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Shitty Tattoo

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

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by Crashninja

submitted November 29th 2011

16 comments
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to be honest.... this sounds really shady.. especially the end 'plying with booze'
thats... kind of.... well.. damning
6 years ago
where did you get the article... cuz... i dont know...doesn't that statement just seem like its completely fake?
6 years ago
It is fake.
6 years ago
http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/13348728615/tattoo-artist-ryan-fitzgerald-from-dayton-oh-was
6 years ago
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-crap-8764319
6 years ago
shoulda let you go first =(
6 years ago
seems that my bullshitdar is still in 100% tip top working order... as i figured.
6 years ago
Narnias shit anyway
6 years ago
yep
6 years ago
im sure the dumb bitch got what she deserved
6 years ago
Well, whatya do to save this...ice cream and butterflies?
6 years ago
If that description is true, then that man deserves a fucking medal. Good for him.
6 years ago
refer to urkels link^
6 years ago
Don't you crush my dreams! It's still real in my mind!

*runs off and cries*
6 years ago
if it's real, astronomical win to this man
6 years ago
refer to my referall^
6 years ago
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