points: -72

Bono's Collage of Butthurt Victims

~READ~ Thanks to our new and improved voting system, I decided to discover how seeing my name sways voting on submissions. I took a random sampling of data from a pool of positively-voted submissions. You'll notice a trend with the names that appear, that all but proves these individuals became butthurt, had a silent Mucho Meltdown™, and downvoted everything of mine they could get their grubby little hands on, be it old or new. Congratulations, you brave few. You are no better than I.

geek

by Bono

submitted October 16th 2011

151 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Bono's Collage of Butthurt Victims
tagged:
comments (151)
High Scores:
Magawd: 21
Claude: 15
Sporty: 15
thatdude420: 10

A few others kinda stood out, but I didn't list anything under double-digits in an effort to try and remain unbiased. Take from this what you will.
6 years ago
Thatdude's a bitch and downvotes all my shit.
6 years ago
And what if I was to do this with my subs Bono? Your name would be everywhere. Congrats, butthurt faggot.
6 years ago
You were always under that impression Zeke, but have you bothered checking with some sort of.. oh I dunno...

Graphical representation?
6 years ago
Aaaaand, boner continues his downward slide.
6 years ago
Hello Claude, please reply to my reply down there.

6 years ago
FUCK YOU, BONO!
6 years ago
wow you have no life Bono
6 years ago
Fuck you, Bono!
6 years ago
Damn I need to vote more...I'm in 3rd place :(
6 years ago
No, you're tied for second with Claude
6 years ago
sounds like somebody's a little butthurt :P
6 years ago
Take from this what you will.
6 years ago
* possum looks at bono *
6 years ago
bon... seriously, why do you even CARE whether you get upvoted or not?
6 years ago
* Sporty farts *
6 years ago
* Magawd opens a window *
6 years ago
In the grand scheme of things, Possum, I don't. It's the principle of it.

Some faggot with a big e-peen (Claude) or some crybaby idiot (Zeke) both cry when they believe I'm downvoting all their shit as part of some vendetta.

Meanwhile, it happens 4 to 5 times worse to me... and up until now they were the only ones making a deal out of it.

Exposing absurdity, hypocrisy, etc is just kinda fun, even if it doesn't matter.
6 years ago
me me me me me me me me ^thats all I see
6 years ago
i mean, a few days ago you were all "i feed on the Hate"...

so, you get it, then bitch about it?

*shrugs*
6 years ago
notice how my name isn't on there once Bono....what is your fixation with me?
6 years ago
@possum, I do feed on it. I was feeling scientific today. Curious as to how people like Claude will react when they realize they have become me.

@zeke, you get drunk and say dumb stuff.
6 years ago
I usually only vote up if something is really funny or interesting or down if I'm grumpy and something is complete shit. <19 votes cast.

Bono, why did you upvote your own submission, or is that a normal thing that most people do?
6 years ago
i do it
6 years ago
I think everyone should. Why would you submit it if you don't think it's muchoworthy?

I think Yak said that ^
6 years ago
He did, but what about the times we submit something just to annoy?
6 years ago
Feel free.
6 years ago
@barret - i actually do that quite a bit...:)
6 years ago
how is submitting something to annoy people not muchoworthy?
6 years ago
* possum subs more stuff now *
6 years ago
And you wonder why people keep giving you shit bono. Like I said before, I like everyone on here but that doesn't mean that I still won't downvote something Claude posted. And if zeke lets himself open, I'll be the first to throw i dig in just the same if I let myself open, I'd hope you'd have something clever to say to get one in on me, not my wife. But never once have I ever tried proving someone wrong or just verbally attack someone because I know more about something then they do and you do that every single day
6 years ago
Tool:

Website.
No big fuckin deal.

What don't you get?
6 years ago
Bono:
i could rip my 81-yr-old mom 24/7 if i wanted to

...just sayin...
6 years ago
my god... a stfu...
6 years ago
I don't like hurting you, but it's the only way you learn :(
6 years ago
and, to think, i actually sort-of like you (no homo). when you're not busy being a spoiled brat


mmm, Brats...




