points: 22

Lord Queso Pizza Roll Challenge

Challenge Achieved: Destroyed 22 pizza rolls in 2 minutes

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by L0RD_QU3S0

submitted October 6th 2011

235 comments
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Bono got beat
6 years ago
alright, later
6 years ago
=O
6 years ago
sorry it took forever, but it got done.
6 years ago
Hell I even snacked on the remainder 18 while I was having trouble loading this up
6 years ago
that is not surprising
6 years ago
After I ate my 20 I split the remaining 20 with my dad. Any worthy eater can eat a whole bag... the only issue is time.

Zeke, give us your best.
6 years ago
so you do live with your parents....
6 years ago
were they too hot?
6 years ago
That isn't a secret Zeke. I go to community college, fulltime student.
6 years ago
@ Bono: Agreed. Zeke lets see what you got
6 years ago
You want me to "prove myself" by cramming shitty food down my gullet? I think I'll pass.
I did not know that Bono, and did not know that you had admitted it. That's all I really wanted.
6 years ago
Dude. It's a pizza roll challenge. We just wanna see how much you can do.
6 years ago
C'MAAAAN
6 years ago
Took them right outta the microwave to my friend's backyard so if I did have to puke, it'll be on the grass
6 years ago
If you noticed, I wrote with sharpie on my left arm Muchosucko, dated it for a quick intro before the video. Unfortunately, my friend that was filming didn't record that part and I completely forgot to redo it.
6 years ago
zeke you've admitted multiple times that you live w/ your mom? and you're older than bono. so make a bunch of excuses then give up and drink something
6 years ago
...Zeke lives with his mom?
6 years ago
You must be confusing me with someone else. I live in a shitty apartment, not with my mother.
6 years ago
i think maybe dushan or something. my bad
6 years ago
Dush I'd believe.
6 years ago
And I wouldn't knock anyone for their living situation, only for lying about it, which I thought Bono had.
6 years ago
Incredible performance Queso... but records were made to be broken.
6 years ago
This can be a continuing series sir. Word to the wise, don't drink soda. just water
6 years ago
Its a cholo,No wait its a Chuco,No,Wait Its Super Beaner ! lol
6 years ago
cow brains you pussies
6 years ago
and for the umpteenth time it's moocho
6 years ago
mooooo, like a fucking cow. dammit, whats so fucking hard about that?
6 years ago
Nah, you guys say it wrongly.
6 years ago
OJ is always right, even when he is wrong
6 years ago
mucho-sucko sounds better cause it rhymes. moocho sucko is le'gay
6 years ago
Jesus fucking christ this site is full if complete fucking morons. Mucho is an actual word, much-o is a product if you goddamned ignorance and stupidity. If you can't say it right then do the world a favor and kill yourself immediately
6 years ago
*of your
6 years ago
1- you look exactly like i expected you'd look :)
2 - maybe the way to go is to just swallow them w/o chewing?
3 - (no homo)
6 years ago
1) yup
2) to swallow them whole hot was like having lava poured down the gullet
3) no homo
6 years ago
Um i dont get it, you are just eating delicious food. Is this supposed to make us jealous? all that you accomplished is havbing to make another trip to the store before the Tiger/Yankees game tomorrow
6 years ago
It started with this fat piece of shit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc
Bono brought it to Mucho thinking it was something original.....
6 years ago
no durbish submitted that originally
6 years ago
I saw it on Tosh.O
6 years ago
I OFFICIALLY CHALLEGE YOU TO AN EAT OFF, name the food and i will eat it faster than you
6 years ago
Big black cock
6 years ago
goat dick
6 years ago
Aids infested asshole
6 years ago
lutefisk
6 years ago
feel free to join the pizza roll challenge.. current mucho members record is 22... which i cant believe someone cant beat
6 years ago
I'm going to blend up a hundred of them and put you all to shame.
6 years ago
Against the rules.

I'm gonna microwave up 25 and eat them in 2 minutes just to fuck with you Queso.
6 years ago
What rules?
6 years ago
Oh my God, drum, seriously.

