points: 40

Death Sentance 3

This is the best one yet. I hope I got the mother mouse whose been littering my garden with hungry mouths to feed.

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by toolman961

submitted November 3rd 2011

50 comments
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Does anyone have any problems about shooting rats? If you do, don't watch this because I don't want to hear about your bleeding heart!
6 years ago
you're sick dude
6 years ago
im outraged!
6 years ago
POW, right in the kisser!
6 years ago
bonus points for blowing off its lower jaw tools :)
6 years ago
its much more amusing to shoot them when they are free, though hard to catch on camera. especially using flat head pelllets, which just break bones w/t penetrating. it takes about ten rounds to kill a rat with them )
6 years ago
thats fuckn cold home boy. couldnt you just release that poor rat in the woods far away you allready had it caged. weak man.
6 years ago
poor garry
6 years ago
Toolman warned him
6 years ago
Ive done this quite a few times myself.
6 years ago
They're also fun to dunk in a bucket of water when the water line almost covers the top of the cage.
6 years ago
That's vermin, no problem at all.
6 years ago
nice tags
6 years ago
Not if he's serious about the leaving part.
6 years ago
Someone changed it because that's not what I tagged it as.
6 years ago
well forget it, they've been "fixed" >=/
6 years ago
if by 'fixed' you mean fixed, yea they have been
6 years ago
And yes about the leaving. I recieved my last check on Tuesday. I already downsized everything I could but I'm about to loose another1200 dollars a month and phone, internet, and cable aren't as important as food, gas, water, and electric. I've got a month to tell.
6 years ago
God dammit.. Life is a cruel bitch. Hang in there and don't give up on yourself yet, I sure wont and neither will your wife. Theres bound to be a job and a way of cutting expenses no matter how shitty the solution is.
6 years ago
Trust me Jones, I've been trying. I knew my unemployment was running out and I have been applying for evry job that's been avaliable for the last six months. There's jobs out there, but there's 1000 people applying for the same job.
6 years ago
same thing in windsor.. every job that gets posted has like 1000+ people applying for it regardless of how shitty it is
6 years ago
: (
6 years ago
were do you live tool man?
6 years ago
So if you get turned down for jobs you simply stop receiving unemployment after a while? American Welfare...Fuck yeaaah.
6 years ago
unemployment is nothing to do with 'welfare' there is also welfare that he could go on
6 years ago
He's not black enough.
6 years ago
in my opinion every north american should be applying for welfare at the moment.. if they are going to bail out faggot assed corporations and shit they should bail out everyone else as well.
6 years ago
Sorry, translation error there. The welfare is probably lower then the unemployment though? Rightfully so i guess...Im lucky bastard, all i do is jerk off and play with the computer all day, and get paid for it.
6 years ago
I apply for welfare all the time.
6 years ago
yup welfare is generally lower than ui.. but something is better than nothing :p
6 years ago
Welfare can be higher if you have enough fucking kids.
6 years ago
Wanko, lets adopt a bunch of kids and run a scam on the feds!
6 years ago
SIMPSONS DID IT
6 years ago
Well, Futurama did it...
6 years ago
Nobody asked you, faggot.
6 years ago
Watch out or I'll tell you to STFU, old man
6 years ago
hey does anyone have a way to get in contact with tool? it might not b for him but if hes looking for work theres a financial services office in the pitt area ALWAYS looking for the best and the brightest who want to make some extra income. if anyone can get tool or if he sees this tell him to get yak to email me so we can find a way to discuss further!
6 years ago
he has his address somewhere on here :/

You could send him a letter if he's already cut off his internet.
6 years ago
toolman@muchosucko.com
6 years ago
ah duh i forgot about the mucho email thingy. i gotta contact that guy. might be something for him. it would suck if he leaves mucho.

thanks drummer
6 years ago
I'm pretty sure he'd pimp out his daughter before he'd leave.
6 years ago
boom, right in the kisser
6 years ago
I love your work, very nice.
6 years ago
Indeed, the rat is cute, but 1 , 2, 300 rats more or less ...who cares? :D
6 years ago
good work man
6 years ago
The funnest thing is to rig up a paper towel tube trap into a trash can. Spray down the sides of the can with cooking spray so it can't get out. When you have one, put a trash bag over the top of the can and invert. Mouse/rat is now a prisoner in a bag! Then have some REAL fun. I suggest whipping it around in a circular motion like a ferris wheel for like ten minutes. Then I usually poke it with a few pins. Finish it off by slamming it into the ground or rolling under you foot until its guts come out of it's mouth and ass. Also, you can gently apply pressure to the head with your foot, then slowly increase until you feel it crushed like a grape. Do it slowly or it won't hurt it enough. ALWAYS do it slowly. How else will it come to regret its life? And that's the goal, isn't it... to make it wish it was never born. Only then can it truly be free.
6 years ago
Go on...
6 years ago
HA HA HA HA HA HA this gets upvoted and featured. But my post seem to disappear lol i love this site :)
5 years ago
no.

just fuck no.

the fuck tools?
3 years ago
In all fairness, gully, he did warn you not to watch it...
3 years ago
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