points: 51

perfect tits

NSFW

ive fapped to this many times,thought id share it with my fellow mucho,s

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by jrob2020

submitted November 10th 2011

216 comments
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comments (216)
the rest of it wasnt too shabby either
6 years ago
yup
6 years ago
3:50 for the actually tits
6 years ago
thank you sir
6 years ago
camwhores are nice until you realize theyre in the computer and not in your room
6 years ago
at least your hand isn't disease ridden
6 years ago
Would you please stop with every human being is diseased ridden. I've been with 13 sex parteners in my life and the only time I ever used a condom was when it was a frenck tickler and it was for her pleasure only and I wanted to try something different, and I'm still not diseased other then my brain.
6 years ago
i didnt say every human was diseased, but it is something to be cautious of, especially when you are fucking some drunk bitch youve never met before and she dont give a fuck what you do to her. chances are shes got something...
6 years ago
13? wow, I feel like a whore...
6 years ago
Shut up Dush, we all know you've only been with one man.
6 years ago
In response to Dw & Tool, they say 1 in 4 of the world's sexually active adults has a disease...

So wrap up.
6 years ago
In response to bono...I was too ashamed to admit what you and I did...
6 years ago
in response to dush, you are a whore.
6 years ago
in response to everyone, I have catching up to do
6 years ago
but no fatties or uggos
6 years ago
dont worry drum, you're young as hell you have plenty of time. especially since you dropped weight man
6 years ago
...that was completely unexpected...
6 years ago
dude, completely tired of being the asshole on here. mucho is like a million times tamer than it was pre year long break. everyone mustve calmed the fuck down. i never said i have a problem with you, just when you're an arrogant dick. but i respect that you can come out and admit you havent had that many chicks.
6 years ago
I'm quite literally speechless
6 years ago
That's because candi's dick is in your mouth
6 years ago
im not a dick, i guess i was clinging to mucho's older standards. ive even pseudo made up with jrob if you can believe that
6 years ago
@Candi, Mucho has changed, I'll grant you that. But it's open to more people than before and will hopefully continue to grow. Such is life.

@Drumrave, sometimes being the tagmaster and world's fattest moderator goes to your head, but you generally do a good job and receive more hate than Obama.

That being said, I'mma go jack off.
6 years ago
candi, dont stop with the old mucho ways, just redirect them at the morons that are reposting and posting shitty subs. Some heads need cracked around here, zekes is just to thick to waste time on. no offense zeke
6 years ago
i guess i mustve thought of it like prison, you walk up to the biggest guy and start swinging. drums alright, even bono has his good points. that being said fuck kirk, that guys a dick
6 years ago
lol@einrednatreb
6 years ago
lol@candiass
6 years ago
lol@thegayfaggotaboveme
6 years ago
Candi and drum sitting in a tree f-i-s-t-i-n-g .
6 years ago
gohan with 6 subs in 7 years and 90 comments you are a noob. eat shit
6 years ago
jesus h christ
6 years ago
?
6 years ago
If this is prison, then you are my little bitch candifag. Go do my laundry, bitch. Go on, get after it.
6 years ago
resident old man. please shut the fuck up. that is all
6 years ago
aww im not a noob, im a lurker. BIG difference.
6 years ago
My bitch, don't bring my name up and you'll be just fine. Now go shine my floor.
6 years ago
i thought we all kinder and gentler now :(
6 years ago
barely. now go suck james dick. apparently he wants some man love
6 years ago
possum, you're my new favourite.
6 years ago
yay!
6 years ago
I have to say that of everyone I've ever tangoed with, Kirk is my least favorite.

He is the least creative, and most repetitive save for perhaps Claude. I don't know what it is about him, he just never entertains me.
6 years ago
what a kissass
6 years ago
...i meant gohan
6 years ago
What, my little bitch? Don't go butching-up and tell me to fuck off and just to expect me to let it pass. You don't see me randomly calling you names on threads, now do you? Grow up, little bitch.
6 years ago
you're just jealous its not you zeke.
6 years ago
poss is everyones favorite. hes awesome. gohan, just fukin around, damn. and again, fuck you elitist douchebag Kirk.
6 years ago
And leave gohan alone. He has been on the run.
6 years ago
no, i can just see the weasel shit on your nose from here
6 years ago
out of all the people I've had spats with I've pretty much owned them all
6 years ago
I wish Kirk would go away :(
6 years ago
Bono pretty much nailed it. entertainment level 0. he just relies on being a member for 5 years and thinks hes the everlasting shit. its old as fuck. nothing muchoworthy ever comes out of your mouth.
6 years ago
drum, you need a hand to get up on that pedestal? oh, nvm....
6 years ago
Bono, that hurts.

