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Idiots

person with a brain calls people without one idiots on live TV

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by thecandiru

submitted November 9th 2011

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What is Michael Jackson's mom doing at this gig?
6 years ago
and whats she doing in Scotland
6 years ago
or UK maybe
6 years ago
croydon is in scotland?
6 years ago
London.
6 years ago
what are nouns? You use words but they don't exist
6 years ago
this is awesome btw, all these people who believe in god and one woman having defend her beliefs against a bunch of people who will never change their minds, that's fair and balanced
6 years ago
her beliefs huh... oic
6 years ago
I agree with what you said drums but that could be said about her also. She's standing up in what she believes. That's all I'm saying.
6 years ago
I got the impression that she believed in nothing, how can you stand up for nothing?
6 years ago
easy, you just dont give a fuck
6 years ago
She was standing against collective idiocy, scratch.
6 years ago
What she was trying to say I believe is that she doesn't need a book created to control people with no common sense or self control to tell her to live a virtuous life.
6 years ago
But I do believe in flying people , so fuck her.
6 years ago
How does saying "you have faith" validate your own moronic belief in a zombie son of God? Fucking religious nuts.
6 years ago
But how do magnets work? You can't explain that.
6 years ago
^This is a joke people, please don't fucking explain how magnets work.
6 years ago
its magic
6 years ago
it's a miracle
6 years ago
so that explains why magnets can get pretty ugly...
6 years ago
Just accept it as magic like fries said, if there is something you don't understand it can always be comprehended as magic.
6 years ago
Magnets always point north because the earth rotates. This causes the needle of a compas to point north, because of the movement around an axis. It is the same force that causes water to swirl clockwise down a drain.
6 years ago
ew dwhill, that wasnt magnets at all
6 years ago
Wiki for the love of fuck...
Cba reading it.
Explain ignorence of not being abel to learn it ?
6 years ago
ignorance* able*
6 years ago
wiki is the devil
6 years ago
WTF did that one bitch have on her neck.

They were right about money though, only works because of common belief.
6 years ago
my money seems real enough
6 years ago
It's convenience really, not just a common belief.
6 years ago
Fries you don't have any money.
6 years ago
Neither do I. That's why we're in the gang.
6 years ago
It's not belief... It's a way of doing trade with a more or less unified currency, rather than having say a farmer only have fucking turnips to trade with. The value that it holds in trade is obviously set by men, but no one is arguing that it is not. The whole fucking argument is retarded.
6 years ago
all money is, is a monetary note that represents a persons labor, honestly I think we should go back to the barter system, seemed much more fairer then than now
6 years ago
money isnt a FAITH.. and while yes while 'wealth' is an imaginary construct it doesn't mean it requires 'faith', it requires everyone to just go along with it which makes it 'real' (as real as long as people allow it to be)
problem is.. no matter how much people believe in god and shit it will never be true :P
6 years ago
But your god it says so right there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>^^
6 years ago
need a few more >'s :(
6 years ago
Yeah i had them all the way over and they shrunk when i hit comment..
6 years ago
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so
God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said, "I don't have anyone to talk to."

God said, "I will give you a companion and it will be a woman." He
said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will
always agree with every decision you make, she will bear your children
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of
them.

"She will not nag," God continued, "and will always be the first to admit
she was wrong. When you've had a disagreement, she will never have a
headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever needed."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg!"

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

AND THE REST IS HISTORY.

Um true story...
6 years ago
its funny cuz its true :(
6 years ago
yak, money is based on faith. When the US went off the gold standard, it was based on the public believing that a dollar is worth a certain amount even though it wasn't convertible to specie any longer. Our current currency is based on the public having "the full faith in the credit of our government." That's a direct quote from our high school's econ book.
6 years ago
The value of paper money is dependent entirely upon faith. Coins, not so much. A zinc penny is worth less than one cent but costs more than one cent to make, pre-1982 pennies are worth well more depending on the price of copper. Why do you think they stopped making them that way? Worthless currency is the only kind that can be easily manipulated. If everyone lost faith in the dollar tomorrow a roll of hundreds would amount in worth to stack of green sticky notes with smiley faces drawn on the middle.
6 years ago
Sure it's faith. You work for some paper with drawings on it 'cause you believe it's worth something. So do other people. You get huge institutions built up around this concept. Banks, churches, whatever. It becomes self-enforcing, like your mom telling you that jesus cries every time you kill a hooker.

If the faith in those pieces of paper is lost, they become worthless. Same as if your faith in heaven or hell is lost, those concepts will no longer rule your behavior.
6 years ago
im the black lady in the still
6 years ago
thumbnail? no
6 years ago
what do you call the picture thats there before you click play?
6 years ago
Who the hell are you talking to?
6 years ago
Butt Naked is talking to God
6 years ago
i think gravity only exists because we believe in it
6 years ago
And that is how wars are started!
6 years ago
go and look on youtube ones and see what black people are upto against the white people! i grew up with blacks but after 30 years i called out the first NIGGER and i never did that before!
6 years ago
Hahahaha chimpout
6 years ago
Every culture in history has a religion, be it they worship one god or multiple gods, there has always been some form of structured belief system. Humans need a way to explain the unexplainable, hence religion.
6 years ago
who let captain obvious in?
6 years ago
im not religious and i need a way to explain the unexplainable...
6 years ago
magic
6 years ago
I'm okay accepting no explaination for the things I don't know as opposed to making up bad explainations.
6 years ago
a lot of harm has been done by people jumping to the wrong conclusions about things they don't fully understand
6 years ago
well if we used reason then i wouldn't be able to have that bitch down the street burned alive for rejecting me =/
6 years ago
...fucking witch
6 years ago
it all makes about the same sense as the flying spaghetti monster, no more, or less, far out than any others. But you lose the argument as soon as you throw the insults into the mix
6 years ago
I'm no fan of the invisible man who lives in the sky myself.
6 years ago
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