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Mucho Movie Casting Call #2

Goodman961.

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by Jones

submitted December 2nd 2011

107 comments
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Mucho Movie Casting Call #2
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drum
6 years ago
No, toolman... idiot...
6 years ago
eat a dick
6 years ago
and drumroll please...in honor of the worst mucho user distinction fail, I present you Oster with this glorious STFU award!
6 years ago
...Coming from you? What, are you passing the torch or something?
6 years ago
If it came from anyone else I would step down, but dush as we all know still gives money to his ex crack whore girl friend. Grow a pair of balls, i'll let you borrow mine.
6 years ago
whammy
6 years ago
Lights out.
6 years ago
what the FUCK does me giving money to my ex crack whore girlfriend have to do with you not knowing JACK SHIT about wtf is going on around here?
6 years ago
lol, you're a faggot.
6 years ago
don't make him punch himself to death...
6 years ago
In fact you're worse than the Alpha faggots like Dik or Hank.
You're a beta faggot.
6 years ago
just read that Oster will let you borrow his balls....not such a bad guy
6 years ago
So Dush, we decided that you're annoying when you're drunk and you're a pussy when you're sober.

Try coming on Mucho high on shrooms. We'll see how that goes.
6 years ago
that would be fucking awesome!
6 years ago
like I value your opinion...
6 years ago
"But Bono, YOU'RE LIKE SOOOOO SMART!!!"
6 years ago
Kill yourself.
6 years ago
smart enough to understand sarcasm I see...
6 years ago
Smart enough to understand that when you drink you act like a 13 year old tasting wine for the first time.

Now really, go kill yourself.
6 years ago
The only thing you have to live for is an ex-crackwhore who siphons money from you because it's all you're good for. She NEVER came. Not once.

Kill yourself.
6 years ago
get in chat dipshit...i have a mision for you
6 years ago
fucking silly bono...
6 years ago
Nice comeback.

You know what would really show me that my opinion DOESN'T matter to you?

Living out the rest of your life, exactly as you do now. Every day. For the next 50+ years. Because that won't get old, right?

* Bono points to the gun, hinting that it's the answer. *
6 years ago
* conky also points to the gun and quietly nods... *
6 years ago
wtf do you really know about my life bono...grow up dude, thats your problem, youre a childish spoiled brat that has an inferiority complex the size of the god damn moon, and you think that by talking the trash on the net youre somebody...get a grip
6 years ago
i could cut the sexual tension in this thread with a knife
6 years ago
i feel a gay thread coming Up...
6 years ago
The only thing I know about your life is that you should end it.
6 years ago
blah blah fucking blah
6 years ago
* Bono hears a muffled bang, followed by a brief groan. He knows what's happened... but in the end, he finds solace in the fact that Dushan will know peace. This winter won't be cold for him. And that makes it... that makes it okay. *


Rest in Peace, DushanMandik

1995-2011
6 years ago
* Bono adds Dush to the christmas poem *
6 years ago
epic...
6 years ago
Shh... return to eternal rest.
6 years ago
shh..go back to shitting on public restroom floors for lulz
6 years ago
Alright, Dush. No harm no foul.

But answer me something honestly.

Why are you not killing yourself?
6 years ago
1995 LOL
6 years ago
*dushanmandik kills himself*
6 years ago
happy now?
6 years ago
No, because you are obviously not dead IRL.

I'm serious.
6 years ago
Why not do it?
6 years ago
*dushanmandik tries harder*
6 years ago
ok, now I think Im dead for real...the pain, the agony, woe is me...
6 years ago
dont get me wrong bono, it was funny and all but shut the fuck up. Dush aint a bad guy. hes just stupid and ignorant and a bro.
6 years ago
ironic that now you're almost the one trolling me. I guess that means I want it too badly.

* Bono reassesses his approach. *


6 years ago
He's the most annoying drunken fuck to cast his foul-smelling shadow on MS since Invalid.
6 years ago
lmfao, I have tainted the good name of mucho...that actually made me LOL
6 years ago
there are MUCH worse, unfortunately
6 years ago
You name me one person more annoying than this faggot when he's drunk.

