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How to win at life, while dying

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by Pudding

submitted October 27th 2011

comments (23)

dieyoung

so to get a blowjob you have to almost die?

2 years ago

Pudding

maybe in your case

2 years ago

dieyoung

maybe...

or maybe no...

Is that u?

2 years ago

smerf

Sir, I salute you.

2 years ago

cryax

what would you do if you walked in on someone doing this at the hospital you work at smerd ?

2 years ago

smerf

I would, except I don't work at a hospital.

2 years ago

exojjl

What kind of doctor are you then, FAKE!!!

2 years ago

smerf

...Yes, because EVERY doctor works at a hospital.

2 years ago

smerf

PhD in Chemistry? "So, what hospital do you work at?"
PhD in History? "So, what hospital do you work at?"
DC? "So, what hospital do you work at?"
PsyD? "So, what hospital do you work at?"
DPT? "So, what hospital do you work at?"

2 years ago

Thought_Criminal

standard hospital protocol. I order these tid and q2h prn.

2 years ago

Crashninja

isnt a prn designed to knock you the fuck out?

2 years ago

crippledick

prn = as needed

2 years ago

Crashninja

ah ok. when i was in the psych ward as a kid we got prns to knock us the fuck out when we became violent

2 years ago

JamesTKirk

Yea, that explains quite a bit.

2 years ago

Crashninja

yeah well i used to be severely violent as a kid and my mom like my brother better anyhow so i got sent away for a year a month a week and two days

2 years ago

PinkStinkWrinkle

Candy striper, or candy stripper?

2 years ago

uglybones

poopstainanalbrown

2 years ago

blingbling

steven spielberg?

2 years ago

DevilBlunt1989

a little awkward for the camera man.

2 years ago

uglybones

i had this done but couldnt finish... morphine is one helluva drug...

2 years ago

exojjl

I could go for intravenous Moprhine and a blow job....

2 years ago

uglybones

dude i was loaded... there was no way i was gonna blow my wad.

2 years ago

seanmiester

That is one hairy man.

2 years ago

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