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Pop a Vessel While Shitting

Was internetting with the guys in chat, and found a picture of a guy who squeezed so hard while taking a shit that a blood vessel in each eye ruptured. This felt really bad, or really good.

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by Bono

submitted November 12th 2011

28 comments
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Pop a Vessel While Shitting
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Children of the corn 2011
6 years ago
Dude needs to lean forward
6 years ago
btw Bono, you got me beat by a month
6 years ago
the sex thing?

* Bono hugs Zeke *
6 years ago
and I didn't even shave off my eyebrows :(
6 years ago
good job derpish
6 years ago
I did this once while puking.
6 years ago
whenever i puke, i pull muscles in my chestal region and hurt for a week or so
6 years ago
The doc I saw afterward (I had food poisoning) said the blood eye thing is quite common, but i did look fuckin weird.
6 years ago
Did your eyes themselves hurt? Or just look weird?
6 years ago
Nope, just looked like a freak for a few days.
6 years ago
bozo really needs to get laid, methinks
6 years ago
Don't worry, I've not had sex in...erm...about 21 hours.
6 years ago
4 hours for me...it was with myself, but it still counts.
6 years ago
Should let me watch.

If we are counting that, it's just a couple of hours ago for me, too.
6 years ago
if we are counting masturbation,wilt chamberlain has nothing on me
6 years ago
thats what i look at when i drink alkohol too. my eyes turn all red.
6 years ago
What were you looking for when you found this?
6 years ago
The answer.
6 years ago
So, did you find it?
6 years ago
I don't think I will ever.
6 years ago
Pooping is supposed to be relaxing. God damn.
6 years ago
nice
6 years ago
*whilst
6 years ago
Not exactly normal, dude might want to get his platelets checked.
6 years ago
ohwwhahahahaahwhohahahwhwhwwoaa....ughum you see now your names BOZO!
6 years ago
HAPPY MUCHODAY BOX!!!!!1
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
6 years ago
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