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Mucho Drinking Cards #1

Concept idea. Basically active cards can be saved and played when it's your turn, while status and instant cards are put into effect the moment they are picked up.

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by Jones

submitted September 26th 2011

104 comments
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Mucho Drinking Cards #1
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Feel free to write any suggestions you might have for other cards, since we'll need as many as we can possibly get to make this a fun drinking game.
6 years ago
Pudding: Post absolutely inane bullshit, target player loses a turn.
6 years ago
what's "inane"
6 years ago
Silly, absurd, ridiculous, idiotic, pointless.

Basically anything that is random yet somehow still boring.
6 years ago
^that
6 years ago
Your education.
6 years ago
Bono's google usage
6 years ago
Candi has been on a streak lately. Candi, how are you?
6 years ago
obviously, mine... "the resignation"... whoever gets it pretty much has to drink until they're out... hehehe
6 years ago
Well there's NG
6 years ago
God dammit, forgot to change the Instant icon on 'Smerf's Tongue', if I upload a fixed version, could this get deleted?
6 years ago
just leave this one , it does get the message across
6 years ago
while your fixing things, is "stumbles" misspelled on whunus card?
6 years ago
:/
6 years ago
Stoopid boy
6 years ago
i was just trying to be helpful...
6 years ago
so this is like a combination of Top Trumps and one of those dumb drinking games that students play ?
6 years ago
xzek: Quit the game and go and drink the rest of your alcohol alone.
6 years ago
^yes
6 years ago
What, no kilt reference?
6 years ago
smerf is always looking for an excuse to show his butt to people
6 years ago
My butt? Oh fuck that. You people would get cock and balls AND LIKE IT.
6 years ago
Haha
6 years ago
Ewww!
6 years ago
bono & jslob: applies the same effect of the last card played, and every other player gets to throw their drink on you for being a fucking loser reposter
6 years ago
I've had maybe 2 reposts in my life, actually.
6 years ago
there does need to be a "repost" card though
6 years ago
I would agree with that.
6 years ago
but whos name should be on the repost and meltdown cards?
6 years ago
Jrob or Dush. I think Jrob moreso, because Dush posts shit but it's original mostly.
6 years ago
I think Dush gets the Capslock card where you have to drink and then yell when you talk for the next couple of rounds.. Bono has the STFU card where the player has to drink if they talk for some rounds.
6 years ago
How many of these are you planning to make?
6 years ago
Thousands
6 years ago
What the hell would plantshits card be?
6 years ago
"Meth Addict's Nightmare" - reverses order in which turns are taken.
6 years ago
The Yak should be a holographic.
6 years ago
And Whunu is a Rare card.
6 years ago
I can't wait to see what you put out there for some of the wackos around here.
6 years ago
I thought this was going to be a more simple game akin to 'ring of fire' rules and such. This looks more like MTG.
6 years ago
good point, complicated gaming and drinking dont mix
6 years ago
In such case there should be a 'meltdown' card
6 years ago
Ring of fire? Fucking people and their goofy ass names for drinking games.
6 years ago
Oh yeah it goes by many different names this is the one I know it by. I guess I could have just called it "that one drinking game where everyone sits around the cards which are in the shape of a circle and one by one you draw cards and depending on which one you get you either take a drink, make someone else take a drink or perform some kind of question or task til someone drinks." Yeah seriously who the fuck needs names for things? Fuck off.
6 years ago
We called it King's Cup: put a cup in the middle. Draw a king, pour some of your beer in the cup. Whoever draws the last king has to drink it.
6 years ago
That was pretty cool jones. even though i dont drink much i would seriously buy a deck of these cards
6 years ago
this is supposed to play like magic?
if so players should be considered monsters, and other 'actions' should be considered instant casts/interrupts
also players should have types...
zombee - camwhore */* (player health/strength equal the number of players in the game)
once in play every round zombee is active add a 'cut' token. when 10 cut tokens are in play card disappears from game from ever. (does not go into discard pile)

