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Bono Pizza Roll Challenge

How many pizza rolls can I shove down my throat in 2 minutes? I was extremely high at all points of this video. Do your worst.

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by Bono

submitted September 24th 2011

171 comments
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comments (171)
I started laughing at 00:04.
6 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA omg Bono, i could kick your ass with one fuckig arm. easily
6 years ago
I truly believe that you truly believe that. BTW Candi, try the challenge please?
6 years ago
i wouldnt eat that fucking shit for money. well not the money you could afford trailor twinkie boy
6 years ago
Candi, back on track and on fire.
6 years ago
and there is no question if i could beat your whiny little ass. i think even jrob could manage
6 years ago
and i fucking hate that mother fucker
6 years ago
Again, I believe that you believe. It's a good feeling, confidence.
6 years ago
we could certainly make it happen. and sub it afterwards Bono. id actually get off on smashing my fist into your soft girly face right about now. watch your fucking skull fragments cave into your ocular cavity and your sputum and blood squirt from your face holes..
6 years ago
Wow, sputum? Count me in!
6 years ago
shut the fuck up
6 years ago
hey candi they have a new button for that now
6 years ago
I never knew bono was such a feminine little faggot... Looks like I will be reading all of his comments with a lisp from now on...
6 years ago
Hahahaha. FEEL THE HATE!
6 years ago
near florida bono?
6 years ago
Couldn't be further :/ California. Me and Zeke have the same problem as he lives in Maine.
6 years ago
Few people know this, But bono actually founded san francisco...
6 years ago
don't tell me candiru is from florida too. Why are most of the fl people here such garbage
6 years ago
because most of the people in florida are garbage...
DEMOGRAPHICS DRUM
6 years ago
why would you fast for 30 hours before doing it ;/
6 years ago
I kept active and drank a lot of water. It's what the pros do.
6 years ago
plus hes also retarded and doesnt realise that would shrink his stomach and slow down his metabolism which is counter productive
6 years ago
Not if he drinks a lot of water, like he JUST SAID HE DID!
6 years ago
sigh. im not even going to bother
6 years ago
Good, you'd lose.
6 years ago
ah ha!!
6 years ago
but you can do anything a fat guy can do , only better .
fat people eat more thats why they're fat .
6 years ago
Could have done more if you were eating dicks instead.
6 years ago
jones? claude?
6 years ago
Possum, no amount of editing could make this any gayer.
6 years ago
well, wow
6 years ago
Way to fail at an average american 5 year olds lunch you faggot!
6 years ago
ha ha ha
6 years ago
20 rolls in 2 minutes, that's all you got? Challenge Accepted!
6 years ago
dont forget to record it
6 years ago
of course
6 years ago
Why diet dr. pepper? Your scoffing gown pizza rolls for gods sake.
6 years ago
*down
6 years ago
cause beer has too many calories
6 years ago
he was all out of smirnoff ice, his drink of choice
6 years ago
*zima
6 years ago
i actually typed zima, then changed my mind. hes too young to get the reference
6 years ago
You'd think so.
6 years ago
well i suppose you were probably stealing them out of the fridge from your mom while she fucked bikers for meth in her bedroom
6 years ago
It is startling to me how close you are to the truth.
6 years ago
Out of curiosity, what brand? Also, nice little grease shine you got there
6 years ago
Totino's.

I had just come in from the garage where we hotbox, which is hovering at 90 degrees even at night.
6 years ago
I thought the sheen was from his diet. Also, the fact that he's a flaming faggot.
6 years ago
Hey, it could be his diet. It could be the lub his boyfriend rubbed on him. Either way, he's greasy.
6 years ago
he actually did it,i respect that
6 years ago
to be fair, pizza rolls are awesome so its not like it was hard to cram them down as fast as you can
6 years ago
im saying that he put his self out there knowing hes hated by many
6 years ago
I think it's more of a captivation than a hatred.

