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Black Friday "FUN" @ Walmart

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by yak

submitted November 28th 2011

108 comments
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quite worth the 10$ savings i bet....
6 years ago
its not the prize, its the victory
6 years ago
i drove by the wal-mart closest to my house on Friday, just to look at the parking lot.

Maybe one year I will have to courage to go in.

it's one of those things you almost have to experience, like the pilgrimage to Mecca.
6 years ago
i did black friday at a walmart in san antonio a few years ago. it was quite amusing to watch all the yahoos running like children for cheap worthless shit when they dropped the rope
6 years ago
the funny thing is, the same stuff these morons are killing each other for was sitting untouched by the pallet full in the walmart at my small redneck hometown
6 years ago
... for shit they don't need that they'll give to people who don't need it and neither one likes the other.
6 years ago
The people working there are thinking "Is this really worth minimum wage?"
6 years ago
You could push over one of the fatties and destroy the store with the domino effect.
6 years ago
best fucking comment of the day
6 years ago
Do you KNOW what kind of momentum you'd need to push over a 300 pounder if you're an average-sized human being?
6 years ago
Yeah you have to catch them at the right moment when they are leaning over for something. Or use a jack.
6 years ago
the bigger they are the harder they fall
6 years ago
better use one of those big 4 ton jacks from the tire center, not sure of a regular 2 ton will do the job
6 years ago
big people arent used to getting smashed into.. i remember in new orleans some massive guy that had to be almost 7 feet tall smashed into me and went sprawling... my friends were like WHAT THE... they just dont expect someone to not move from their path

6 years ago
the talls ones have a high center of gravity and are easier to knock over, its the short fat ones that are like a stump so you have to sweep the legs
6 years ago
one of my first jobs (late night cleanup at a butcher) the manager was literally a dwarf.. like what you think of when you think lord of the rings or dungeons and dragons dwarf.. like 5feet tall and probably 300lbs of just pure muscle.. he was a scary guy
6 years ago
the gm I had when I worked at best buy was like that. A red headed irish guy about 5'5 and jacked
6 years ago
Makes sense he was a butcher.
6 years ago
it just freaked me out when he would lift things that weighed a couple hundred pounds like they were nothing
id just be like 'uh yea.. i cant lift that..'
he would respond with 'work here long enough and you'll be able to'
and i was just like 'yea.. not my plan'
6 years ago
ya, i max out at about 450 pounds myself.
6 years ago
with one arm.
6 years ago
its not that hard, same principle as cow tipping. You just need good footing and friend.
6 years ago
I was a meat nigger for awhile...

Never part of my plan either, but I had fun doing it.
6 years ago
Honestly, it's probably a useful skill.
6 years ago
Fat people's feet don't expand to 3 square feet when they become huge. They're very easy to tip.
6 years ago
I wait all year to work black friday <3
6 years ago
are you a tilde dancer?
6 years ago
Ñno
6 years ago
Well, I fucked that up. It would have been funny if you got it.
6 years ago
am I a what? No I work retail fool. LOVE watching the freaks stampede into the store
6 years ago
Is that you in your avatar?
6 years ago
If it is.....hey, how you doing
6 years ago
Only kidding. You look like shit!
6 years ago
Her tits are stupendous.
6 years ago
it tis me in my avatar >_>
6 years ago
whatsa matter Robby? Jealous you didn't see?
6 years ago
still wtf is a tidle dancer
6 years ago
Dañcer

^

figure it out
6 years ago
Don't feel bad, lets show her what Oranjeboom thinks is worth fucking:

http://muchosucko.com/saved/37520/Hot-piece-of-ass
6 years ago
i shall see them 1 day
6 years ago
No, I'm pretty sure you won't :/
6 years ago
just ignore that red blinking light in your shower
6 years ago
always do ;)
6 years ago
Toaster is actually pretty good looking for a full figured chick
6 years ago
lmao @ jrob
6 years ago
awww shucks being nice on mucho? you're going to make me blush
6 years ago
i'm never mean, i'm just honest.

fuckin bitch
6 years ago
Her avatar makes we want to disfigure her face with acid.
6 years ago
might be an improvement
6 years ago
Why would you use a picture where you're pulling such a stupid fucking face?

Seriously, what the fuck?!?
6 years ago
Maybe that's just what I look like, dang
6 years ago
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/263/91157227.png/
6 years ago
& good linking Kirk, you're such an original person...
6 years ago
just ignore him toaster, this is OJs way of flirting
6 years ago
so everyone has been flirting with me?

It makes so much sense now...
6 years ago
coming together for you, is it?
6 years ago
I assure you this isn't flirting.