repost: instant
player may search through discard pile for any card and place it in his or her deck.
6 years ago
NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDD
6 years ago
Discard pile = graveyard mmmmk.
6 years ago
STFU - instant/interrupt
enemy players turn instantly ends.
6 years ago
Whammy = ?
6 years ago
Whammy could be pass a bad card to an enemy
6 years ago
Magic is too fucking complicated :(
6 years ago
magic is str8 ive got into a fist fight over the rules
6 years ago
I picture ineffective flailing while desperately trying to protect your fact.
6 years ago
Figures you faggots would much rather play magic than drink.
6 years ago
*waves hand...not MEEEE
6 years ago
Nor me. I think I may have played Magic a few times. When I was TWELVE.
6 years ago
...Maybe 13? How old are kids in the 8th grade?
6 years ago
23
6 years ago
speaking of which - where's Alec been lately?
6 years ago
DRS finally found him... RIP Alec
6 years ago
Died at the ripe age of 23 on the 2nd august 2011, may he rest in peace.
6 years ago
I'm seeing all these ideas pop up and think this game could actually work like Yu-Gi-Oh
6 years ago
Toolman would have the highest offense of course.
6 years ago
...You play YuGiOh?
6 years ago
the original cartoon was pretty awesome, but then they got commercial and it sucked, just like pokemon
6 years ago
Yeah, the toolman card needs to add something epic to the arsenal
6 years ago
When I was young I did watch it. Can't blame me for being 12.
6 years ago
wheres my card? i mean shit its the RACE CARD! or foot or cartoon or jailbait.
6 years ago
The player pulls out the race card, automatically forcing other players to cower.
6 years ago
If you get the jailbait card then you lose a turn
6 years ago
more like the player pulls out the race card, automatically forcing other players to call them a racial slur, anyone who repeats another players slur has to drink
6 years ago
So when's #2 comin'?
6 years ago
I think these would make great buttons.
6 years ago
this could almost work as a magic game with a bit more fleshing out..
mucho the gathering
youd have 4 elements: piss, shit, pus, vomit
6 years ago
Maybe instead of piss, it should be the 'pro' element?
6 years ago
the Dik card - must take one drink for each MSer currently in chat
6 years ago
the Dik card - must sit idle for 6 turns before activating special ability
6 years ago
the jaimee card - can only be used as a defense against the Dik card, but also forces Fugs and all other brits to drink
6 years ago
dik card, can only be played in 2010, becomes forgettable.
6 years ago
the dik card could be the forgotten muchoer card, you get that card you have to leave the game
6 years ago
..but you can't go and sit next to the guy with the xzek card. You must sit and wallow alone.
6 years ago
you must ask every player when its your turn 'we good?' until they answer with yes, every time you ask and they dont answer you have to drink... every time they answer with no, you have to tell them that you have no qualms with them and drink...
6 years ago
Jesus Christ Jones get a life!
6 years ago
*jones has a sad now*
6 years ago
Poochies life consists of telling everyone on mucho they need to get a life
6 years ago
its quite ironic isnt it
6 years ago
What would my card be like?
6 years ago
i think it would just be part of the 'faggot' card with pictures of the various faggots on the site
6 years ago
no
6 years ago
it'd be like a fatass card
6 years ago
if you get the fatass card you have to take three drinks, strip down to your underwear, and do this:
http://muchosucko.com/61945/drumanuma
6 years ago
no
6 years ago
Drumrave - special ability: Eat. Much like the even horizon of a black hole, nothing can escape Drumrave's appetite, not even intangible ideas, like turns.

You can choose 1 opponent to lose a turn that round.
6 years ago
event horizon*

I think iz good idea
6 years ago
bonos mom is so fat the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 300,000 km/s
6 years ago
God damn it hill.

I saw the 3 and a bunch of zeroes, the short name with a d in it, and immediately thought dik was back.
6 years ago
you have some odd fantasies about dik...
6 years ago
it's because he's the most prolific spammer ever. he has 30,000 comments. all the schema thingies in my brain clicked. then I got you. imagine my surprise.
6 years ago
well im sorry you didn't appreciate my nerd joke, but you should probably see someone about that dik obsession you have, its not healthy
6 years ago
Could I hire you to rape someone?

This lady.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/associated-press-transcription-obama-cbc-speech-racist-173438340.html
6 years ago
dik used to offer hitman services, try him
6 years ago
his pee pee doesn't work since Jaimee left him. Psychological thing.

So can I count on you?
6 years ago
stan can do the fucking for him
6 years ago
recover password
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