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No such thing as a good Canadian

I've heard there are some Canadians here!

politics

by whirlingdurbish

submitted October 6th 2011

9 comments
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Song starts at 1:50 if you wanna skip the talking.
6 years ago
Song starts with 'S'... I'll let you guess what else starts with 'S'... It's Satan!
6 years ago
catchy song
6 years ago
Canadians are helpful, Canadians are kind
Canadians are what the heck have you all lost your minds
Canadians are wicked and theyre filled with treachery
And if you dont believe me then youd best listen to me

(Because) Theres no such thing as a good Canadian
A good Canadian, a good Canadian
Because Theres no such thing as a good Canadian
If they was, they wouldnt live there

They got the National Healthcare its such a dirty trick
Theyll help you just as soon as Josef Stalin says your sick
They say its twice as cheap and takes half as much the time
But unlike the United States it does not make a dime

(Because) Theres no such thing as a good Canadian
A good Canadian, a good Canadian
Because Theres no such thing as a good Canadian
If they was, they wouldnt live there

You say you want homos to marry just because you think its fair
It aint gonna happen here, you better move there
You say that all of Gods rules are really meant to crush ya
Well, you and your Canuck friends can just move right back to Russia

While they might not eat babies they are not too far off
Theyll euthanize your grandma just because she has a cough
So stay away from Canada and youll be doing well
But if you go youll see the Numa Numa guy in Hell
6 years ago
Right up there with Johnny Rebel.
6 years ago
"They say its twice as cheap and takes half as much the time
But unlike the United States it does not make a dime"

To be fair healthcare shouldn't be for profit because I mean just look at how well that's worked in the US. And if you think US has the best healthcare, then why does the WHO rank them 37th in the world
6 years ago
cues up "I Like Chinese" now
6 years ago
When I think US healthcare I think pill industry rather than cure. If they cured people quickly, they don't make as much money. Keep them hooked on pills however... I guess I'm trying to say that healthcare and capitalism don't mix.
6 years ago
This guy's hilarious, btw. He answers all his troll victims with more trolling :))
6 years ago
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