"I'll hold you up until help comes!"

You're not alone : http://www.roadtransport.com/blogs/big-lorry-blog/nigerians2.jpg

Female spotted hyenas have penises.
They give birth through them.

Alana thats gross

and Nigerians are badass

I thought it was all female hyenas? Actually enlarged clits and yeah, first pup tends to suffocate to death but eventually splits open her "penis" (meaning quicker birth and higher chance of living for pup #2).

Sex includes the boy hyena getting his penis inside her pseudo-penis. That's romance right there.

Now we need to find some videos of chicks with engorged clits