My Bitch, where would you get any empirical data that I'm elitist? "gohan with 6 subs in 7 years and 90 comments you are a noob. eat shit" <----elitist Nice job.
6 years ago
Not to say he isn't a decent mod. Just not a good sparring buddy.

At least with Drumrave there's... you know... fucking comedy gold every second.
6 years ago
i can get along with anyone here but that shit stain.
6 years ago
zeke no I have enough people riding my coat tails that I just jump on their backs
6 years ago
bono I'm a comedic masterminding genius that just doesn't get his due
6 years ago
no, calling out a noob is one thing. thats just mucho. thinking your shit doesnt stink and that you did something to make this site better when you just make the occasional stupid sub and many stupid posts all pointing to you being at the level of fucking frat boy.
6 years ago
lol smh drum
6 years ago
I said he was unfunny, not a bad muchoer.

Kirk's material, submission-wise, has a pretty good track record.
6 years ago
Oh, and when were you elected the mucho credit-worthy genius? When did that happen?

And I say again, my bitch, where is the actual data that says I am elitist? I just proved you act like one, prove I do. I'll give you the answer, you won't.
6 years ago
@Kirk: There was that time I said hi and you told me "Don't you dare fucking address me noob."
6 years ago
blah blah blah. your arguments make me sleepy frat boy
6 years ago
and bono his subs sucking are my opinion, never stated as fact.
6 years ago
Bono, on here? Nah. If so, sorry.
6 years ago
umm...Kirk hasnt done anything to make this site better?

* possum dramatic prairie dogs *
6 years ago
hahahahaha look at kirk trying to act the nice guy all of a sudden. that is definitely not the first time you said something like that to anyone. ive seen those before as well. that kind of shit is what spawned my dislike for you
6 years ago
Ohhh, so now its just you opinion. You went from all-knowing to "my opinion". So, what have we learned here, my bitch, you are both an elitist pig and a flip-flopper. Pwned.
6 years ago
definitely love when you spout pwned like some fucking WoW dork when youve done nothing but exclaim the equivalent of "i know you are but what am i"
6 years ago
Hey, if I offend someone I like, I say sorry. Whats wrong with that?
6 years ago
you put words in my mouth. did i ever say i was fucking all knowing? fuck no. i hate your attitude and merely expressed as much. fucking fratboy jesus christ
6 years ago
wish i'd never said owt now :(
6 years ago
Oh and I'm still waiting for that data that shows I'm an elitist. Answers of "blah blah blah" don't really help your argument, Bitch.
6 years ago
see gohan, now you're being even faggier
6 years ago
i just dont like all this fighting.
6 years ago
hahaha
6 years ago
@gohan - and we're alot nicer now!
6 years ago
What attitude is that, Bitch? My elitist one? Come on, smartguy prove it to me.
6 years ago
and im allowed to be faggy if i want! it's my prerogative.
6 years ago
kirk sifting through your mind numbing spouts of "faggot" and other frat boy lingo isnt exactly my idea of fun on a thursday night. kindly go fuck yourself in the ass and piss off.
6 years ago
Gohan, my story about you being on the run was working....go with it.
6 years ago
god you remind me of fuckin sheen mid break down
6 years ago
nah its cool mr kirk, its not like these internet heros can do much other than call names anyways.
6 years ago
I'm pretty sure I haven't called you a faggot tonight, Bitch. Giving up again like a little butthurt boy? My suggestion to you, in particular, is to not bring up my name as it doesn't work out well for you.
6 years ago
well this got boring, time for a backflip
6 years ago
* drumrave flops *
6 years ago
* possum scambles *
6 years ago
yep the only thing that happens is you sit there screaming bitch at your monitor while your little dick goes soft in your hand. its the same thing every time and its fucking boring. thats why i give up. you put me to sleep faster than ambien and a 6pack
6 years ago
gohan cries
6 years ago
a single lonesome tear.
6 years ago
i'll humor your fratboy shit once. "Don't go butching-up and tell me to fuck off and just to expect me to let it pass." that was oh 20 comments up for so? expect me to let it pass? sounds pretty elitist to me. arrogant at least
6 years ago
Awww my little bitch has to go with the anger/limp dick jokes...so original for a smart/funny guy like you. Your jokes bore me more than reading Dianetics.
6 years ago
that was a joke?
6 years ago
whatever, everyone else, goodnight mucho. Kirk, i hope you have an aneurysm the next time you're shitting out your taco bell and leftover semen
6 years ago
Awww, someone doesn't know how to read. Good job, my bitch.
6 years ago
pfft kirk can afford el pollo loco
6 years ago
i miss loco :(
6 years ago
I did actually have mexican tonight. It was quite tasty.
6 years ago
I had spainish rice and pork and now my farts stink
6 years ago
and a pb&j
6 years ago
what was his name?
6 years ago
Possum, I've never done anything for the good of mucho.
6 years ago
i know - i was just kidding
6 years ago
@kirk btw
6 years ago
@possum, so was i
@gohan, what?
6 years ago
@gohan, oh wait, no, not 'a' mexican, i had mexican food!
6 years ago
@gohan - i liked it better when i thought you were asking drums to name his pb&j
6 years ago
you said " i had mexican" so i said "what was his name?" oooh nvm its not worth it now.
6 years ago
ok scrap the @kirk then.
6 years ago
@kirk, yeah well i was just kidding when...ohw fuckit
6 years ago
please tell me your not liking me to box.
6 years ago
gohan, just shut up
6 years ago
i,m not liking you to anybody, dude
6 years ago
^Weakest flame thread in Mucho history.
6 years ago
how rude!
6 years ago
gohan go to sleep you limey chav
6 years ago
i'll sleep at work so im here for another hour and a half.
6 years ago
Roland! How could you!
6 years ago
Did old MS seem like more fun or am I enjoying the disappointment of being an adult?