I wouldn't be surprised about the rest of you losers flirting with Toaster though. You couldnt even get women as ugly as her to talk to you face to face.
6 years ago
I can, but it's been a year.
6 years ago
Hows that chicken diet going OJ? Did you turn handsome yet?
6 years ago
OJ thinks that just cause he can only get trolls the rest of us cant get attractive women either
6 years ago
I actually did that. I stopped on the 18th.

I only lost 4lb, but I was going to the gym each morning & eating about 400 grams of protein a day so I would have lost more fat but that weight was offset by the muscle.

Eating like that makes you grumpy too. Not as though I've ever had a particularly sunny disposition either.
6 years ago
All this unwarranted aggression makes me think Oranjeboom has a tiny penis.
6 years ago
& I am handsome. I was recently voted into the top 5 at work. A little unprofessional on the women really considering we work in one of the main offices of the UKs biggest bank.

Admittedly that picture Kirk masturbates over doesn't really look to pretty. The latest one I posted is a better reflection, but I notice that isn't the one that gets linked too by the fat old Muchoer
6 years ago
You're balding.
6 years ago
do you work wih all polish oranje?
6 years ago
I am balding, & I'm an obnoxious cunt too whos quick to anger.

Seems to work pretty fine still.
6 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/80000/New

OJ is pretty handsome
6 years ago
WHY IS THIS PLACE NOW SOOOO BORING???

Why have you fuckers done this?!
6 years ago
It's mainly because I've stopped trolling... do you want me to start again?
6 years ago
looking at that photo I'm fairly positive that oranje is part hobbit
6 years ago
I just noticed OJ subbed content piece #80,000. wow.
6 years ago
Whats that XXXXXLToaster, you saying in short?
6 years ago
awwww are you short too? IDK exactly but you just look hobbity to me :/
6 years ago
I don't know how to describe how you look. I think it's amazing how you can take a picture of yourself looking like that & think it's cute. You obviously are dumb enough to think that, otherwise you would have used it as your avatar.

You have the 'I dropped out of school when we moved to a new trailer park, but I don't need no education' looking going on.
6 years ago
Man, you've got me pegged
6 years ago
all of this just cause i asked her about tilde dancing =/
6 years ago
still haven't figured out what "tilde dancing" is. like google/youtube I get a buncha shit that's not in english
6 years ago
actually, i think they called it squiggly dancing cause the dumb fucks didn't know what the symbols name was
6 years ago
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Tilde-Dance/63813086222

description is on this page
6 years ago
Oranje is by far the most pretentious and self conscious douche here. And yes, our fruitty Oranje, that link will stay with you forever. By the way, the newer one just makes you look gay. Not an improvement.
6 years ago
(You look pretty good)
6 years ago
I know, & Kirk knows that, too.

Looking straight forward and smiling with nothing but a head and shoulders in the shot looks gay - lol
6 years ago
I don't have a problem with that photo. If you've not noticed until now, it was submitted by....me!

Kirk, all you have is a picture I gave you all.
6 years ago
I'd just like to add:

If your wife met me, she'd accuse me of being obnoxious, but she'd also suck my dick given the opportunity. It happens again and again.
6 years ago
haha yea, Oranje, go with that. Clearly going after my wife says how secure you are.
6 years ago
its funny how hard oj tries to come off as if he doesn't care but deep down his a narcissist and is seeking everyones approval
6 years ago
*he's a narcissist

You stupid idiot, with less importance than I.
6 years ago
meh like you never make a typo - sent from my iphone
6 years ago
lol
6 years ago
they only trouble i have with commenting from my phone is the occasional accidental stfu or reply fail due to missed clicks cause touch screens are cumbersome and annoying
6 years ago
Finding the black person in this pic is like trying to find waldo. I see only one. Are there any more?
6 years ago
I see two.
6 years ago
There are at least two.
6 years ago
Make that three.
6 years ago
Wait, wait. I found two more. The rest are probably in the parking lot waiting to rob you of your cheap crap as you leave
6 years ago
Usually it's the Mexicans trying to sell me tamales in the parking lot.
6 years ago
Walking out of target (even non holiday season) there's almost ALWAYS someone at the door asking for signatures or donation for some cause.

He's never white.
6 years ago
The cause to help support his baby mama while he goes out to sell crack for dem fly 22" spinners for his '94 Buick with da thumpin system. Fa shizzle my bizzle
6 years ago
Rinzler doesn't care about black people.
6 years ago
*Turns towards Vomitcircus and silently gasps in disbelief*
6 years ago
Now send us money.
6 years ago
Chick in the bottom left isn't obviously overweight? WTF is she doing there?
6 years ago
Meth addict
6 years ago
Your tax dollars at work folks.
6 years ago
Cyber Mondays are better..I got some great deals yesterday all from a touch of a keyboard..
6 years ago
lmfao @ the everyday low prices tag
6 years ago
Panic Attack!
6 years ago
The lengths that some people will go to get the perfect situp....
6 years ago
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