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Wedding Night

You ever have a friend who shares a little too much?

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by Bono

submitted November 28th 2011

104 comments
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Wedding Night
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ugh.
6 years ago
im sure that guy is from one of this shit countries...turkey, iran, afghanistan....something like that
6 years ago
I'm sorry your friend embarrassed you like that bobo, but at least you're not a virgin any more.
6 years ago
You're stretching for material like I stretched out your asshole last night.
6 years ago
Greatest teen comeback ever.
6 years ago
I notice you have none of your own.

But let's take a break from the action for a moment so that you can know something, Claude: you're nowhere near as popular as you think.

You're just a pussy from DC with sand in his vagina over a world that's passing him by, and people know it. Find a new teenage boy to follow around.
6 years ago
It'll be therapeutic.

6 years ago
Umad bro?
6 years ago
Greatest teen comeback ever.
6 years ago
I wished I lived in Bakersfield =(
6 years ago
No, you don't.
6 years ago
With my parents =(
6 years ago
So, what is it about me that's so alluring?

My penis? My balls? My age?

Please don't amble off like you usually do after being pwned, I want a reply.
6 years ago
Insult bono and his family all you want, but leave Bakersfield out of this.
6 years ago
Claude will now use urkel's interjection to divert attention from my last comment.
6 years ago
It's just pity.
6 years ago
That wasn't one of the choices. You fail.
6 years ago
I think you're really mad. YU mad? It's just a website.
6 years ago
This coming from the one who wrote a 6 paragraph butthurt ode to my awesomeness because he couldn't deal with it.

It's been awhile since I've acknowledged you following me. Can I not do that every couple of weeks?
6 years ago
WAIT bono you live in Bakersfield? why :( I went there once, turned me off from california for ever
6 years ago
I'm dealing with you in my sleep bobo. You're nothing new. You're about # 15 on the dickhead list here.
6 years ago
And if you think living at home, smoking dope with grandma and shaving your eyebrows is not a fail, you should get help.
6 years ago
I wonder how much time you've taken out of your life to make photoshops of me, to think of new insults, or to feebly attempt to troll the master troll.

It's probably hours bordering on days.
6 years ago
IDK, maybe that isn't right. You have other things on your plate, after all. Like the 8 minutes you spent the other day piecing together another man's penis.
6 years ago
About 8 minutes to shop your little rat face. About the same amount of time you spend studying every day.
6 years ago
Ah, well. Looks like I ran him off.

Claude likes to pretend that what I say doesn't have any effect on him, but how many times has he photoshopped me in the last month?

Not a single instance since I asked him how many hours a week he spent hunched over, looking at my face on a screen.
6 years ago
You're gonna be a Winner!
6 years ago
G'night folks.
6 years ago
I bet that bug collection is a big hit with the ladies ;)
6 years ago
I'm buying my girl a Walking Stick for Christmas. Think she'll be impressed?
6 years ago
That's it? meh.
6 years ago
I'm sorry Claude, I thought you had left.

Anyway, don't feel bad that you spent 45 minutes in a shit-slinging contest with someone you consider a child.

And lost.
6 years ago
You came back just with that? lmao.
6 years ago
Say G'night again to buy yourself some time. Then, don't you have a remedial something to study for?
6 years ago
You've still spent the last hour trying to beat me Claude.

What does that say about the importance of your time?
What does the importance of your time say about the importance of your opinion?
6 years ago
* dwhill05 tries to push the fast forward button to skip through all the drama and get to the hot steamy make up sex scene then realizes hes not watching a soap opera and wonders off *
6 years ago
Following suit, I wash my hands of all faggoty orange cats.

I best not find you or your inbred fuckbuddy Garfield knocking on my door again.

* Bono cuts off the sweet, sweet supply of male teenage genitalia that Claude feeds from. *
6 years ago
you cut your junk off?!
6 years ago
I'm locking it away in the freezer for reattachment after Claude dies. Then it'll be safe to wear again.
6 years ago
You're confused, bobo. I can deal with you with about 2% of my brain cycles. And while I'm doing that, I'm doing real work on my other computer. Have you ever been employed?
6 years ago
And don't freeze your little boy-dick. I'm sure it's quite safe locked inside your parent's house, far away from all those scary girls. You're out of high school now. They can't hurt you any more =(
6 years ago
2% of all your thoughts? Claude, 2% of your time is a quantity measured in months. I'm not sure you knew that.

I am currently putting the food on the table in my household, which is easy to do when I'm not stalking someone half my age on the internet.

