toolwoman465

...and tell her it's from all us fucked up mucho people!

I showed her the Black Wanko video and all she could comment on was the porn advertising. And trying to explain to her that that's the way yak makes his money is like trying to get bono to say two nice things in a row. So yes, we're all perverts in her mind. Especially yak, you girl.

Is it true that your whore of a pig fucking mother used to suck off the entire Iranian soccer team as payment for letting you squeeze the sweat from their jock straps to make tea?

Just mail him a check.

Well since I'm not aloud to put my phone number on here, I'll give you a riddle to figure out how to get in touch with me.

If you take my screen name and visit my profile and add that to my website, what do you have?


And it's not a purple cow.

Or you could just me...I've got it!

When I'm ready I'll just forward mine to Yak to pass along. Then again MuchoMail will most likely be up and running by then.

it already is Magawd

Where's Mucho mail at?

Sporty, you put my number up, that way it didn't come from me.

Hell no...are you trying to get me banned toolie? :-P

how about you click on the chat thing down there and go in private.....or you both have mucho e-mails

you have to email yak with your password to get one

i have it watutalkin bout drum

Drums you are wrong sir...it's working quite well actually.

So what's this?

email admin@muchosucko

Click on my link above tool and follow yaks instructions on how to set up your mucho mail account.

yeah, me neither

Do you make up any password or the password to sign in?

Make up a new one tool

Did you see how she cupped her hand when she said that?

hahaha yes

Heather is sweating right now.

how did you know!? *turns off cam*

hell yes on the dance moves!

Careful Tool.. Knowing OJ, he will probably make a move on your wife.

;)

I wasn't even in the video

stfu dumbshit

She's this old
http://muchosucko.com/74309/Another-Toolman-Service-Announcement
any questions

/meunlocks the safe and begins loading his rifles

how come my orange letters aren't working?
Do I have to hit the space bar after the /me?

Lets try that again

thank you sir

Sweet jebus, it's gonna snow tonight. toolie just called bono "sir".

Hey, I told him days ago that I didn't hate him. I'd probably have to cunt punch him within the first half hour of being with him if he really acted this way, but that doesn't mean I hate him. Hate is a strong emotion that eats you from the inside out.

I thought that was a gas bubble :-/

It is sporty. If you let it out on people, they will think you stink.

So you think I wouldn't fight somebody if I didn't carry a gun?

Well, I already google earthed my exact location so anytime you want to step up to the plate there Casey, I'll bring my glove.
And if you're not okay with that my little red headed teenage mutant homosexual wannabee, figure out the riddle and send me your address. Well box

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wrong bono i would fuck you up

Uh, bono? You're American. You aren't in shape.

Honestly, I think tool might be able to kick my ass, only because he's crazy and possibly impervious to pain.

dude you're a joke. a bar and 1 plate isnt shit. not to mention only training upper body is retarded and no running isnt a lower body workout, its cardio. so no, not all that jazz. suck it you scrawny bitch

pffft fuck you bono. why in the fuck would i let you see me? i never said i was big and never did. im 5'9 170 lbs with a bench of 235 for 6 reps. i do HIIT 5 days a week and eat clean. pizza rolls arent exactly protein shakes dumbfuck

roughly your size? absolutely not. 20 lbs in weight not to mention a much lower body fat% and less water retention. so not even close. try again kid

i think someone severely over estimates their "hard work"

bono fuck you you little shit, you cant hide behind yaks comment. point is you're a little bitch and nothing you say will change that.

you're ridiculous kid. you will argue vehemently whenever you think you have the upper hand, but as soon as anyone knows more about anything then you run to grandma to hide so she can type not to talk to you anymore. its pretty pathetic really. you are not worth my effort, suck a dick and goodnight

Right under Jones's first comment is what started all this.
Gee, I wonder who that could bee?

bono, even a woman with literally half a brain tells you to go fuck yourself...I cant even stress how shitty of a person you really are...

That's up to you, did you watch the video I responded to your question?

in Monster

Maybe, but in a good way; neither had makeup on.

Marry that girl fabs, and get all the blow jobs in that you can now because that shits gonna stop when you say I Do. Trust me, you have a better chance of seeing jesus christ in person then getting blown without begging for it. And I right married men?

^speaks the truth

Can I still motorboat you though?

At your wedding?

And btw SWC, you can use your pussy to get him to clean the house, buy groceries, do laundry, pick up the kids and all kinds of useful shit.



RUN FOR THE HILLS FABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You forgot, buy tampons

thanks for reminding me

And I'll tell you what's worse than buying tampons tool...having to buy pantyhose. You know the store clerks are looking at you like "well, I guess this guy's a freak". I did that once for my wife and swore I'd never do it again.

that would be worse. I remember one time trying to find the super absorbant heavy flow with wings what ever she needed, that finally I asked this poor woman who turned the corner of the isle to help me find them. She did it for me.

lol...I would have just gone back home and told the wife they were out of em.

...well, good thing I'll probably never get married.

I use them to absorb my bleeding hemroids

^pedo

That's just in my bedroom!

I like the way she put a dick on the chick.

Yak SMASH

I wonder how many computers yak goes through a day? :/ haha

Didn't you hear what she said, she just traced the outline. What the fuck do I care, Fuck You -Morph-u

Oh for fuck's sake, am I going to have to do an actual drawing to show you fuck's how it's done?

Hey, I can't control what she says man, she's like 90% brain dead on one side.

tool, did she have a cap installed?

Yeah, Titanium mesh

The boot?

And I have to keep her away from strong magnetic fields, like the junk yard.

lol my nephew was born deaf and he's got these magnets in his head to attach the hearing aids to, so whenever you cut his hair, the clippers get stuck to the side of his head.

lol @ "the boot?"

That's fucking funny, Scabs...

What's worse, going through life deaf, or going through life deaf with a perpetually bad haircut?

Sorry what i meant to say was 'random people i met on the street'.

Maybe they don't know Hank?

She's the best, and she puts up with me.

I wish I could pawn it right about now.
Money's tight and nothing's cheap.

Hear that yak, GOD status

what a god damned cuntbag