The pizza rolls must be whole and not soaked in liquid. Blender = cheating.
6 years ago
Blender = smart
6 years ago
It makes sense that zeke would rather drink something.
6 years ago
I never saw any 'rules' The challenge is to eat 40 in under 2 minutes
6 years ago
Eat. Not drink.
6 years ago
*eat*
6 years ago
dammit boner
6 years ago
do you have to eat them one at a time or cram it down my gullet? also is dunking allowed? Ive already won two eating competitions i eat 15 pancakes in under 3 minutes i got this
6 years ago
You can eat them any number at a time. No dunking. If the pizza roll comes in contact with liquid it has to be while it's in your mouth.

6 years ago
And that's fucking amazing.
6 years ago
thank you, i chugged my water pitcher after to prove my dominance. Surprisingly the ladies weren't that impressed. O well i got smoked down heavy and it helped my fraternity. we were the degenerates on campus. Oh btw im sure there is no rule on performance enhancers.. correct?
6 years ago
right, get high if you want. Personally I think the hindrance of euphoria is NOT worth the boost of the munchies.
6 years ago
where the fuck are all these rules coming from? Shit it's eat as many as you can in 2 minutes. It's not even that fucking hard. I could probably jam like 10 in my mouth at once.
6 years ago
I found it harder to eat fast.
6 years ago
drumrave is right, ill eat 5 at a time. thats allowed right?
6 years ago
The rules are pretty simple. Don't dip them in liquid, don't cut them up, swallow the shit, and don't puke.
6 years ago
Bono is not making anymore fucking 'rules' when there were none to being with. The only point to this challenge is to eat as many as you can in under 2 minutes, because even the fatass mouth breather in the first video could only do 31. The mucho record for the moment is 22. Do what ever you need to do to eat as many in 2 minutes
6 years ago
You have to find a number that works for you. I like to go by twos. You have to weigh chewing speed vs mouth capacity, and get a feel for it.

My first video was my first ever attempt, and in practice runs I've definitely become more comfortable. Drums, it always looks easy from the outside... but damn it's surprisingly hard.
6 years ago
you're weak and anemic. I'm strong like bull
6 years ago
post a challenge.
6 years ago
^ like trying to fuck a stripper?
6 years ago
bono how are you giving advice... queso beat you.. you are currently in last
6 years ago
Currently yak, you don't even have the participation trophy.
6 years ago
"strong like a bull" = "fat like heifer"
6 years ago
btw i was referring to bonos post about how it looks easy from the outside but surprisingly hard, you motherfuckers post to fast though
6 years ago
Bono is used to 'surprisingly hard' things, so he has an edge.
6 years ago
Until you post a video challenge, everything you say to me just sounds like the fluttering lips of a 5 year old's vagina.
6 years ago
I wasn't talking to you though :/
6 years ago
since myself and Bono are the only ones to actually do this challenge I say we both make the rules to this version of the pizza roll challenge.
6 years ago
seethreepeeoh, f5 and recent comments are a staple to the mucho game
6 years ago
I say since Bono took after the fatass on youtube you consult him for the rules and you Queso can just fuck right off.
6 years ago
Nigga the rules iz already in place. They have to enter your mouth whole, that's pretty much it.

2 minutes = how much can you swallow?

(no homo)
6 years ago
no because neither of you had rules so you can't make rules for any new entry.
6 years ago
I had rules bitch.
6 years ago
The rules are pretty much the same as with any professional eating contest
6 years ago
I like what you were saying before, here's some ideas for rules:
1) EAT as many pizza rolls as you can in a 2 minute time frame
2) One continuous video without any crappy "movie magic" cinematic shenanigans.
3) No dipping, dunking, altering the original food.
4) Partaking in any outside activities beforehand is allowed.
5) If a female participates, you must flash tits.
6) Post your results despite failing
7) If your going to throw up THE VIDEO HAS TO KEEP RUNNING & post in the description a form of +1 team puke.