You can't, because you don't frequent chat.
6 years ago
pfffffffft.. dont need to. zeke
6 years ago
Like I said, you weren't there in chat.
6 years ago
you're just plain out fucking annoying, sober or not...
6 years ago
At least I'm entertaining as I do it. Ask Candi.

Shit, even Heather wants you to kill yourself you mundane drunk faggot.
6 years ago
im not here for your entertainment, im here to be entertained...

and who the fuck cares what heater thinks? you trying to figure out a way to sniff her panties over the internet now?
6 years ago
hi guys! what's going on tonight?
6 years ago
watching a cat fight. sup poss
6 years ago
PG&E cares what heater thinks.

* Bono giggles and poops a little. Okay, a lot. *
6 years ago
my face is swelling up again
6 years ago
Hey poss! As you can see I've spent the better part of the last hour telling Dushan to kill himself.

In other news, Yak installed an app on his phone that helps him learn recipes.
6 years ago
* possum drools *
6 years ago
well, fuck - my tongue is starting to swell up now too
thank god i still have a stash of the wife's catheters - they make great breathing tubes
6 years ago
Are you serious?
6 years ago
yup, actually...
the next couple hours is gonna suck
6 years ago
is this normal or is it going to need a hospital visit?
6 years ago
nah i'll be fine
...i can suck Black Velvet and beers up thru the cath too!
6 years ago
what is it a reaction to?
6 years ago
next, on a very special Springer - "HAE, and the swell people who have it bad"
6 years ago
not a reaction - look up HAE
6 years ago
its been.. washed...... thoroughly right?
6 years ago
http://www.haea.org/what-is-hae/

That sucks poss. :/
6 years ago
@yak - i has dozens of "unused" ones still
6 years ago
so then, you jam one down your throat so you can breathe during these attacks?

:|
6 years ago
yup - the worst of it only lasts an hour or so though
6 years ago
what really sucks is not being able to properly smoke a cigarette for those hours - talk aboot jonesin
6 years ago
I missed so much when I was asleep.
6 years ago
good god, im happy bono is gone... what a douchenozzle
5 years ago
if only i would have taken claude up on his offer.. id be rich!
5 years ago
what offer???
5 years ago
Dan Connor was my first imaginary husband <3
6 years ago
You ought to go with that.
6 years ago
* dwhill05 realizes there are chicks out there that might still find me attractive *
6 years ago
*feels sad for dw for living in a dream world*
6 years ago
=(

you guys are assholes...
6 years ago
don't you have some kind of central american whore dw?
6 years ago
you like fat guys cuntscab? who's go two thumbs and is a fatass?
6 years ago
Pudding
6 years ago
:( I lose.
6 years ago
not a whore and farther south
6 years ago
you have a south american hooker?
6 years ago
well this thread is depressing on many levels...
6 years ago
How so Dw?
6 years ago
it just is..
6 years ago
ok thanks..

* conky jots that down. *
6 years ago
how much an hour am i getting charged for this shrink session?
6 years ago
Oh tell me about your childhood, we can discuss prices later..

* conky scratches his chin intently *
6 years ago
What is this Depressment Thursday?
6 years ago
he either got dumped or gained weight.
6 years ago
=(

you guys are assholes...
6 years ago
And how does that make you feel dwhill05..
* conky grabs notepad.. *
6 years ago
In other news there's this 41 year old latina in my Nutrition class that looks like a teenager.

We will be fucking.
6 years ago
nutrition class? the fuck is that?

also, yeah right. pics or it didn't happen
6 years ago
You know, it would make an excellent season finale Bono.
6 years ago
series*
6 years ago
9 episodes remain.
6 years ago
neither of you are making any sense and still dont know what a 'nutrition class' is
6 years ago
so, anyway - a very good sub, jones - much better than the first one in the series
6 years ago
Looks like he's just had a well needed dump
6 years ago
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