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Noah's ark, a story of God, Giraffes and Genocide

This stroy is also known by its overseas title as "drowning your children when they don't behave"

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by GreatDane

submitted October 24th 2011

26 comments
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yea, I am an atheist.
6 years ago
a*
6 years ago
you had it right the first time
6 years ago
ah cool:P
6 years ago
Fucking idiot.
6 years ago
and i'm a satanists so fuck god anyway and this inbred species its all bollocks
6 years ago
yea, I voted on myself. Cause I am awesome.
6 years ago
Yeah, everyone does that.
6 years ago
We all know the bible is just silly. Do you have a greater point than that?
6 years ago
yea, the bible isnt silly. it is fucked. it was started by nomatic tribesmens severeal thousands years ago who were schizophrenic and thought they heard the voice of god. And suddenly they could explain everything.

I am a schizophrenic and I thought I talked to god once. you won't find any1 who really think they talk to god without being diagnosed schizophrenic by a professional doctor.

My point. jesus was schizophrenic and the people who diagree, just look at the thousands of religous leaders around the world who claim they speak to god like jesus did. nowadays they are called sects.
6 years ago
For I am the Lord thy God. I will now smite thee. *smite* You have been smitten. I will now pass around the collection plate.
6 years ago
OH NOOO! I have been smitten!
6 years ago
*makes change for a 5 from the collection plate*
6 years ago
looks like greatdane knows if the flood really happened now...because he is dead
5 years ago
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn no traveller returns.
5 years ago
Athiests are getting more preachy these days than the fucking religious nuts.
6 years ago
the difference is believing in god doesn't make sense...
6 years ago
Well who the fuck spends this much time making an annoying video about a bible story? Yeah, it doesn't make sense, big deal. Everyone who knows it doesn't make sense doesn't need to see this lameass shit, and everyone who doesn't, has already decided they don't care. If they were really thinking atheists they should have thought that over and fucked off.

This video is just for the faggots that think they're the first people in history to have figured out the Noah's Ark story doesn't add up so they watch it while they circle jerk each other. I bet they were the little queer bitches that went around as kids and said "technically a whale isn't a fish it's a mammal" and thought they were big shit because they memorized the names of rivers around the world.
6 years ago
Wow thanks wanko saved me the time and energy.
6 years ago
I guess KFCwherelwannBE is an insulted religious person. it's ok, you believe in a higher being made up by cavemen. I can understand that... by second thought I can't. your'e just stupid, why don't you eat your shit like the people you worship.
6 years ago
Yeah I guess El_Wanko and butt_naked are too because they downvoted this lame ass sub. Nice try scrub, eat a dick.
6 years ago
How much time did you waste in going to all my comments and mashing the stfu button?
6 years ago
GreatLame stop being such a little bitch. People don't like this video because it's a fucking boring pile of obvious shit mixed with strawman-bashing and presented in the most annoying manner possible. It brings absolutely nothing new to the table and is a total waste of time. I'll say again this video is just designed to gratify those who think they are so fucking fucking smart that they are the first people in history ever to ask obvious questions about the ark story and realize it doesn't make sense. Good job. Maybe next they can make a video about how the earth is round and think that we give a fuck.

I don't believe animals were put on a fucking ark while the christian god flooded the world. You don't beleive animals were put on an ark while the christian god flooded the world. I bet no one on the site does. So fuck it - why make the faggoty video? I get pissed off with the religious queers quoting scripture for no reason as if it will change anyone's mind, and now we got atheist fags making pointless videos for no reason as if it will change anyone's mind. The only people who like either one are those who have made their faith or atheism into part of their identity and love the circle jerk experience of others agreeing with them.
6 years ago
i cant believe i read all that but....agreed.....watever you believe keep it to yourself....
6 years ago
wish i could find the link to a sub awhile back it went something like......religion is like a penis we know you have it but we dont want you waving it in our face
6 years ago
i love the thinking atheist, i pull up one of there vidz every time some jesus freak starts spouting nonsense, irks the shit out of them every time.
5 years ago
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