Love or hate, everyone has an opinion.
6 years ago
Nah, I'm pretty sure 95% of us despise your existence on this planet.
6 years ago
Love or hate, everyone has an opinion.
6 years ago
we love to hate
6 years ago
It's hate. Even when I'm liking the rare clever thing you say I'm hating you. But I do have less lack of respect for you than for some of the other loudmouthed pussies that won't ever have the balls to post a picture, let alone a gay video.
6 years ago
Filthy twink fag.
6 years ago
Wooden walls?
Nice trailor bono.... Lmao.
6 years ago
Just an older house. Quite nice actually. 4 bed, 1.75 bath. What you saw was the corner of my dining room.
6 years ago
4 bedrooms you say?
Double widest are more comfortable :P
6 years ago
no he said 4 bed , they're all in one room
\
6 years ago
1.75 bathrooms???
6 years ago
In real estate homes are measured like that.

4 elements that make a bathroom:
Sink
Toilet
Shower stall
Bathtub

One of my bathrooms has a shower stall but no tub. Thus, 1.75 bath.
6 years ago
toilet and a half a bath tub,and three quartyers of a sink
6 years ago
quarters*
6 years ago
bono you're a fucking moron. thats just considered a full bathroom.
6 years ago
lol
6 years ago
bono is right thecuntiru...
.75 bath is a bathroom without either a shower or a bath..a 1/2 bath just has the shitter and the sink..now go fetch the stick
6 years ago
A 3/4 bath has a sink, toilet, and shower stall with no bathtub. A 1/2 bath has just the sink and toilet. A full bath has a sink, toilet, and tub. You'd know this if you'd taken the classes, got your license, and became a RealtorĀ® like some of us did.
6 years ago
1.) pussy

2.) how did you cook them, if it was in the microwave you fucking fail because they would be soggy and take longer to eat

3.) are you even old enough to access mucho in your state?
6 years ago
1) It's harder than it looks, faggot. YOU try it.

2) Via microwave, they didn't get soggy. Baking in an oven takes too long and makes them too dry to speed eat.

3) I am older than I look.
6 years ago
whenu cook them in the oven the filling is like eating magma
6 years ago
no, youre retarded, i could eat 40 cooked in an oven in 2 minutes easily
6 years ago
well put up or shut kojach
6 years ago
what he said
6 years ago
could this reposting cock smuggler be any more fucking retarded? let them cool down you goddamn dunce
6 years ago
they are toodelicious too wait to eat them
6 years ago
i'm going to do this. Heading to the grocery store as soon as my direct deposit goes through. Bono, what kind of video editing software did you use for the stop watch?
6 years ago
I used AVS. Its free but you have to pay to NOT have a watermark on the video
6 years ago
meh :/
6 years ago
What kind of fucking degenerate has to wait for "direct deposit to go through"???
6 years ago
one that lives paycheck to paycheck like 95% of the population
6 years ago
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6 years ago
?
6 years ago
his keyboard is not working correctly , he only has the one key now
what he's trying to say is " i'm gonna do this tonight"
6 years ago
what i was typing is...bono's e threats of ever whooping my ass are invalid! HAHA
6 years ago
I've seen your picture Dush. They are very valid.
6 years ago
still laughing
6 years ago
You should really try moving out of your parent's house.
6 years ago
he looks just like ur avi.
6 years ago
The resemblance is uncanny.
6 years ago
Wow you really do kinda look like bono...with aids
6 years ago
Cheese, pepperoni or combination?
6 years ago
I believe it was pepperoni.
6 years ago
figures you'd fail
6 years ago
try it.
6 years ago
you'd probably do better with Kielbasa Bono.
6 years ago
Zeke! How sober are you???
6 years ago
not very im guessin,where u been?
6 years ago
5 days.....no cigarettes either
6 years ago
avoiding you jrob.......enabler
6 years ago
not the best idea to try to quit both at once
6 years ago
Congratulations on not blowing your brains out or OD'ing on pills.

If you need a new addiction I suggest competitive eating. Try the Challenge.
6 years ago
It's working better this time than it ever has really. I ate two heads of lettuce the other night in less than an hour......does that count?
6 years ago
if u didnt film it then no
6 years ago
It's almost as odd, but no. Get a 40 pack of Totino's microwavables. Then post results.
6 years ago
someday
6 years ago
i expect it tomorrow
6 years ago
what's one sip going to hurt zeke?
6 years ago
I intentionally finished all the alcohol just for that reason...
6 years ago
Zeke I applaud the effort.
6 years ago
It's the cigarettes that are still fucking killing me.
6 years ago
i wouldnt be able to go without a cigarette while trying to quit drinking...good job zeke
6 years ago
they go together so well
6 years ago
I would because I have willpower.

