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Frostbite

This is what happens when you fingerbang a witch

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by Rinzler

submitted November 2nd 2011

51 comments
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Frostbite
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Thats is so fucking cool!
6 years ago
fucking brits love their puns
6 years ago
that had to be fucking painful...
getting even a bit of frostbite hurts like hell
6 years ago
froze my eyes once...worst feeling ever
6 years ago
in saskatoon it gets so cold when you blink your eyelids stick together.. its kinda fun ;/
6 years ago
have u ever had a frostbite yak ?
6 years ago
you have, cryax? - where you from sir?
6 years ago
california
6 years ago
cues up Semisonic now: "Closing Time", and "California" specifically
6 years ago
ummm, was i suppose to laugh?
6 years ago
no
6 years ago
lol @ description
6 years ago
more like a wight.. but who cares :p
6 years ago
Could have been my first wife
6 years ago
me too, tool
6 years ago
Ranulph Fiennes, ex SAS turned adventures had ahold story about something similar. He had really bad frostbite, but didn't wanna go to the hospital. He cut the finger ends off with a black & decker saw in his shed. When his toes fell off in the bath he just picked them out of the water, put them on the side & forgot about them until his wife found them & wasn't impressed.
6 years ago
its really common where i'm from since it gets so cold this can happen to you in a matter of walking a few blocks if you don't have the right footwear
6 years ago
i heard it can help when you piss on your hands?
6 years ago
probably for a few min if you get desperate enough...
6 years ago
so you have to drink alot then. hehe
6 years ago
Peeing on yourself only helps if you get stung by a jelly fish or get blackout drunk
6 years ago
I can kill a black widow with my piss.
6 years ago
if you pissed on your hands...wouldnt they just refreeze?
6 years ago
Piss is full of salts that make it resistant to freezing.
6 years ago
piss freezes very quickly :P... go to saskatoon in winter and piss outside you'll see
but yea.. im sure it resists freezing more than tap water

6 years ago
For whatever reason, it stays warm (not just liquid) for pretty long too. It's a fun liquid.
6 years ago
so according to bono's theory, just carry around a salt shaker and you'll be good
6 years ago
Yeah, that's EXACTLY what I said.

6 years ago
And FYI you ignorant little asshole, it isn't a theory.

It's why people salt icy roads.
It's why people find it so easy to write their names in the snow.

SALT DOESN'T FUCKING FREEZE YOU IDIOT
6 years ago
uh yah, bono, thats what I was saying, is that you are correct, and carrying a salt shaker could potentially save you from frost bite...geeze...
6 years ago
uh... ice 'melted' with salt is actually COLDER than the ice itself...
probably not the best idea to pour salt on something that is frozen if you are thinking it will 'warm up' :P
6 years ago
I'm guessing your next comment is going to be "Hur dur, i'mma put salt water in my freezer and see".

Well, salinated ice cubes, in fact, melt more slowly than normal ones.

Little beads of water slough off from the top, but salt dissolves in it, lowering the temperature and creating an insulation effect.

L2Physics before you fucking DARE challenge me again.
6 years ago
Fucking yak
6 years ago
Yak, why are you always able to own people so succinctly?
6 years ago
but yak, if you found yourself stranded outside couldn't you just be preemptive and go ahead and pour the salt on your exposed extremities to prevent the freezing?
6 years ago
It would perhaps prevent ice itself from forming on your skin, but that doesn't change the fact that it's fucking 0 degrees outside your body.

God damn you.
6 years ago
I am not familiar with cold whether being from a more temperate climate, sorry bono, I was just inquisitive...
6 years ago
frostbite is damage from ice crystals forming from the liquid in your skin and organs, which already has a high salt content so adding more salt on the outside isn't going to do anything
6 years ago
Yeah that SAS guy also stole some explosives and blew up a movie set that they were doing in his local village, ruining the view or something. He didn't get prosecuted though.. because the guy is a Legend. Fact.
6 years ago
@ Bono " SALT DOESN'T FUCKING FREEZE YOU IDIOT "

Salt, which is composed mostly of Sodium, freezes at or below 207.9 ° Fahrenheit or 97.72° Celsius.
So when the temperature of Sodium is 207.9° F or less, it is in the solid state
6 years ago
everyone shake some salt into the palm of your hand. take an ice cube and place it on top of the salt. now rub the ice back and forth over the salt on your hand and feel the burn!
6 years ago
Ccarnage = my 4th grade science teacher
6 years ago
Then you need to tilt your head back and pretend to shake salt into your mouth. Soon you will be able to taste salt. True story. Honest. If you don't taste it at first, try shaking harder. Go on try it. I'll wait
6 years ago
Fingerless gloves was a bad choice.
6 years ago
but you can't light your crack pipe with gloves on
6 years ago
amateur^
6 years ago
Not if you're fucking Colonel Mustang.
6 years ago
* Bono waits for cartoonfags to get it *
6 years ago
That's going to put a damper in the nose picking department.
6 years ago
To Build A Fire was an excellent short story
6 years ago
pull my fi-.....oh
6 years ago
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