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kids watch Empire Strikes Back...

...for the first time

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by catastropheman

submitted October 4th 2011

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those are some cute kids right there.
6 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLZ815U-ZVI
Sorry Morph.
6 years ago
You'd think just one of these stupid fucks would think to have a pizza delivered first to test the waters. It would be great to see the delivery guy get confronted.
6 years ago
Cute kids does not = Want to fuck little kids.


teens on the other hand... :)
6 years ago
Nothing like The Empire Strikes Back for the first time.
6 years ago
no joke, my kids never got to feel the shock cause they got the story all screwed up with games and spin offs and watching the new ones before the old ones. if i ever have another kid im gonna keep them ignorant of the story so i can do this to them when they are old enough
6 years ago
The new ones are better than the old ones.

The old ones just jump from point to point, and the new ones story runs much smoother. Luke meets Han who is basically uninterested & the next minute they're best mates risking their life for each other. No.

I know a lot of people will disagree with that, but its only because you grew up with the old ones and you're biased - & wrong.
6 years ago
well, there is a lot of time between movies and even scenes where a lot of the characters relationship and development happens but goes untold
6 years ago
sounds like oranje hasnt actually watched them...
6 years ago
he should have watched them, in episodic order if he followed my advice, but i bet he was busy eating crisps and toasties and didn't pay close enough attention
6 years ago
The acting is just horrible in the new ones. It's pretty evident that Lucas was going through the motions and didn't really care about the production just to pump out money makers.
6 years ago
I've seen 'em all.
6 years ago
The acting was also better in the new ones. Natalie Portman is hot, too.
6 years ago
i just remembered, part of the story (between eps V and VI) is told in a book called Shadows of the Empire. so adding that to the list should help fill in some of the gaps
6 years ago
The second and third of the new ones were ok but you have to admit the first phanton menance one was an unforgiveable pile of shit. I didn't watch the second and third until about a decade later because that first one was so fucking bad.
6 years ago
there are literally dozens of books that take place between the movies and even during some of them in different areas of the galaxy at the same time. so the gaps are filled but only for us super dorks
6 years ago
Are you guys still talking about this shit? Fucking Trekkies...
6 years ago
some of us choose to fill our lives with things other than inebriants and cock sucking zeke
6 years ago
you're missing out
6 years ago
its cool to like the movies but these fuking nerds who obsess over the shit are gay losers
6 years ago
If you have to read books for a movie to make sense then the movie fucking sucks ass. It should stand alone. I don't want to do fucking homework in order to watch a fucking movie.
6 years ago
Yeah, reading books sucks.
6 years ago
the movies make perfect sense, OJ is just being his overcritical prick self

and yes, there are lots of books out there but only a very few of them contribute to the main story. the rest are spinoffs or back story or non canon
6 years ago
i can count on one hand the number of books i have read and three of them were the han solo trilogy. read really is worthless, if its not audio and/or visual then its not worth my time
6 years ago
reading*
6 years ago
I was being sarcastic......
6 years ago
dont care, i wasn't
6 years ago
books are for fags
6 years ago
thats the only reason wanko reads
6 years ago
mind-fuck
6 years ago
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