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by Get_on_up

submitted October 10th 2011

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Zeke has been drinking again.
6 years ago
This comment wasn't related to the video, btw.
6 years ago
How long did he stay dry?
6 years ago
This is funny to me, because Zeke drank all of his beer the day he quit, as an emphatic end to his unhealthy lifestyle. He swore that the very next day he'd go cold turkey.

No one thought this was a particularly bright way to go about quitting, because there was always a chance he'd have one moment of weakness, and make a bad decision, but he didn't... he made a bunch of them in a row! He started with NO beer...

Which means that in order to get drunk today (he's had 8 beers tonight as of the posting of this comment) he had to [deliberately] go outside, go to the store, pick out the beer, take out his wallet, and pay money for beer. Then go home thinking about how sober he's been for the last 6 days, and subsequently try to drown out that thought with, you guessed it, beer. And cigarettes, too.

Oh Zeke.
6 years ago
how do I get in chat? It was blocked for some reason this whole time..
6 years ago
bottom right hand corner.
6 years ago
he claimed to still be on the wagon last week...when pressed for a response he said he was sticking to Just Beer And Cigarettes...
...then, Arglebargle the Fourth, or someone else
6 years ago
okay, addy?
6 years ago
You aren't missing much. Zeke saying things like:

"I don't know why I like you Bono."
"I'd destroy you IRL"
"are you male or female?"

and my favorite

"so.... tool on me for being emo..."
6 years ago
addy? nigga, you using a client?

That shit's gay, just use site chat for now.
6 years ago
xzekiel_:

"I burned mysel, and you can equate it to emo cuttting"

We just need to save every fucking chat transcript Zeke has been a part of.
6 years ago
"Crying is cathartic"

good fucking lord!!
6 years ago
poor zeke :)
6 years ago
"Japanese Goldfish Porn" I like pervspy.
6 years ago
a plug for an old hippie satire of an even older stupid trilogy incoming...
6 years ago
Bored Of The Rings - Harvard Lampoon...
6 years ago
*signs off now... watching the Ken Burns PBS documentary aboot Prohibition...episode 1: "A Nation Of Drunkards"
the guy has his biases and axes to grind - but still, his history is accurate...

interesting stuff
6 years ago
I wasn't evan here. Bono just rides my nuts. Fuck off Bono btw, i'm done with your stupid shit.
6 years ago
I tried to like you, really did Bono.
6 years ago
...who the fuck cares what the fuck zeke does...


fags
6 years ago
Dush, welcome to my "faggot bullshit" list. I'm gonna make your life helll unless you apologize. Be considerate douchebag.
6 years ago
w
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6 years ago
chance 2..........say you didn't mean it
6 years ago
be considerate of what, the fact that bono acts like some faggot running his mouth about whether or not you are drinking, WHO THE FUCK CARES, arent you a goddamned adult zeke, I do believe you can do whatever THE FUCK YOU WANT without FAGGOTS making jabs about it on the GODDAMN INTERNET!
6 years ago
oh i see, you thought i was talking to you, my bad... :)
6 years ago
you better be go damned happy I'm partial to you.
6 years ago
I sowee :P
6 years ago
you're so god damned fortunate.
6 years ago
Are you guys going to take turns sucking each others cocks now? Or 69?
6 years ago
They will 69, of course.


Who the fuck has the time to write a dissertation on someone falling off the wagon? Moreover, since when is anyone the morality police here. Fuck off.
6 years ago
Muahahaha
6 years ago
If only they lost their shoes.....
6 years ago
KTFO
6 years ago
recover password
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