Would anybody else like to add to these rules for future competitions?
6 years ago
Btw im happy to finally be a member! ive been going on the site daily for about 3 years, i was sad when it shut down. waited what felt like an eternity for its comeback. thankgod i have something to distract me from doing homework again :)
6 years ago
How the fuck is 1 a rule?
6 years ago
drum, i think we're starting something new here
6 years ago
Zeke, #1 = emphasis on eat - no blenders.
6 years ago
Queso those rules are pretty fucking solid to me.
6 years ago
Then it should be masticate.
6 years ago
hey zeke, you haven't submitted anything, This doesn't concern you. You may go now, good day
6 years ago
Masticate my balls, dicknugget.
6 years ago
then we're in agreement Bono. May the really idiotic and moronic competitions commence.
6 years ago
Hey queso, you're arguing about stuffing your fat face with pizza rolls on a website dedicated to fucked up shit. I hope you make your mom proud. Good day.
6 years ago
Do you realize what masticate means Bono?
6 years ago
Hey Zeke, you're on this site too and use it to talk about how and why you cry and drink.

I hope your mom aborts you.
6 years ago
And I know what masticate means. Why are my balls not being masticated?
6 years ago
oh wow, you actually stopped your non-nonsensical ranting. Your exclusive nigger faggot training is showing prominence. Go fetch my paper... boy
6 years ago
masticate means chew....Queso isn't worth responding to.
6 years ago
Oh my god really? MASTICATE MEANS TO CHEW? I NEVER KNEW THAT.
6 years ago
How do you feel about replying to MY comment Zeke, about your crying and drinking?
6 years ago
I believe it. Since you're telling me to chew up your testicles.......
6 years ago
non-nonsensical? thats a double negative, in America we don't use those. but its a nice try for a wetback
6 years ago
He means I make perfect sense.
6 years ago
Yet your mouth is not on my testicles.
6 years ago
Shut up fags. You talk too much.
6 years ago
I actually had stfu, until you came in and gayed the whole place up.
6 years ago
yea, this has gone on long enough. I'm bored of this whiny bullshit. Goodnight all
6 years ago
Bless you Lord Queso.
6 years ago
night Bono
6 years ago
Balut.
6 years ago
i disagree with #5 unless it becomes something like "if female, flash tits... if male, flash penis".

gotta have equality, sorry
6 years ago
come now deja, Rule 5 doesn't exclusively pertain to said participant. Could be your bodacious ta-tas, could be a friend's, hell it could be a pic of a granny showing us what a real woman looks like.
6 years ago
see how I worded it?
6 years ago
if a female participates, there must be tits...... somewhere
6 years ago
not unless the guys have to show bits too... it's only fair in this day and age
6 years ago
Drum showed tit
6 years ago
would ripping them in half break the rules?
6 years ago
oh #3 nvm
6 years ago
if you want rule 5 changed or omitted solely on the basis of making things "fair" then offer an alternate option besides "guys show dick" unless the female population of mucho really want to see a bunch of fat internet nerds tiny penises
6 years ago
i second DW nobody wants to see real internet penises
6 years ago
why should there be an alternative? either guys show private parts or chicks don't have to. why do guys get an alternative option besides that, and chicks don't?

