6 years ago
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XCJ62cJhAPU/THhNdheyYtI/AAAAAAAAHXI/oFROhUyk8tA/s1600/hans+zarkov+genius+jew.jpg

^ picture of derp from the future
6 years ago
it's a little similar i guess.
6 years ago
What if you don't have kids, do you just ask random kids off of the street to get in your car?
6 years ago
I do.
6 years ago
like Whunu ?
6 years ago
lol @ the description
6 years ago
that didnt need to be number , 1 paragraph would have covered it
6 years ago
This makes me wish I had sperm blossoms of my own
6 years ago
im sure you could find plenty of seed donors here on mucho
6 years ago
I'd donate a knife to her face.
6 years ago
Would you be willing to settle for sperm droplets?
6 years ago
i'll donate my sperm but i would need to inject it myself , to know that they got there safely and all
6 years ago
I have a feeling mucho donations might leave me with kids that aren't up to par, ya know like not allowed to go to school lol
6 years ago
mines radioactive apparently
6 years ago
But abducting them would leave a bigger impact.
6 years ago
Most Mucho members would provide fine specimens of baby batter.

At least you know your kids would have a great sense of humour, which is really handy in prison.
6 years ago
Radioactive as in transmitted through radiation, not intercourse.
6 years ago
yeah but they'd not have their wits to go the right direction and the plan would be ruined. leaving me to look for other children to give candy to
6 years ago
what sort of mother are you ?
6 years ago
radioactive as in cancer causing
6 years ago
You'd just give them candy? That's foreplay.
6 years ago
Well I'm not a mother at all, exactly why I said this makes me wish i had sperm blossoms. Not that I had any
6 years ago
What is foreplay?
6 years ago
What am I even talking about, I'd keep them locked in cages. No school needed
6 years ago
well i'd need to know they were going to a good home
6 years ago
Jrobs semen killed Chuck Norris.
6 years ago
Another good way to creep people out is to go to a playground just sit on a bench watching kids play and when somebody asks you which one is yours you simply reply " i havent decided yet "
6 years ago
I fucking loathe this guy.
6 years ago
Dante? Why?
6 years ago
He used to always come up on my stumbleupon.....the majority of his shit is stupid.
6 years ago
hahaha funny!.............ohw no(
6 years ago
Best way to creep people out: be a pasty white kid with facial hair from a 70's porno.
6 years ago
good times, huh?
6 years ago
Oh yeah. My manager flat out told me I had to shave my stach.
6 years ago
wait..."manager"?
6 years ago
do you also have an "agent"?
6 years ago
No, the manager of the clinic I work at.
6 years ago
Don't do it Smerf. Keep the stach!
6 years ago
fuck those assholes smerf, this time last year i had hair down past my shoulders and my usual grizzly winter beard and nobody had the balls to tell me to clean up
6 years ago
I will not shave until the spring. What shitty beard I grow makes my face so much warmer than bare skin.
6 years ago
www.survivingtheworld.net

Wouldn't go there unless you're a nerd, though.
6 years ago
I like this alot.
6 years ago
or you could do the same thing but with kids you don't know..that way the children will be scared too
6 years ago
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