BRB, freezing penis.
6 years ago
Your parents must be real losers. I can see where your insecurity comes from. BTW, those pizza rolls "on the table" are going to thaw.
6 years ago
Oh plus: "Yawn"
6 years ago
woops. plus: downvote
6 years ago
Well, my mother wasn't really in the picture growing up, and one working parent isn't always enough to support a family.

So which are you going to make fun of me for, Claude:

Not working or working?
6 years ago
Waiting.
6 years ago
Well now I'm just sad.=(
6 years ago
Yes, you are.
6 years ago
Not really =) And I'll have to think about the make-fun part. So many choices.....hmm...
6 years ago
I think all of this really just stems from the fact that you liked my ED article. It sickens you to think someone younger than you could be so much more articulate, kind-hearted, and destined for greatness. It's the ONLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION.

In any case, I actually am washing my hands of you now. Life is far, FAR too short to spend hours on end talking to nobodies on the internet that want to kill you and steal your life because their woeful struggles have amassed to playing the part of a cat on a smut site.

I bid you adieu, feline.

Thank you for the minutes upon minutes of entertainment you've given me over the years.
6 years ago
* Bono tags in Hank. *
6 years ago
Are you really done?
6 years ago
No, I loathed you when you posted your cartoon panel.

"destined for greatness"...lmao. -What, right after you smoke dope with your family members?
6 years ago
Keep the Dream Alive, bobo!
6 years ago
* conky waves hello *
6 years ago
you have to admit, claudes comment at the beginning of this shitfest was quite amusing
6 years ago
hi conky!
* jrob2020 waves frantically *
6 years ago
"Scuse me guys....*hoses off the bobo sprayed all over the floor
6 years ago
Carry on.
6 years ago
* conky pinches his nose *
6 years ago
Winner: Claude
6 years ago
By the way, Mr. Articulate? You misspelled "consummate".
6 years ago
/end
6 years ago
gonna have to disagree tr
6 years ago
ah shit you must be wrong claude.... spell check is probably broken and the dictionary is probably wrong..
6 years ago
wheres OJ when you need him to cite a questionable source?
6 years ago
Jesus h you two. I could cut the homosexual tension on this thread with a knife.
6 years ago
bonos adding up all of claudes grammatical errors wait for it... wait for it...
* conky waits *
6 years ago
tune in next week on dragon muchoxxxxx... to be condition... will bono win will claudes win????
6 years ago
as the mucho turns...
6 years ago
He's not nearly as good as Hank was.
6 years ago
hank.. good?....?
at what..
6 years ago
this is about as exciting as watching dead guys play golf
6 years ago
My point exactly, yak. 'Scuse me DW..."THWACK"
6 years ago
Hahahahahaha....boner's mom didn't like her either.
6 years ago
* dwhill05 rubs noggin *


you forgot to say fore, claude
6 years ago
^What's all that shit that went on up there?
6 years ago
Nevermind. I don't care.
6 years ago
Revisited for the lulz.

This was a pretty good final battle.
6 years ago
I have a female orange tabby cat, I think i'm going to name it bono after this thread
6 years ago
would you really?
6 years ago
no, her name stays ms kitten kaboodles
6 years ago
I like to re-read this thread from time to time. It makes me laugh very hard, given the irony.
6 years ago
You know, like when Claude was fired for fucking with my subs and now harbors extreme fear and butthurt when I'm online.
6 years ago
this was pretty good, but it seems like he ran out of gas half way through.
6 years ago
Oh lookey! Boner has a newb boyfriend. The pair of you aren't worth the salt in Claudes piss.
6 years ago
4 months on, and Claude is still fired :)

mmmmmmmm, life is sweet.

How does it feel to lose Clod?

How does it feel to kiss my feet?
6 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
6 years ago
OhHHOHOHOHOHO
6 years ago
hhhhhhhhhhh
6 years ago
MS needs conflict...bono needs to step up his game a bit
6 years ago
*needs to find someone new to fuck with
6 years ago
* possum nominates Bert *
6 years ago
Bono already knows that I don't give two shits about what he does. Even if I did, I'm not on enough to make it worth his while.

* Einrednatreb waves to bono *
6 years ago
conky vs bono...that might be fun
6 years ago
* possum has fun imagining the bono vs whoever wars now *
6 years ago
Bono vs. Mothra
6 years ago
* possum anxiously awaits whatever *
6 years ago
I choose you.
6 years ago
This should be framed and put over the fire place for when the grandkids come over.
6 years ago
upvotes, for the stupidity
6 years ago
Congrats Bono who's the lucky guy?
6 years ago
It's you.
6 years ago
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