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Crunch in Peace

Arch West, Inventor of Doritos; dead at 97.

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted September 27th 2011

25 comments
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Crunch in Peace
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If you've never had one of these, then you can tell me to fuck off. Also, now let loose the quips:
7 years ago
I havent had the taco flavor in ages.
7 years ago
fuck off.
7 years ago
The just brought back the taco flavor. They were always my favorite.
7 years ago
I tried them again JT, first time in a long time. Still the same, lol. I like the Chili ones myself.
7 years ago
salsa verde>taco
5 years ago
how exactly does one invent a nacho chip??
are you saying 100 years ago there werent tortillas?
7 years ago
well , in his defense , he did think to put powdered cheese , salt, partially hydrogenated tar oil , corn , cigarette butts ,and , flour in them . then , he deep fried them in the highest trans fat oil he could find ,and marketed it to fat kids
7 years ago
It was brilliant.
7 years ago
what the fuck are you talking about? someone had to invent the tortilla didnt they?

i dont know why religious people dont use food as an example of the existence of god. i mean shit, who the fuck would have thought of grinding wheat into flour and adding water to make bread? when you think about all the foods on earth it either makes you appreciate the inventiveness of our species or accept jesus
7 years ago
I invented the chipmunk, what a terrible idea that was.
7 years ago
lol
7 years ago
Perhaps the least mucho worthy post of the day.
7 years ago
You are far less muchoworthy. You creepy little shit, Why don't you go back to your hot box with dear or dad and get naked together you queen of all queens.
7 years ago
Furthermore you aren't worth the salt in Claude's piss.
7 years ago
I'm making a set of Mucho playing cards for fun, here is your special power:

Special: Don’t Stand Out (1)

Effect: Magawd is so boring, nobody notices him. He cannot be attacked until his 2nd turn in play.
7 years ago
Biting off of Jones now? Man are you a fucking failure.
7 years ago
Inspired by him, but rather different format. How are you?
7 years ago
I'm about to crawl into bed with my smokin hot fiance' , wake in the morning to go to my great job and think about what neighborhood we might like to move into so I'm great. How about you pillow biter?
7 years ago
Took too long to answer faggot, night night.
7 years ago
I'm about to crawl into bed with some sandwich crumbs and a cum stain, wake up in the morning to go to my community college and think about how I'd rather be playing Pokémon. So about the same as you I guess.
7 years ago
So what's the difference between these and mowing on taco shells?
7 years ago
these have cancer causing flavor dust on them
7 years ago
That's what makes them scrumpdillyicous.
7 years ago
A joint and a bag of Doritios were the best combo in the world.
7 years ago
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