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A Joke Fo You

A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs . . . a green spot on the inside of each. "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse." The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back. A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots. The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy - - there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?" The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?" "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

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by toolman961

submitted September 27th 2011

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A Joke Fo You
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Hahahahahahahahaha
6 years ago
laughing at your own joke, fag

btw that bitch could use a molotov to the face, it would be an improvement
6 years ago
You better stand next to her then, you ugly son of a bitch.
5 years ago
gay. harley = attention whore
6 years ago
"I'm gonna go to the gym"
6 years ago
oh yeah, being healthy and driving something insanely fucking loud when there is something comparable and doesnt tell people a mile away you are coming is exactly the same.
6 years ago
pretty much.
6 years ago
I bet before a big lift you look around to see who is watching. I see that shit all the time.
6 years ago
yeah i fucking hate those jackasses too. i couldnt give a shit less what people think of me. im one of the smallest people at my gym but most of the others think they are "big" cos they are fat. its not about the weight, its form
6 years ago
well we know bono is a tiny little bitch who probably cant build muscle so hes just jelly
6 years ago
Well I am naturally lean. I actually do work out, not to define myself as an athlete but just to stay in good health. I can accept that Candi. You aren't a meathead, I take it back. <3
6 years ago
I laugh at the fuckers at the gym who lift tons of weight, but with shit form or don't go full range on a lift.
6 years ago
hey dude, loud pipes have saved my life more than a few times.... and i dont ride a harley....
6 years ago
wow Bono.. a new side of you.
6 years ago
IT"S A TRAP!
6 years ago
I can almost see my reflection in her lipstick.
6 years ago
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