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Like a virgin

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Feels like the very first time

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by jsloan10

submitted October 15th 2011

35 comments
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Like a virgin
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how does this happen? :(
6 years ago
very large dildos for a very long portion of your life
that and kids probably :(
6 years ago
Fisting.
6 years ago
and why do they think this is ok to parade around like its sexy or something?! ffs I GIVE UP
6 years ago
its not?
6 years ago
who the fuck is parading shes just showing her psychiatrist
6 years ago
That... does look like a rather nice couch.

And heather, because someone, somewhere, finds it sexy. And I'll be fucked if I know why.
6 years ago
This cannot be sexy to anyone human. It's just not possible. Worst vaj ever. Period.
5 years ago
Are you kidding?? My olympic gold medal, spartan son could come cartwheeling out of that thing.

FAP
5 years ago
They should make a mold and use this for a new creature for a new sci-fi film.
6 years ago
"Victims of the almighty Sarlacc, his Excellency hopes that you will die honorably..."
6 years ago
This must be the girl from that one joke where a guy and a girl are making out when the girl asks the guy to put his finger inside her. So he does.

She asks him to put two fingers inside. He does.

She asks him to put his whole hand in. He does.

Then, she asks him to put in his other hand and clap. He puts in the other hand, but he can't clap.

She smiles, "Tight, huh? I told you I was a virgin!"

.... except I think you could crash cymbals inside this beast.
6 years ago
tie a rope onto a midget and throw him in
6 years ago
Why? To fetch the soccer ball you dropped in there?
6 years ago
not a soccer ball, he thinks his dad might still be alive in there
6 years ago
So I guess you're saying that this is the chasm that Amano came out of???
6 years ago
...It's yawning....it wants to back to sleep.....
6 years ago
I see the "Drums was here" sign has gone missing...
6 years ago
"........help me find my keys and I will drive us outta here."
6 years ago
sinds you dont like to give head i show you!
6 years ago
yeah bet you've had lots of practise at sucking cocks
5 years ago
Squidley would find this perfectly acceptable
5 years ago
Pubes yes vag no.
5 years ago
As ugly as her vagina is she very well might be a virgin.
5 years ago
That may be the 15th stupidest thing you've said.
5 years ago
only virgin she may be is never had any white cock
5 years ago
how can you put a number on squidleys comments ? everything thing he says is fucking stupid
5 years ago
If 14 comments are tied for stupidest then they're all sharing 15th place. Like golf.
5 years ago
That soldier has seen more than a fair share of combat.
5 years ago
Squidley will honorably discharge her...
5 years ago
This is just wrong. How do you mix a Madonna title with a Foreigner description?
5 years ago
It looks angry
5 years ago
This one's a keeper. I missed this. HNY Mucho.
5 years ago
fuck you
5 years ago
It's a sleepyhead.
4 years ago
recover password
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