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We Can Quote The Bible Too

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by fabsjr420

submitted September 27th 2011

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We Can Quote The Bible Too
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so what these people are trying to say is that christianity is bullshit?
6 years ago
I've seen this sign before at the gay marriage protests carried by the supporters. The Bible really does say some crazy shit.
6 years ago
it also says you can keep a slave and any children the slave has you get to keep.. the woman you also get to keep but the men you have to release in 7 years time.
6 years ago
I always like to ask the people yelling biblical stuff if they eat ham on easter and bacon on their hamburger, and whip out the entire book of dietary rules that their god said they have to follow. I used to know those passages, but gave up trying to remembering.
6 years ago
How about the other one in Deuteronomy about if a man is fighting another man and his wife comes to rescue her husband and grabs the other man's cock and balls to stop the fight and save her husband then her hand must be cut off have no pity on her
5 years ago
wow - speak of the undead
5 years ago
Deuteronomy 23:01 a man whose testicles have been crushed or whose penis has been cut off may not join the assembly of the lord
5 years ago
Deuteronomy 21:15 a man might have two wives and love one but not the other
5 years ago
balaam and the ass is a great story from the pentatauch
5 years ago
Jesus, The Missing Years
5 years ago
there are plenty of stories about that...the lost books of the bible have stories of a young jesus bringing sparrows back to life to amuse his friends and killing then resurrecting another playmate.
5 years ago
i prefer the John Prine version
5 years ago
seeing as how most of the bible is made up anyway...
5 years ago
made up like tijuana
5 years ago
Charlie bought some popcorn....
5 years ago
thats the condensed version
6 years ago
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6 years ago
I don't. Nothing wrong with a slut
6 years ago
Exodus 35:2 For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death.
6 years ago
Ephesians 6:5 "Slaves, obey your human masters with fear and trembling, in the sincerity of your heart, as to Christ."
6 years ago
dang!..can't work on Sundays?!..well, there goes my double tyme...
5 years ago
2 Kings 2:23-24 "Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number."
6 years ago
I like the part in Judges where a drunk mob demanded a mans concubine and he turned her over to them. After gang raping and beating her she crawled to back to her masters doorstep and he cut her into 12 pieces.
5 years ago
But did he put her in a bag?
5 years ago
Burlap not plastic.
5 years ago
The Muslims are very concerned about global warming.
5 years ago
Sodom: killed because they allowed homosexuality? Nope: killed because a bunch of people (men and women) were going to gang-rape Lot's guests.

Rules of hospitality were taken seriously, back then.
5 years ago
Nothing like some good old bible verses to warm the heart.
5 years ago
These are the craziest parts, but there is nothing in the bible that makes any sense.
5 years ago
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