6 years ago
be vewy vewy quiet
6 years ago
I'm likable.
6 years ago
* possum would like to eat a bunch of magic mushrooms w/bono *
6 years ago
Upvoting your own post is a bit like sucking your own cock, and then bragging to your friends about the awesome blowjob you got last night...
6 years ago
I was once able to perform autofellatio in the shower during high school. You can bet your ass my circle of friends knew it by the end of the year.
6 years ago
Also everyone here would perform self servicing if they could reach, so your argument isn't very valid cause we all have the ability of upvoting ourselves.
6 years ago
i am guess i wouldn't care much for the taste of cock or jizz so i probably wouldn't do that to myself. that may just be my heterosexuality talking though
6 years ago
Here is a thought. You have way too much fucking time on your hands.
6 years ago
This took 10 minutes. Take from this what you will.
6 years ago
9:58 too much.
6 years ago
yeah, it's not like he did an analysis of every single comment you ever made or something...it would take a real loser to do that...
4 years ago
what you see as 'butthurt' others see as 'shitty submissions'
6 years ago
I knew that argument would come out, which is why I stated in the description that I only sampled from a pool of submissions with scores of zero or higher.
6 years ago
are most of these 'zero'
6 years ago
There's always a comeback.

Not always good, but always there.
6 years ago
link the one's you sampled, because images like this can be manipulated
6 years ago
don't encourage him
6 years ago
Most (not all) of my submissions that had a score of 0 or better are on here. Check yourself.
6 years ago
I bet he is all teary eyed and shaking like a spaz and cursing his praying mantis right now.
6 years ago
I've submitted heterosexual porn that you've downvoted, boner...take from that what we already know.
6 years ago
So has possum. Deja isn't a fan of straight-up porn on Mucho, either.

Whatcha trying to say Claude?
6 years ago
ni ni sissy boy
* Magawd pisses on Boner's favorite chair *
6 years ago
Waiting for Claude to reply when he's been beaten is like waiting in line at the DMV:

It takes forever and the end result is a callous bitch who repeats what she told you last time and sends you to wait at a new window.
6 years ago
Give it a rest chief.
6 years ago
Eat shit Roland. I'm the next Hank and you'll never get rid of me.
6 years ago
* possum looks around for hank *
6 years ago
Oh fuck... You aren't smart enough to be the next Hank.
6 years ago
yah - say what you want aboot hank, but he is/was pretty sharp
6 years ago
I'm just less experienced.
6 years ago
Yay I'm winning! And it's 22 now.
6 years ago
* Sporty shakes his fists *
6 years ago
U MAD BRO?
6 years ago
I'm not there at all? Damn, I need to spread the hate! [Downvotes]
6 years ago
* Sporty claps *
6 years ago
i think i saw your name in a few of them
6 years ago
Yes, spread your hate wide...

Wait... Legs. Spread those wide.
6 years ago
what you retards dont understand is bonos plan has worked to perfection this has only been up a few minutes and already has 33 comments,you are playing right into his hands and he loves it
6 years ago
what you noobs dont understand is that this scenario has played itself out many times on MS in the past (ie: CHM)...so just pop some popcorn and chill out
6 years ago
* jrob2020 scampers *
6 years ago
So you're a rodent like opposum?
6 years ago
I think U try to seem smarter than u really are Bono... Or u try to make ur stupidity seem smart... either one i dont really care.. "Take From It What You Will."
6 years ago
Are you Muchoing from a cell phone?
6 years ago
hopefully while driving....
6 years ago
Damn I was so close to getting into double digits (only 9)... Really though I don't care who you are if I think the sub is shit I will downvote.. I think my downvotes are close to 3 times the amount of my upvotes so don't think you're special.
6 years ago
* Bono opens his chest and sucks in all the negativity. *


Ah, delicious. What's for dessert?

6 years ago
u r 2 pr0
6 years ago
I gotta down vote your shit more often iam only on there once... i ll start now
6 years ago
like i said bono, stop smearing your shit on the walls for negative attention
6 years ago
Nothing wrong w/ being a heel.
6 years ago
This is bullshit heres no representation of the african american vote!


Racist mother fucker it only proves you are all against ME!
6 years ago
^uppity negro
6 years ago
I guess you missed the 2 or 3 times a day he uses the word "nigger" as an insult.
6 years ago
thnks for the "like" morph - i used that phrase at kaychuck and he totally did not get it...
6 years ago
i know when people say it to be a troll and when they say it just to make a point.