fucking christ you guys are boring and or gay
6 years ago
fuck tha police!
6 years ago
ok, from henceforth back to old mucho where everything is a faggot or nigger joke and no one actually speaks their mind.....
6 years ago
do you get the feeling you've been cheated?
6 years ago
fuck you zeke you faggot.
6 years ago
go fucking throttle it to more twink anime gohan
6 years ago
@CMC - the answer is: hahahahaha, you whiner!
6 years ago
are we there yet?
6 years ago
don't hate participate
6 years ago
They should drop the reply button, replace it with a BLT button, and rename the stfu button "taze and handcuff".

6 years ago
honestly though, a lot of the classic assholes of MS havent found their way back here, at least not yet...bootface, elchris, mikebeez, luda, CHM, etc etc...and most of the current assholes are pretty wussy (looks at pooch now)...
6 years ago
thats the siprit zeke you god bothering buttfuck. @roland a bacon lettuce and tomato button?
6 years ago
Men need dreams.
6 years ago
* possum cues up the dream sequence from Happy Gilmore now *
6 years ago
cowbody midgets riding ponies...ahhhhh
6 years ago
I don't see the point in being an asshole.....I try to be funny, but I'm not that funny. Being an asshole is just a failed attempt at being funny.
6 years ago
poor zeke...ahem:
trying to be funny is just an attempt to reclaim testerone levels from when "trying to be an asshole' didnt get you any chicks...
6 years ago
@ zeke...and to think - you're one of my fav MS members...

* possum now holds Fuzzy down whilst i piss on him *
6 years ago
knob - this aint gay, it's just slobbery drunk
6 years ago
its like a gay circle jerk up there^
6 years ago
it's like you don't know what adjectives are for
6 years ago
the Circle Jerks were a highly underrated punk-type band
6 years ago
Where The Hell Is Bill?
6 years ago
If you read up carefully, Kirk says he likes me.
6 years ago
you fucking twits really fucked this thread up with your faggotry
6 years ago
Where exactly does the faggotry start?
6 years ago
* dwhill05 hides *
6 years ago
Well, it started when the thread began, in my opinion.

