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WHEN TURKEY ATTACK!!

Clearly they know their Canadian cousins are being murdered right now for Thanksgiving and are striking back! SACRAMENTO, CA -- After hearing neighbors' stories of wild turkeys chasing down joggers and other residents in an Arden- area neighborhood, News10 producer Duffy Kelly went out for a firsthand look.

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by yak

submitted October 9th 2011

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i have a good method to protect yourself from turkey
kick it in the face
6 years ago
careful. they might throw a döner at you in return.
6 years ago
Get some of those turkey decapitator arrows.
6 years ago
lol@romeo
6 years ago
A peck from a turkey probably stings a bit, but the talons they have on their legs are what you want to worry about. They'll slice you wide open. And when they attack, they jump up at you.
6 years ago
I allways wanted to be attacked by a turkey, goose or chicken. It would be a perfect excuse to break its neck and take it home for dinner.
6 years ago
Its Cujo!
6 years ago
She sounds cute, I think I would chase her down the street gobbling too.
6 years ago
Turkeys apparently can fly 55mph. I call bullshit
6 years ago
i dod nkow that they can fly fast in short bursts
6 years ago
* do know
6 years ago
Wild turkeys are different than domestic durbish. Domestic ones are too fat to fly really wild ones have to like ya know do wild things and such like flying fast
6 years ago
they cant fly very ver
6 years ago
anything flying is fast...... thats kind of you know... how flying works...
aerodynamics and all..
6 years ago
except humming birds but there more like helicopters..
6 years ago
Domestic turkeys don't really fly though they kind like jump/glide
6 years ago
forgot to say what i was going to say ive raised wild turkeys. They like to get to the top of really high trees and then they can glide for along ways on the way down but they dont really fly more of a flutter.. At least ive never seen one truly fly but i never kept one over a year so who knows if they'd eventually learn.
6 years ago
how was your thanksgiving supper conky?
i ate raw chicken
6 years ago
good we cooked a chicken, had screaming kids, your dad fell asleep, and your mom did the usual i am to sick to eat anything.. over all the usual.
6 years ago
How do you "raise" wild turkeys??
6 years ago
haha that my local news no joke
6 years ago
this shit is hilarious
6 years ago
Just ask yourself,
What Would Toolman Do?
WWTD
6 years ago
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