points: 65

toolwoman465

She has some pretty interesting things to say

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by toolman961

submitted October 18th 2011

186 comments
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comments (186)
hehehe...well done bro. Give her a hug!
6 years ago
...and tell her it's from all us fucked up mucho people!
6 years ago
I showed her the Black Wanko video and all she could comment on was the porn advertising. And trying to explain to her that that's the way yak makes his money is like trying to get bono to say two nice things in a row. So yes, we're all perverts in her mind. Especially yak, you girl.
6 years ago
Toolman, your wife is charming.
6 years ago
And I like your home.
6 years ago
I smell sarcasm
6 years ago
you must be happy she is dying tool.
6 years ago
is she only physically challenged or mentally too? cause it seems that way.
6 years ago
Is it true that your whore of a pig fucking mother used to suck off the entire Iranian soccer team as payment for letting you squeeze the sweat from their jock straps to make tea?
6 years ago
hey tool man can you tell me whats wrong with your wife? did she get hurt? and is that your dauther tere in this video ? as you get your wife too tell us about your lil balls?
6 years ago
I have such a hard-on right now.
6 years ago
I love your wife, btw.
6 years ago
That brought a smile to my face. Looks like she's doing really good.
6 years ago
Nice bro hahaha, you got a keeper there! Next time I am passing through Pitt I want to buy you guys dinner.
6 years ago
Just mail him a check.
6 years ago
Well since I'm not aloud to put my phone number on here, I'll give you a riddle to figure out how to get in touch with me.

If you take my screen name and visit my profile and add that to my website, what do you have?


And it's not a purple cow.
6 years ago
Or you could just me...I've got it!
6 years ago
When I'm ready I'll just forward mine to Yak to pass along. Then again MuchoMail will most likely be up and running by then.
6 years ago
it already is Magawd
6 years ago
Where's Mucho mail at?
6 years ago
Sporty, you put my number up, that way it didn't come from me.
6 years ago
Hell no...are you trying to get me banned toolie? :-P
6 years ago
how about you click on the chat thing down there and go in private.....or you both have mucho e-mails
6 years ago
Mucho e-mails work? -_o
6 years ago
you have to email yak with your password to get one
6 years ago
no email yet
6 years ago
will it be connected to this site kinda like facebooks messages, or is it independent?
6 years ago
i have it watutalkin bout drum
6 years ago
Drums you are wrong sir...it's working quite well actually.
6 years ago
So what's this?
6 years ago
email admin@muchosucko
6 years ago
Click on my link above tool and follow yaks instructions on how to set up your mucho mail account.
6 years ago
oh completely missed it and I hadn't heard anything about it so :/
6 years ago
yeah, me neither
6 years ago
Do you make up any password or the password to sign in?
6 years ago
Make up a new one tool
6 years ago
kirk@muchosucko.com

I'll relay if you need.
6 years ago
Well played Toolman...
6 years ago
I wish she'd make her own Mucho account. Then again, there's the whole TITS OR GTFO rule... what a conundrum :/
6 years ago
hahahha I couldn't stop giggling. Thats so cute. SOFTBALLS!
6 years ago
Did you see how she cupped her hand when she said that?
6 years ago
hahaha yes
6 years ago
Heather is sweating right now.
6 years ago
how did you know!? *turns off cam*
6 years ago
OMG I saw that too, so cute.
6 years ago
You guys want to see her dance moves?
And Oranjeboom, did you see the girl? She's too cute for you.
6 years ago
hell yes on the dance moves!
6 years ago
Careful Tool.. Knowing OJ, he will probably make a move on your wife.
6 years ago
;)
6 years ago
Toolman, you and your wife are so cute lol
6 years ago
I wasn't even in the video
6 years ago
well together I mean.
6 years ago
i wanted to make an insulting joke about his wife like how i fucked her last night or how i want to fuck her, but then i realized i would be insulting myself.
6 years ago
stfu dumbshit
6 years ago
love it, hey how old is your daughter?
6 years ago
She's this old
http://muchosucko.com/74309/Another-Toolman-Service-Announcement
any questions

/meunlocks the safe and begins loading his rifles
6 years ago
how come my orange letters aren't working?
Do I have to hit the space bar after the /me?
6 years ago
* Bono says yes. *
6 years ago
Lets try that again