i don't really want to see mucho chicks breasts myself, but they're there... so i don't see how it should bother guys to have mucho guy penises everywhere.
6 years ago
getts cam ready*
6 years ago
dick or gtfo
6 years ago
lmao
6 years ago
The record is 31 in 2min from the fat fuck. Someone here must be able to beat that.
6 years ago
With training... anything is possible. I VOW TO CAPTURE THE RECORD.
6 years ago
Protip Bono--don't even nuke them, just let them thaw in the sun.
6 years ago
They'll get chewy if you microwave them.
6 years ago
are they apart of the mucho community? post the continuous video showing 31 in 2 minutes or stfu
6 years ago
if your talking about the fat fucker that's breathing heavily at the computer desk, that's well over 3 minutes.
6 years ago
If he's talking about that fat one that started it all, he is NOT a muchoer. And he didnt even do that good.
6 years ago
Yeah the first video that started all this. He did 31 in 2 min. From 22sec (when the first one enters his mouth) to 2:22, he has a total of 31 in his mouth. So far he holds the record. One muchoer out there must be able to beat that.
6 years ago
Having them in your mouth doesn't mean shit, it's how many you swallow.
6 years ago
So I've heard.
6 years ago
Do I need to post Furious Pete?
6 years ago
why the fuck hasnt anyone been smart enuff to cook them and let them get cold?
6 years ago
Actually, I was smart ENUFF to do it while they were lukewarm. I was just high so I couldn't focus for shit.
6 years ago
or you know, just thaw them.....
6 years ago
Furious Pig?
6 years ago
he's not really at all though
6 years ago
you know. after seeing you guys eat them i went out to walmart and bought some. theyre pretty good. they need a softer casing tho i ate the whole bag of 48 but i wasnt being timed i watched the whole phils game so it was like over a 3 hour period. i might try my had at the challenge too. as soon as i get my crown done. on my molar.
6 years ago
This pleases me.
6 years ago
@morph - :) about you having to get a crown
:) that it doesnt involve a root canal
...and yeah - an expanded MS pizza roll challenge might just be epic

ps - go Cards!
6 years ago
Morph getting a crown, he's the king of tokens everywhere
6 years ago
umm...what, drums?
6 years ago
morph is getting a gold tooth???
6 years ago
to accentuate his grill
6 years ago
well i already got the root canal. i gotta get the crown done next. so itll be a week or 2 when im sure its set properly before i go accepting this challenge.
6 years ago
aren't root canals just the bee's knees?
ive had five (so far) and each one just gets more funner
6 years ago
I'lll time you morph
6 years ago
I almost find myself willing to try and beat the record.

Then I remind myself that I like my intestines, and would prefer that they weren't mad at me.
6 years ago
To be honest I was expecting diarrhea when I did it. I took 2 antacid tablets (preemptively) and woke up the next morning feeling great.
6 years ago
^nicest guy on MS,,,even worries aboot his innards perception of da snerfster
6 years ago
I hope you're being sarcastic....
6 years ago
umm...dammit you interposting faggot weasel boner
6 years ago
Hey, don't go around insulting the nicest guy on Mucho.
6 years ago
*flounces off*
6 years ago
im much too poor to afford pizza rolls :(
6 years ago
the only asshole that would actually try this. *golf clap
6 years ago
I meant your comp faggot.
6 years ago
The fuck is wrong with you? A grown man doing some childish eating contest. This ain't highschool or a Bud Spencer movie. Downvote.
6 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V-2NKUlzns

Except grown men do it. As careers.
6 years ago
Oh yeah. And those dipshits doing it make it less childish or what? Maybe you have fun watching retarded guys get stuffed. I don't. So I downvote. Fuck off.
6 years ago
Okay, but promise to swallow the semen this time.
6 years ago
who can eat more old bay. Just straight old bay
6 years ago
Who makes these pizza rolls and can they be sourced in the UK?
6 years ago
Totinos. Dunno know funk
6 years ago
buying me some pizza rolls tonite you fags are going down
6 years ago
good luck rob
6 years ago
YOU CAN DO IT IF YOU TWY
6 years ago
^words of encouragement.
6 years ago
im gonna make sure im good and drunk when i do it
6 years ago
if somebody bests me, I'm willing to go the distance and try to recapture my title of Supreme fatass of the mucho community.
6 years ago
my name is LORD QUESO mother fucker. I take on all challengers
6 years ago
what the fuck is the name of that video with the kid anyway.. i shoulda saved it...
6 years ago
the belt will be mine queso
6 years ago
This site gets better everyday
6 years ago
remember to abide by the 7 rules, lol. jk have a blast sir
6 years ago
seven rules? inform me plz
6 years ago
about halfway through this post. 8 threads up, in between Bono getting high and Zeke complaining (like always) 7 rules to go by for the MS Pizza Roll Challenge.
6 years ago
k cool
6 years ago
....
5 years ago
.......
4 years ago
The only reason you faggots are winning is because I can't buy them here.
6 years ago
im sure there is something of similar shape and size u can buy over there
6 years ago
Do you think for 1 fucking minute that people wouldn't bitch if I beat the record with something different?

