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Fantasy vs. Reality

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by Crashninja

submitted October 15th 2011

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Fantasy vs. Reality
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the little girls face is totally saying " " OOH OOH ice cream truck!! "
6 years ago
you're doing it wrong
6 years ago
I fucking hate running... Too damn boring!
6 years ago
but what if it was after an ice cream truck?
6 years ago
why run after an ice cream truck driven by a pedophile selling 4 dollar cheep plastic tasting shit when i can walk to the freezer and get good shit that costs a fraction of the price at the grocery story?
6 years ago
I haven't bought ice cream at an ice cream truck in... probably over 15 years for that exact reason, dw. Then again, I also only buy ice cream about 3 times a year anyway.
6 years ago
You ate running because you're unfit. If you run on a regular basis, you don't get bored because you're preoccupied by running faster than you did before.

If not, you're jogging & that is what fat people do...for a day or two before they quit because "it's boring"
6 years ago
That isn't a typo, it was written in a Yorkshire dialect...
6 years ago
My sister in law jogs everyday, and let me tell you, she's not fat. I look forward to visiting in the summer and going on their boat.
6 years ago
interesting. does "going on their boat" mean you intend to fuck her?
6 years ago
She runs then, simple.
6 years ago
Yeah, I'd keep it in the family if given the oppertunity.
6 years ago
OJ, I ran 4-5 days a week at one point. And I mean fucking ran, because I was training for a triathlon (short and reverse, but still a triathlon). I still fucking hated it. I fucking hated it when I could run a 7 minute mile in high school. Put me on a bike and I'll go for hours. Ask me to run and fuck you.
6 years ago
You gotta run on hiking trails and shit, not on the road. Or where there's chicks.
6 years ago
Okay, hiking trails weren't so bad, but good luck running on them in southern CA. Fucking shitty air quality and heat.... Even the chicks at the gym weren't enough to make me enjoy running.

Swimming, biking, lifting weights, sure. Fuck running.
6 years ago
Hmmm, you have running people and cycling people I guess. I prefer a bike too. I remember the times when I rode 200 km in half a day. I always hated running. And I have friends who get bored on a bike after 3 miles and can run for hours.
6 years ago
I run 5k to the gym before work each day. It takes me about 21:30 - 22minutes, generally. That's about 7 minute miles, & that's why I don't really get to be bored.
6 years ago
The retard man is after her again.
6 years ago
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