* toolman961 unlocks the safe and begins loading his rifles! *
6 years ago
thank you sir
6 years ago
* Sporty golfclaps *
6 years ago
Sweet jebus, it's gonna snow tonight. toolie just called bono "sir".
6 years ago
Hey, I told him days ago that I didn't hate him. I'd probably have to cunt punch him within the first half hour of being with him if he really acted this way, but that doesn't mean I hate him. Hate is a strong emotion that eats you from the inside out.
6 years ago
I thought that was a gas bubble :-/
6 years ago
It is sporty. If you let it out on people, they will think you stink.
6 years ago
Tool wouldn't lay a finger on me if he didn't have a gun in his pocket.
6 years ago
So you think I wouldn't fight somebody if I didn't carry a gun?
6 years ago
You read it, didn't you?
6 years ago
Well, I already google earthed my exact location so anytime you want to step up to the plate there Casey, I'll bring my glove.
And if you're not okay with that my little red headed teenage mutant homosexual wannabee, figure out the riddle and send me your address. Well box
6 years ago
'
6 years ago
:/ I appreciate the backtalk but I don't know how it got started that my hair is red.
6 years ago
...Does that sentence make sense? I just re-read it and it doesn't make sense.
6 years ago
Why doesn't yak set up a fund that people can donate in to so that we can fly zeke or tool or claude or drum or jones or etc.... out to bono and they can duke it out on camera. It's not THAT far fetched.
6 years ago
Honestly the only one who I think could take me (out of that group) is Jones. I've only heard things about his dick but he isn't American so I'm assuming he's in shape.
6 years ago
I've only seen zeke out of that group, ya... hahaha If toolman landed one decent punch I think you may be knocked out cold.
6 years ago
Toolman's got 99 problems. I doubt he'd even take the time to fly out and beat me up :(
6 years ago
wrong bono i would fuck you up
6 years ago
Prove it, let's have a picture.
6 years ago
Uh, bono? You're American. You aren't in shape.
6 years ago
Honestly, I think tool might be able to kick my ass, only because he's crazy and possibly impervious to pain.
6 years ago
I'm not a world-class athlete, but I keep in shape.

I bench-press my body weight every day, run on weekends, all that jazz. Besides, I'm white and survived growing up in East Bakersfield.
6 years ago
dude you're a joke. a bar and 1 plate isnt shit. not to mention only training upper body is retarded and no running isnt a lower body workout, its cardio. so no, not all that jazz. suck it you scrawny bitch
6 years ago
Let's see a picture, candi.
6 years ago
If you don't post one tonight you are a fucking pussy. Fact.
6 years ago
pffft fuck you bono. why in the fuck would i let you see me? i never said i was big and never did. im 5'9 170 lbs with a bench of 235 for 6 reps. i do HIIT 5 days a week and eat clean. pizza rolls arent exactly protein shakes dumbfuck
6 years ago
So then you're roughly my size.

Not impressed.
6 years ago
roughly your size? absolutely not. 20 lbs in weight not to mention a much lower body fat% and less water retention. so not even close. try again kid
6 years ago
Someone is worried they aren't getting credit for all their hard work.
6 years ago
you guys are talking about body fat and how much you weigh and how tall you are on mucho?

squirt.org ----> that way
6 years ago
i think someone severely over estimates their "hard work"
6 years ago
yak raises a point: quit being a faggot candi
6 years ago
bono fuck you you little shit, you cant hide behind yaks comment. point is you're a little bitch and nothing you say will change that.
6 years ago
In case you didn't get the memo:

You are not to address me until you have something new to say.

That is all.
6 years ago
i don't think he can help it
6 years ago
you're ridiculous kid. you will argue vehemently whenever you think you have the upper hand, but as soon as anyone knows more about anything then you run to grandma to hide so she can type not to talk to you anymore. its pretty pathetic really. you are not worth my effort, suck a dick and goodnight
6 years ago
As above...

So below.
6 years ago
Right under Jones's first comment is what started all this.
Gee, I wonder who that could bee?
6 years ago
It was in response to something posted by you.

Catch yourself next time and it won't happen.
6 years ago
bono, even a woman with literally half a brain tells you to go fuck yourself...I cant even stress how shitty of a person you really are...
6 years ago
Hello Dushan,

At this time, Bono is only accepting new material. We apologize for the inconvenience, and remind you that this is no reflection on your worth as a person or talent as a writer.

Better luck next time.

- Bono's office.
6 years ago
soooo.....does that mean she's off limits? :D
6 years ago
That's up to you, did you watch the video I responded to your question?
6 years ago
you've made a good point sir, i'll just stick to dreaming about your wifey
6 years ago
She kinda looks like Charlize Theron.
6 years ago
in Monster
6 years ago
Maybe, but in a good way; neither had makeup on.
6 years ago
this made me lmao,good job tool
6 years ago
toolman961 thank you and your wife for the shout out! that was cool! and SWC said she will marry me. i'll probably post the vid.
6 years ago
Marry that girl fabs, and get all the blow jobs in that you can now because that shits gonna stop when you say I Do. Trust me, you have a better chance of seeing jesus christ in person then getting blown without begging for it. And I right married men?
6 years ago
^speaks the truth
6 years ago
wew, so the quicker we get married, the quicker i can stop giving head? that's great! let's do it :)
6 years ago
Can I still motorboat you though?
6 years ago
At your wedding?
6 years ago
And btw SWC, you can use your pussy to get him to clean the house, buy groceries, do laundry, pick up the kids and all kinds of useful shit.