* JamesTKirk mounts swill *
6 years ago
* dwhill05 uses jrob as a human shield then runs away *
6 years ago
Too late.

* JamesTKirk thrusts *
6 years ago
fine, but im not squealing like a pig >=/
6 years ago
Cue the banjos...
6 years ago
That may just be the perfect woman! I didn't think they exisited, but there she was.
6 years ago
i agree,perfect tits great ass,not too skjinny not too fat toned flat stomach........id drink ten gallons of diarrea to fuck her 1 time
6 years ago
yep, shes about as close as you can get
6 years ago
Them titties are nice.
6 years ago
Oh yeah! The dancing chick with the big tits! I plumb forgot about her while reading this mile long thread.
6 years ago
you can actually fap to this jrob? this is like the jcpenney underwear catalog
6 years ago
dont get me wrong, great tits. but no chick is hot enough to fap to just dancing around. plus she could definitely hit the treadmill
6 years ago
she needs a dick huh?
6 years ago
hit the treadmill? I dont see ANYTHING fat about this girl, besides her titties. And they're great tits, at that.
6 years ago
candi is a total closet homo
6 years ago
wanna hear a good one? i still havent watched this vid

* possum sniggers *
6 years ago
is it, like, all sexy and stuff?
6 years ago
I've got your back on the porn is fucking trite and boring angle, posting that shit on here is like throwing sand at the fucking beach and thinking you're making a contribution.

They ARE glorious tits, though.
6 years ago
my rules on voting on porn on mucho it has to be a.extreemely hot...b.gross....c.weird.....d.funny
6 years ago
this falls under a
6 years ago
under a what?
6 years ago
possum finds it hard to read when all of the letters keep jumping off the screen and dancing around on his desk
6 years ago
No false advertisement here. Well done.
6 years ago
Hear that *clicking* in the background? I thought Predator was gonna appear any second.
6 years ago
that woulda made this even better
6 years ago
1:37-1:50 Whew! Dr. Dre mutha fucka...
6 years ago
@1:03

No one gives a flying fuck about you or your dumb show Chelsea Handler.
6 years ago
yum yum gimme sum
6 years ago
* possum starts pool...when does doggie do tha meltdown dance? *


6 years ago
theres a 30 min version of this if you research hard enough
6 years ago
Magnificent breasteses
4 years ago
I like her Vagina
4 years ago
I like her everything.
3 years ago
Fap
3 years ago
Go to bed, buddy.
3 years ago
Don't make me tell you twice.
3 years ago
oh yeah...it's not bedtime across "the pond"...never mind.
3 years ago
I'm only just getting up
3 years ago
yeah, I can only imagine.
3 years ago
Is it super hard, or semi-hard?
3 years ago
Not really much of an imagination...
3 years ago
It was super hard
3 years ago
You've now made it semi
3 years ago
Sorry to hear that...work on it...you'll get there.
3 years ago
You ruined it
3 years ago
I'm hard
3 years ago
YEAH...RIGHT....
3 years ago
* PunkyBruiser hands fries a "Passenger" *


d8)€3==D~
3 years ago
How is there like 0 sag?
3 years ago
"It's like fuckin' magic"
3 years ago
..................meh
3 years ago
Sup, negro.
3 years ago
Meh ? You gay or something
3 years ago
Is that how you spell, "negro"? I'm not that good with racial slang.
3 years ago
Freshie, it's ok...you can talk to me. I'm very calm at the moment. I took my meds. 8)
3 years ago
I'm not talking to you....
3 years ago
I was talking to freshie
3 years ago
HALLELUJAH!!!
3 years ago
Shut up guttersnipe
3 years ago
I don't think there is such a thing as 'perfect' tits....
3 years ago
Everybody's taste in titties varies.
3 years ago
These certainly are nice titties but a little large
3 years ago
I personally think anything more than a handful is a waste
3 years ago
Nice vagina
3 years ago
^says while looking in the mirror.
3 years ago
needs to work on her ass.....but then again maybe she does
3 years ago
I'd like to work on her ass
3 years ago
good girl
3 years ago
gay
3 years ago
Yes you are
3 years ago
recover password
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