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Shakespeare Insult Generator

What now, you droning idle-headed hedge-borne nut-worms?

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by Rolandofgilead

submitted October 25th 2011

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thou art a geeky, milk-livered, flap-dragon sir!
7 years ago
gleeking word niggers
7 years ago
Thou hath a yeasty ill-breeding nut-hook.
7 years ago
THOU TOTTERING ONION-EYED MALT-WORM!
7 years ago
Jones, you sir, are a frothing, sheep-biting wagtail.
7 years ago
yeasty fool-born foot-licker
7 years ago
^Mewling, ill-nurtured, miscreants all.

I printed two copies of this today at work and traded insults with another word nerd, and hurled a few at the dog as well.
7 years ago
Tottering, weather-bitten .... uhm ... NIGGER CUNT! (I added that last flourish myself). *bows*
7 years ago
Zeke has a lumpish, toadspotted, codpiece
7 years ago
shut up invalid
7 years ago
do you know what a codpiece is? I don't think you do, so I'm going to tell you. It's basically a dick sack, think a cup/jock strap
7 years ago
apparently drum doesnt really know either :(
7 years ago
:(
7 years ago
tickle-brained is what i was looking for
7 years ago
haha

Bless you drum, I think cod pieces were a little before Americas time.
7 years ago
cod piece http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a1/LeatherCod.jpg/623px-LeatherCod.jpg
7 years ago
cool you can link to images... you still clearly dont know what they are for
7 years ago
so.................................
7 years ago
i just use a rolled up pair of tube socks stuffed in the front of my underwear
7 years ago
Sounds more like an apple-john.
7 years ago
drum, it's less like "a dick sack, think a cup/jock strap" &more like a wonderbra - think padding.
7 years ago
Thou sucketh my dick, behesteth I.
7 years ago
Feedest ye notte yon trolle.
7 years ago
they should make an ebonics version
7 years ago
get started on making one yeself, you mammering, dizzy-eyed, lout!
7 years ago
how dare you,thou bootless ,half-faced,lewdster!
7 years ago
monty python and the holy grail insults > shakespeare insults
7 years ago
Thou doth protest too much.
7 years ago
Blackadder insults > all
7 years ago
I think I had a spongy rump-fed pumpion for lunch..
7 years ago
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