RUN FOR THE HILLS FABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6 years ago
You forgot, buy tampons
6 years ago
* Sporty shitsocks tool *



thanks for reminding me
6 years ago
And I'll tell you what's worse than buying tampons tool...having to buy pantyhose. You know the store clerks are looking at you like "well, I guess this guy's a freak". I did that once for my wife and swore I'd never do it again.
6 years ago
that would be worse. I remember one time trying to find the super absorbant heavy flow with wings what ever she needed, that finally I asked this poor woman who turned the corner of the isle to help me find them. She did it for me.
6 years ago
whats embarrassing about buying tampons, its not like they are for you.... or are they?

6 years ago
lol...I would have just gone back home and told the wife they were out of em.
6 years ago
...well, good thing I'll probably never get married.
6 years ago
I use them to absorb my bleeding hemroids
6 years ago
UR DAUGHTERS CUTE BRO
6 years ago
^pedo
6 years ago
toolman has a gun for every letter/number in his user name
6 years ago
That's just in my bedroom!
6 years ago
I like the way she put a dick on the chick.
6 years ago
mmmmmmm
6 years ago
Toolman!!!! That was too fuckin' cool! That's awesome that you mentioned me... you're wife looks like she could dish out some shit too lol Thanks for that...you made my night!!!! :)
6 years ago
is it really that awesome?
6 years ago
seeing as how i'm brand new to the site... yes, yes it is... to me atleast
6 years ago
seeing as how you are brand new to the site it shows how fucking BULLSHIT it is
* yak throws computer *

6 years ago
Yak SMASH
6 years ago
gunna have to register faggotsucko.com and forward all you people there ;/
6 years ago
I wonder how many computers yak goes through a day? :/ haha
6 years ago
lately about 7
which is why we need pro subscriptions so badly!!!
* yak ethiopian eyes and flies on face look *


6 years ago
ell that daughter of yours hat she needs to do a better job "tracing"
6 years ago
Didn't you hear what she said, she just traced the outline. What the fuck do I care, Fuck You -Morph-u
6 years ago
BUSTED!
6 years ago
Oh for fuck's sake, am I going to have to do an actual drawing to show you fuck's how it's done?
6 years ago
great vid man glad to see she in good health and good spirits
6 years ago
words can hurt.
6 years ago
words can fucking hurt.
6 years ago
Hey, I can't control what she says man, she's like 90% brain dead on one side.
6 years ago
tool, did she have a cap installed?
6 years ago
Yeah, Titanium mesh
6 years ago
so... almost like wolverine
6 years ago
The boot?
6 years ago
And I have to keep her away from strong magnetic fields, like the junk yard.
6 years ago
lol my nephew was born deaf and he's got these magnets in his head to attach the hearing aids to, so whenever you cut his hair, the clippers get stuck to the side of his head.
6 years ago
lol @ "the boot?"
6 years ago
That's fucking funny, Scabs...
6 years ago
What's worse, going through life deaf, or going through life deaf with a perpetually bad haircut?
6 years ago
That was awesome, your wife seems much healthier then i thought she was.

I showed some friends the http://muchosucko.com/74309/Another-Toolman-Service-Announcement earlier, thinking they would laugh their ass off, instead they just looked very serious and said it was creepy.
6 years ago
weird friends.
6 years ago
*imaginary
6 years ago
Sorry what i meant to say was 'random people i met on the street'.
6 years ago
Maybe they don't know Hank?
6 years ago
Tool, she's looking good.
6 years ago
Toolman your wife seems to be a pretty cool person
6 years ago
She's the best, and she puts up with me.
6 years ago
thats always a bonus man :) sometimes im honestly surprised tatianna puts up with me and my goofy antics half the time
6 years ago
Tool, glad to see she is doing so much better. You are a man with a million dollar heart, dude.
6 years ago
I wish I could pawn it right about now.
Money's tight and nothing's cheap.
6 years ago
you probably wouldnt get what its worth anyway at a pawn shop
6 years ago
This video sucks, in a good way!
6 years ago
Toolman is god! Brass balls award goes to you for this, man.
6 years ago
Hear that yak, GOD status
6 years ago
We made Toolman our bronze idol while yak was busy on the mountain top getting instructions from the almighty on Pro status fees and 'benefits'
6 years ago
looks like shes doing great...makes sealbasher happy for you : )
6 years ago
you piece of shit using bad words in your daughter presence.
6 years ago
* jrob2020 graps popcorn *
6 years ago
you can't fucking cuss in comments asshole
6 years ago
what a god damned cuntbag
6 years ago
Lezgin is still traumatized by when his dad use to screw the shit out of homo pizza delivery boy, whilst in his presence.

Go easy on him.
6 years ago
Toolman your wife is FAR more attractive than SWC. Shame she isn't skanky :(
6 years ago
I like her more than most fucks on this site....
2 years ago
I would pay money to see her run over a bunch of little kids in that wheel chair...
2 years ago
HMD Yeppy!
2 years ago
*RIP
2 years ago
stupid sexy welsh guy
2 years ago
8 years. 0 submissions.
* ClaudeBallz salutes *
2 years ago
would
1 year ago
Would what ?
1 year ago
recover password