You clearly chose something that I couldn't compete with, so I'm just going to declaure myself then winner by default.
6 years ago
I'd attempt this if that was an option. Not even sure what a pizza roll is, looks like a lot like a soggy samosas.
6 years ago
they arent soggy.. well maybe if you microwave them... basically they are kinda like mini pizza pops but the 'crust' is slightly more crispy...
its just a mini pastry with stuff in it pretty much (in the case of some pizza sauce cheese and maybe pepperoni.. i think there are different kinds tho)
id be VERY surprised if you couldnt get something like this in the forzen foods section by the frozen fish sticks and fries and stuff.... very surprised
6 years ago
http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,231,155183-235207,00.html
could just make your own
6 years ago
We don't have them here, closest thing we have are mini springrolls.
6 years ago
its just a pastry roll.. its not like its fucking rocket appliances
6 years ago
http://store.makro.co.uk/p-23559-jus-rol-pizza-puffs-50s.aspx
wow you guys are fucking useless...
found basically the exact same thing within how long of looking?
6 years ago
Funk and Jones: do you have a Pizza Hut in your area? just think of mini stuffed crusts with marinara sauce inside.
6 years ago
Never seen them before, I don't tend to buy frozen food, but will take a trip down the frozen isle next time I go food shopping.
6 years ago
Great yak, I'll book a plane to the UK right away.
And cheesy, no we don't have that many fastfood chains here, only in Copenhagen.
6 years ago
dont make me search for 30 seconds to find the equivalent there ;//
YOU ARE A BIG BOY YOU CAN FIND THEM JUST AS EASY!
6 years ago
I'm having a hard enough time preparing frozen pizzas in the micro every night yak, don't put this kind of pressure on me!
6 years ago
If I do it, I'm doing it in the smallest pair of boxers I own.
6 years ago
fake...no sign
6 years ago
Do over.
6 years ago
You're rather attractive.
6 years ago
* yak dramatic prairie dogs *

6 years ago
Alana and yak: This should get your clits sensitive

http://muchosucko.com/80651/Lord-Queso-Halloween-2010
6 years ago
is it wrong of me to get rock hard to my own picture?
5 years ago
still rock hard
5 years ago
This had to have constipated you terribly.
6 years ago
I just went through 18 pizza rolls in a minute and 12 seconds on a practice run.

Queso when I do this challenge SOBER, you're gonna get blown out of the water.
6 years ago
bring that shit on Bono
6 years ago
Nice job queso
6 years ago
that is really unhealthy, you should not smoke cigarettes
6 years ago
LISTEN TO ME QUESO YOU FAT FUCKING PRICK.

I AM GOING TO SHATTER YOUR GOD DAMN RECORD AND WHEN I REMEMBER TO PRESS "RECORD" NEXT TIME, THERE WILL BE VIDEO EVIDENCE OF IT.

YOU STUPID FAT CUNT I HATE YOU EAT SHIT MEXICUNT
6 years ago
so tell us how you really feel there bono.
6 years ago
As though I'm in a justified rage because I just beat his record, but empty because it's my own fault for not pressing record.
6 years ago
thankfully there will be another day another bag of pizza rolls and another chance to hit the record button :)
6 years ago
..I.. I... feel better...
6 years ago
Gross.
5 years ago
upvote-for pity immigration reasons
5 years ago
BOOOOOOOO
5 years ago
nice job noob
5 years ago
Fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
Queso should bring this back.
4 years ago
guy....comment more on sealbashers stuff
4 years ago
Find me an old good one of yours and I'll try to resurrect it.
4 years ago
That one is meh.
4 years ago
COMMENT ON IT YOU FUCKING JEW!!!!!!!
4 years ago
OK..GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!
4 years ago
* Sealbasher listen to wehrmacht music instead *
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVSFcJHVYpg
4 years ago
That was a pretty awesome youtube link though, saved to mp3.
4 years ago
ne need to, posted it already
4 years ago
Than why didn't you link your sub. That music goes well with the gif btw...
4 years ago
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