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Bono Pizza Roll Challenge #2

Can Bono reclaim the title that is rightfully his? We'll find out when he does this challenge and is actually fucking sober. 22 is the number to beat. Fuck you, Lord Quesnu.

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by Bono

submitted October 15th 2011

84 comments
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The rest of the Brady family will be so proud.
6 years ago
you look high as fuck
6 years ago
well you beat the shit out of that fat fuck so i gotta hand it to your skinny shit little self. upvoted
6 years ago
why the fuck are you shaking so bad?
6 years ago
I just do that when I'm in a hurry. I was straining to swallow them real fast, so I move my arms and hands around.
6 years ago
so many dick jokes can be said here, boner.
6 years ago
Says the dethroned king.
6 years ago
eitherways, good work. Gonna train for a bit then I'll post a response vid
6 years ago
This wasn't even my personal best :/

I did 34 last week but the camera shut off in the middle of it without me knowing.
6 years ago
what brand are you using that has 41?
6 years ago
It was the same as last time, it was supposed to be a 40 count but it had 41 in the bag. They never have the exact number.
6 years ago
Train lol
6 years ago
heres some advice for someone who doesnt want to look like a complete pussy assed retard on the internet, cook them in the fucking oven like i told this dipshit to but clearly he didnt listen and failed hardmode, again
6 years ago
my buddy tried last week and he said it was impossible. hes a big guy and he couldnt get through them. the edges get hard as fuck and you have to chew them too much. microwaved you can practically swallow them whole
6 years ago
if u put them in the oven they will be hard and hard to swallow
6 years ago
well put
6 years ago
Kojach, just shut the fuck up you dumb bastard.
6 years ago
dont tell me what to do you fucking communist
6 years ago
I've tested both ways. They are easier to chew and swallow when baked.
6 years ago
Stupid brontosaurus hoodie, drinking diet 7up (because your parents by the groceries) and a faggy balloon painting (parents do the decorating as well). You must be "popular" in real life too.
6 years ago
I want to know what that wooden thing on the wall is...

Is it a shoe sizer for big foot?
6 years ago
I thought it was his grandma's slide rule.
6 years ago
I liked the pull up bar in the door frame. Guess you have to work those callories off right away so you don't become a fat ass like me.
6 years ago
i bet his gramma usies it more than he does
6 years ago
1) It's a "never forget" hoodie, with dinosaurs instead of 9/11, I thought Yak would appreciate it.

2) I like diet 7up :(

3) It's an old-school calendar, you can shift the pieces of wood up and down to note the day, day of the week, day of the month, etc.

4) I do keep in shape, it's why I can do this and remain a skinny fuck.
6 years ago
youre such a fag. i thought ok this is cool hes not talking that much. and then you fuckin say some retarded shit at the end
6 years ago
With lots of annoying facial expressions to go with it.
6 years ago
spastic no life havin ass nigga
6 years ago
You got that right lookin ass nigga.
6 years ago
I feel sorry for the lovely girls of mucho who have to masturbate to this.
6 years ago
I never thought of that.
6 years ago
At least you're not affraid to put yourself on here, but where's your faggot glasses at bonu?
6 years ago
In my room, why? Should I be wearing them at all times my face is on mucho?
6 years ago
Yes, consider it to be the opposite of the scarlet A.
6 years ago
You look like you have Parkinson's.
6 years ago
That's what I said after the first video. He sure is a twitchy little fucker.
6 years ago
Was that your charlie sheen impression at the end there?
6 years ago
i hate sequels
6 years ago
i can't help but notice that none of these pizza rolls were "verified" i.e. we didn't see all sides of the pr to make sure the filling wasn't removed.
4 years ago
but no one has done that yet....
4 years ago
having just prepared mine, i see now that it would be quite difficult to do that...but not impossible.
4 years ago
looks like I'm gonna have to take this record.
4 years ago
do it
4 years ago
protip: bake in a slow oven on warm
4 years ago
If I eat 90 microwaved in 5 minutes one of you fuckers better buy me lifetime pro.
4 years ago
if you eat 90 nuked i'll buy you pro.....
but you should aim for like 35 in a low oven
4 years ago
Why's that?
4 years ago
.....test run both
4 years ago
I like them out of the oven more, but this apartment has an electric oven and it fucking sucks.
4 years ago
put it on warm and let them sit in there til golden brown
4 years ago
to bake the outer layers is better than to just let them come to room temp
and nuking is a bad idea
4 years ago
You don't understand. It just shuts off. I can only use the stove part of it. The oven is fucked. I feel like I can easily beat 30 in two minutes. Next time I go to the store I'll get a 60 bag
4 years ago
lol you fucking faggot
4 years ago
I RULE YOU BITCH
4 years ago
#TeamBono
4 years ago
>implying they sell 60 pieces
4 years ago
FREE ZEKE!
4 years ago
ab-off
4 years ago
cart before the horse
4 years ago
Meat is meat.
4 years ago
How exactly did you molest bono, hipcrime?

Please provide details of exactly what you did.

Feel free to ignore this comment, but you should suspect that, anytime I see you commenting, I will likely ask you exactly the same question, but perhaps in a variety of very graphic ways.
4 months ago
i molested him by not making any kind of unwanted sexual advance
4 months ago
i suspect he was into that shit (rape fantasy) but theres only one way to tell - which is illegal
4 months ago
not that i like humoring you but i know for a fact you will repeat yourself as many times as your autism mandates
4 months ago
fucking Barret
4 months ago
Rip this guy. So sad he decided to off himself. We coulda been buddies.
4 months ago
you still can
4 months ago
haha?
4 months ago
you still think uncle faggot is bono?
4 months ago
dont really care anymore - so far he's not nearly as obnoxious, so there's that at least
4 months ago
ive done everything short of dox his family and dig up his grave

i could give nary a shite what possum thinks, mucho would be better without him anyway
4 months ago
VERY sweet sentiments by md
4 months ago
it's really a tremendous shame he thought suicide was his only option. Yeah he was a dick on here occasionally, but man, if I only knew that he was contemplating suicide man... I liked the guy. Such a shame.
4 months ago
death is a non event

dont be sad
4 months ago
I'm sad for him, what he missed out on, and for myself, because he was a decent person.
4 months ago
so what are you on right now
4 months ago
because i get very calm and wistful when i take a fistful
4 months ago
I'm just having some bud

I drink to Tyler
4 months ago
Fucker was only a young lad
4 months ago
so are you trolling, or is this the same open mindedness that gets you incels as bffs
4 months ago
I guess the latter. I ain't a troll mate.
4 months ago
Look at 'im. He's just a little boy who browses 4chan. How silly of me to assume otherwise.
4 months ago
excuse me, he died for 6 years or so and I'm still very sensitive about it
4 months ago
I wish.
4 months ago
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