points: 30

I was board...

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guy nails his split dick to a board

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by thecandiru

submitted November 8th 2011

34 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
I was board...
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comments (34)
intercourse is overrated apparently.
6 years ago
....I disagree.
6 years ago
that'll show her.
6 years ago
Just cut the fucking thing clean off and be done with it.
6 years ago
jesus that dick has seen better days.
6 years ago
Considering how many guys mutilate themselves like this that have white pubes, I'm beginning to think they're just plain angry at their dicks for not getting as hard as they used to, and they're torturing them for spite.

Either that or they're just board.
6 years ago
i think it has to do with being humiliated and degraded daily like at a job or something. like having to take shit from a boss all day.

just like people with power and authority like to fuck little boys
6 years ago
a punch in the face works too.
6 years ago
why would anyone ever do this to their dick baffles me
6 years ago
He's making a built in french tickler.
6 years ago
maybe he did find twin sisters who wanted to split?
6 years ago
shopped?
6 years ago
dont we all wish
6 years ago
Sure enough, I had high hopes as well.
6 years ago
wait...wut?
6 years ago
holy hell
hiya adam...long time no see
6 years ago
well hey - wandered here late last night...didn't realize this place was still here in such a....functional form.
6 years ago
* yak dramatic prairie dogs *

6 years ago
define "functional"
6 years ago
the sites pretty functional :(
6 years ago
Navigable, to say the least. The last time I breezed in, it was a clusterfuck of whothefuckknows.
6 years ago
yea... which is why i am now racist against indians
if any of you are indian btw fuck you
6 years ago
define "indian"...
6 years ago
* possum scampers back to the ship now *
6 years ago
I think yak means sniper dot not feather hat.
6 years ago
east indian
6 years ago
from the asian subcontinent as opposed to the rightful owners of the american continents
6 years ago
I think yak means sniper dot not feather hat.
6 years ago
uh-oh
6 years ago
why did you tell yourself to shut the fuck up adam ? you got a problem with yourself or what ?
6 years ago
im going to start liking or telling myself to shut the fuck up too
6 years ago
jesus fuck cryrax,,,it was a double -post, okay?

stop getting all bent out of shape about this shit, and take better care of your poor doogie, otay?
6 years ago
yes sir i will take better care of him , thanx for the heart to heart convo means a lot
6 years ago
That's the problem with castration fetishes, you can only do it once and that's ya whack! (Pun intended)
6 years ago
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