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Horse Shoe vs Foot

Apparently this is the result of being barefoot or flip flops around a 900 lb animal with metal plates on its hooves... Too bad too she had nice feet.

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by -Morph-

submitted October 28th 2011

22 comments
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Horse Shoe vs Foot
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That...is why you wear steel-toed boots, kids. -Ya, Morph, that is a nice foot?
6 years ago
looked like it till the horse shaved a few inches off the top.

i heard someone say that with the larger horses it wont matter if you wear steel toes boots. like the clidesdales (sp?) cause if they step on ya foot the steel will just act like a pincher as it bends and lop off your toes
6 years ago
She could get that whole club-foot thing going....
6 years ago
That someone was me, and as usual I am far smarter than Claude.

People who work with large horses don't wear steel-toed boots because the horse is actually so heavy, the steel can bend and get embedded in the wound, or simply cut off your toes.

The consensus is that you're better off just getting stepped on.
6 years ago
i broke two metatarsals back in '86...crushed, along with my fucking steeltoe - by a 500-lb slab of cold-rolled plate...
...my toesies still hurt
6 years ago
Here's a suggestion if these comment deletion shenanigans are going to continue:

Get some more dead baby jokes, because I've been cycling through the same 6 for weeks.
6 years ago
You live at home and you smoke dope with your parents. It's a good thing you know about these things; it will be one of your two career choices.
6 years ago
umm...what is going on here?
6 years ago
Did you not get the memo about new material?
6 years ago
subs? or comments?
6 years ago
Comments, Possum. As the celestial observer that you are, I'm sure you've noticed me & Claude's arguments dribbling over into your world.

What you have probably also noticed is that Claude's range of insults range from "You live at home" all the way to "Go do [insert activity] with your grammy".

I sent him a note on a thread stating I would only be accepting new material, because burning Claude's ass nowadays only results in one of two things:

A) Claude comes back with one of his two predictable lines.
B) Claude doesn't reply at all, thinking for some reason a non-reply equates to a win.
6 years ago
A) as above
B) so below
6 years ago
* Bono goes off to light up some "Green Goblin" with his grammy. *


Regards, Claude. Have fun huddled in your dark corner, jacking off to furry porn and pasting my face onto your favorite actors whilst trying not to wake the kids.
6 years ago
She really convinced you that you're clever, didn't she... Life is going to be very hard on you.
6 years ago
i'll wait here for your next script, boner. No porn or kids, but I did kiss a real girl today. What did you do, eat another bag of dough?
6 years ago
And boner, it's kind of hard to work up a repertoire for a nobody like you who simply hasn't accomplished anything. What have you accomplished SINCE High school?
6 years ago
Come on....either wake her up for help or think of something clever...You're really boring me.
6 years ago
Shut up Hank.
6 years ago
Fucking Christ!!!!!!!!!!! BOTH OF YOU Shut the fuck up and admire the fucked up foot... or go fuck... DAMN!
6 years ago
Moving on...
6 years ago
fresh and fleshy
6 years ago
I hate feet
6 years ago
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