points: 12

WOULD YOU HIT IT?

if you knew she was worth $ 5 billion

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by thatdude420

submitted October 6th 2011

59 comments
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WOULD YOU HIT IT?
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comments (59)
not a fucking chance
6 years ago
not even for a billion dollars ? come on i am pretty sure you have done worst
6 years ago
id hit it for a million
6 years ago
you never know, that pussy might be tight. just a few drops of astroglide and tear it up
6 years ago
who says she's giving you a billion dollars to hit it? Most likely you're hitting it day in and day out and just hoping some day she'll give you a billion. That's a big risk
6 years ago
thats why you go for broke " hitting it " and pray that she kicks the bucked mid fuck
6 years ago
Shit, I'd probably fuck her for a full tank of gas.
6 years ago
no teeth thats all im saying
6 years ago
looks like the wheelchair dude Dr. Lecter horribly disfigured and paralyzed in Hannibal
6 years ago
She's that spannish countess or something right ? I'de hit it for a lot less, that's for sure. People always go, not for a million blha blah, You would be amazed what you would do for money. I know I would hit that butffugly thing for a million dollars, like that's ever gonna happen ... And a lot of people would if they had the chance.
6 years ago
yea she is a 85-year-old Spanish duchess and that dude in the pic with her is her civil servant 25 years her junior. they got married on Wednesday.
6 years ago
NO FUCKING Wa--....billion?
6 years ago
lol what happened to the other pic you looked so distinguished in it.
6 years ago
she looks like that lion lady, only older and more deflated
6 years ago
I'd like to see a clip of the "dance" in frame 1
6 years ago
probably looks similar to johnny depps 'dance' in alice
6 years ago
i'd do her and the guy holding her arm in front of my parents on camera, with my wife holding my pants. oh and while staring deeply into yaks eyes.
6 years ago
no mention of the money.....hmm.....
6 years ago
anyone think this is ron pearlman's mom?
6 years ago
totally :(
6 years ago
i like how it looks like its shambling in the first frame and everyone is clapping hoping to be put into its will
6 years ago
poodle headed baboon cunt. just disgusting.
6 years ago
dont you be dissing Charo, db
6 years ago
ill boot this bitch in the face.
6 years ago
if i got half when she died, i'd give her a fucking stroke and heartattack at the same time from hitting it so hard and over and over.
6 years ago
I'd hit it for a Baconator with cheese. The cheese is non-negotiable.
6 years ago
i bet they had to evict the dust bunnies from her cunt before the wedding night.
6 years ago
that mummified vagina would probably turn into dust if you touch it. gonna have to marinate it for a few days
6 years ago
old vag marinade - 1 part vagasil, two parts summers eve douche and 8 parts jack daniels - seal, mix and soak in the fridge until vag is tender...
6 years ago
1. hit it
2. take billions
3. go to mucho, watch a pink sock vid.
4. smile cuz the memory's erased.
6 years ago
see if I reply to this, it fucks up your "continuation"
Get it?
6 years ago
or "continuence" which should be continuance
6 years ago
but I'm just spamming now to fuck up your "continuence" irregardless
6 years ago
Oj?
6 years ago
can i play
6 years ago
sure
6 years ago
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
6 years ago
think u blew his tiny mind zeke
6 years ago
Happy Birthday btw Treyster. Welcome.
6 years ago
thank you for the insight. it wouldn't have mattered if i put 5. here in a reply cuz douchemas maximus would've given me shit anyways. fucked either way.
6 years ago
Putting 5 here would have been the right thing to do.
6 years ago
thanks zeke.
6 years ago
don't mention it
6 years ago
^white knight
6 years ago
5. I'm rich bitch!!!!!
6 years ago
6.reply fail
6 years ago
not a reply jrob, a continuence. you could refer to it as a "click" fail, but a reply fail would've been if i actually replied to myself. i actually clicked "comment" early, thus the "click" fail. nevertheless a fail, i'd just appreciate an accurate calling out.
6 years ago
definitly a reply fail
6 years ago
oh yeah, your "6. reply fail" was a reply fail. thanks for the enlightening. sorry i doubted you.
6 years ago
are you retarded or something?
6 years ago
are you serious? you fuck up and you ask me if i'm retarded because you lack the decency to admit you were wrong. go fuck yourself douche.
6 years ago
Obviously someone doesn't know what 'reply fail' means. Want to take a guess?
6 years ago
so im gonna assume yes.....retarded
6 years ago
See boys and girls, lurk time actually DOES count for shit.
6 years ago
may not count but it can be helpful
6 years ago
and i'll assume yes.....douche!
6 years ago
cheeky, U MAD BRO
6 years ago
Yes i'd hit it..with a hammer.
6 years ago
with a sledge hammer and then with a cement truck
6 years ago
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