Which reminds me, Zeke mah boi, you are now above Dushan on the totem poll. While you were gone it was like he was trying to play you and jrob in a one man show.
6 years ago
yes they do jrob , yes they do
6 years ago
I'm no expert, but I don't think finishing all of the alcohol you have is the best way to stop drinking.
6 years ago
*finishes all my mushrooms*
6 years ago
anybody else notice the framed photo of bono on his wall?
6 years ago
Drawing actually. It's part of my "Holy Trinity" of bearded celebrities. Bono, Chuck Norris, Brett Favre.
6 years ago
so u have a bearded man fetish?
6 years ago
do you not?
6 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnxnQdXj030
here ya go bono.
6 years ago
about the same amount of cocks you can.
6 years ago
you lose a bet where the fuck are your eye brows?
6 years ago
It's odd you should mention that. I shaved them off completely in July and they didn't really make a good comeback. It was a bet.
6 years ago
hahaha
6 years ago
You look like Cliff Bleszinski's retarded younger brother.
6 years ago
Googling Cliff Bleszinski...

....

and compliment accepted.
6 years ago
mind the faster you eat the faster it comes out won,t give you any body waight.
6 years ago
fuck you
6 years ago
If I could buy those things here I'd beat your ass, boy!
6 years ago
i dont want to live in a place with no pizza rolls =[
6 years ago
OJ there must be something comparable. Buy something miniature that you can microwave.
6 years ago
They would have to be the same, otherwise a difference of just 1 would sque the results.
6 years ago
Chips are small, I could eat more than 20 of them in 2 minutes.

Chips are miniature potatoes.
6 years ago
*packs a bag of pizza rolls in dry ice and mails it to the UK*
6 years ago
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080127071317AAGHyoO

Heard of McCain's pizza pockets?
6 years ago
uh... pizza pockets are MASSIVE
6 years ago
theres really nothing edible in the uk for him to eat 20 of....
they eat mostly slurry
6 years ago
Bland slurry...
6 years ago
Do you think that question was asked because of a similar scenario 4 years ago?
6 years ago
you probably have something like that in the uk tho... its just like a 1inch x 1inch pastry filled with stuff that gets baked in the oven
6 years ago
I could do it with mini sausage rolls, or cheese & onion rolls. Both are pastry filled with stuff.

Prepare to be beaten Bono - with a much simpler video.
6 years ago
pie
ce of piss
6 years ago
wtf??
6 years ago
Nice fail, GasFag
6 years ago
I'd hate to see anybody eat pizza rolls that had been boiled, so better you can't get them there.
6 years ago
Trying too hard to be funny or cute, just makes you look like more of a fag. This is some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen, and of course it will be upvoted by all your moronic friends.
Keep this crap on facebook not here.
6 years ago
Agreed but I hate you. Fuck off.
6 years ago
complain about who votes for what is for fags
6 years ago
*complaining
6 years ago
hello Muchotube
now open to the faggiest of shittards like bonehole
6 years ago
HAH you get skinnier every time i hit play.

youre shaped like a lolipop
6 years ago
Do you have Parkinson's? Damn, but you're a shaky little bastard.
6 years ago
By the way, you ate 21. Are you so fucking stupid you can't count if the number is more than the fingers and toes you have?
6 years ago
*views video to count again*
6 years ago
Wow. I guess my pack had 41 in it. I counted by how many I had left, not how many I put in my mouth.
6 years ago
Do you really expect good quality control from Totino's? The last bag I bought had 39 in it. You owe me a pizza roll you twitchy little bastard.
6 years ago
About the sporadic movement: I was high.
6 years ago
If weed does that to you, you might want to consider quitting.
6 years ago
Well it wasn't the weed, but BECAUSE I was high, I thought shaking my hands and moving up and down would help me swallow faster.
6 years ago
Ok, I can buy that. BTW, it's better to bake them than microwave them. They're less chewy that way.
6 years ago
how many blunts you smoked before that?
6 years ago
this made me grin
6 years ago
god i miss bono
5 years ago
you would, you faggot wanker.
5 months ago
change your fuckin' avy, you stupid queer.
5 months ago
you're such a faggot twink.
5 months ago
wait..is this really you?
5 months ago
recover password