6 years ago
to be fair kaychuk isnt actually black...
i mean.. physically he is.. but thats about it
6 years ago
He rides a motorcycle, end of discussion.
6 years ago
this doesnt really say much.... if anything...
6 years ago
how do i get pro status...ive been out
6 years ago
you don't see that huge fucking thing under submit?
6 years ago
adblocker most likely...
although that doesnt really explain the missing of the bright orange tab that says 'go pro' :P
6 years ago
i saw it right after reading the reply. seems reasonable...ill pick it up eventually
6 years ago
"Five...
Five...
Five Dollars Per Month"
6 years ago
Some people just don't have that awareness.
6 years ago
Acting like a baby isn't going to bring you sympathy. This will just egg them on to make you go kill yourself.
6 years ago
You're right. They've done me in.
6 years ago
wth im only up there twice? i must fix this :P
6 years ago
Voting should only be based on content.
6 years ago
It mostly is, but if you look through Bono's submission you'll notice a tendency of mediocrity, submissions that aren't really funny and are barely muchoworthy, thus bringing in both up and down votes.
6 years ago
Notice the amount of downvotes on some of these. Thats a tell tale sign of a crappy submissions, not a person going solo and downvoting regardless of the submission.
6 years ago
The average is like 6/7 downvotes, I don't think that's very high.
6 years ago
I'd take a look at my own submissions 'cause I'll have a few instant downvoters, but I don't really give a fuck.
6 years ago
And thats the right mindset to have. I think 6/7 downvotes is very high. But I'm just saying that if the submissions he picked for this little survey of his were of a quality that didn't validate a downvote, there wouldn't be so many of them.
6 years ago
MuchoSucko has a lot more traffic than you might believe based on the active user group. 6 to 7 downvotes isn't a lot on a submission with a decidedly positive score.
6 years ago
Saying how many up votes were received would add a little perspective. If there were far more upvotes it would obviously show an inclination of bias.
6 years ago
God, I'm so fucking fair & balanced...
6 years ago
Seeing as his only criteria was a score of 0 or higher, and how his submissions above 0 average at a score of 3-4, I'd say that this isn't a case of bias, and more about the mediocrity of the content.
Besides, I could look at my previous submissions and come to the conclusion that Morph, Durb and Pudding are butthurt, but I don't because it would be silly and fucking pointless.
6 years ago
This included submissions with scores of 10-20.
6 years ago
i just downvoted this upload.
6 years ago
Nearly unbelievable to me how someone can be such a useless prick like Bono. And I say it again: This is not going to end very well at all.
6 years ago
What are your predictions?
6 years ago
When Mucho came back I think he predicted I'd be banned in 9 days.
6 years ago
This tells me that I have been slacking in my downvotes.
6 years ago
upvote because anything that has to do with muchopolitics is muchoworthy

A point that no one mentioned is that it seems like the same group of people downvote your submissions...and that is probably due to the fact that they are not interested in the same things you are...plain and simple...
6 years ago
Comparing this to today's numbers, I can see an exponential rate of growth among butthurt.
6 years ago
we need updates
6 years ago
bono - ever heard anything by Damien Dempsey?

"Negative Vibes" made me think of you, and grin

6 years ago
You sir, are a Master Troll .
5 years ago
No, he really wasn't.
5 years ago
You were one of the most trolled by him.
5 years ago
lol
4 years ago
it's not funny, you......






















FAGGOT
4 years ago
A work of fucking art.
4 years ago
BRAVO, SIR....BRAVO.
4 years ago
DAAAMN...Cluade is in almost everyone of them. What the fuuuuuck. He fucking hates you, Bono. Trust me, I know all about the word HATE. 8)
4 years ago
*Claude
4 years ago
*every one


fuck beer, and drugs...and kiss my ass possum.
4 years ago
What Claude biased and butthurt.... Impossible
* DangerousDug struggles to keep a straight face *
4 years ago
Wow what a whiney bitch
4 years ago
Damn, I love Bono subs now!
4 years ago
Obviously...because you dont sub shit.
4 years ago
Obviously... eat a shit.
4 years ago
First!
4 years ago
Last
4 years ago
So many "fuck you BONO!" responses. My sides.
4 years ago
* xzekiel goes back and downvotes all of bono's subs *
4 years ago
Thanks everyone for commenting today...

It's really easy.
4 years ago
/punkybruiser sez "you weecome 8)"
4 years ago
They told me about you.
4 years ago
How does it feel to be outtrolled by Punky once again?
4 years ago
always a pleasure to be butthurt by you bono, but on a side note, i need to downvote more subs by you.....
4 years ago
*upvote

*one measly lil possum sub
4 years ago
meh. i tried
4 years ago
Lol , look at those downvotes
4 years ago
recover password
most discussed

below are mucho's most discussed submissions of the last 12 hours. join in on the discussion!