by trav155

submitted September 24th 2011

212 comments
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Flapping
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why is he holding his coffee like that
fucking canadian faggot
6 years ago
i down voted for shitty description... MUHAHA
6 years ago
like really... its fapping not flapping
6 years ago
yaktest you fucking retarded copy of a canadian cocksucker you!
6 years ago
Soooooo should those of us that fap an unhealthy amount of times per day smile really hard, or just break into laughter?
6 years ago
I know a guy who looks absolutely identical to this, except this bum has the manson eyes.
6 years ago
The whole world should be smiling then.
6 years ago
smile and the whole world smiles with you but masturbate and everyone frowns
2 years ago
:)
2 years ago
:(
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
2 years ago
8)
2 years ago
Wow...a butt hurt noob Ive never met. Wonder who it could be...
2 years ago
I wait...


I don't give a fuck...
2 years ago
get it tainny...... so hard.
2 years ago
get it girrllll
2 years ago
so hard
2 years ago
great everyone is gonna be called cunts now.
2 years ago
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What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
2 years ago
baby baby baby ohhhhhhhhh
2 years ago
oster are you gonna take that?
2 years ago
5 am let me call you baby ohhhhhh
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
2 years ago
nigger says what
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
2 years ago
mmmmm panties.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
2 years ago
Take me to your leader.
2 years ago
whom are you speaking to my good man?
2 years ago
obviously it's not your penis. Maybe a leader of ants.
2 years ago
that makes no sense oster
2 years ago
xzekeiel how have you been?
2 years ago
it's alright, you go back to drinkin
2 years ago
fine dude, you?
2 years ago
that's drinkin'
2 years ago
better than normal, but still oster.
2 years ago
istill haven't tried sailor jerry

been meaning to
2 years ago
anywho, this kid seems to be alluding to me....and you

and now he's gone silent
2 years ago
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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
2 years ago
10 shots under six (with puke) or nothing.
2 years ago
six seconds*
2 years ago
Like that one simpsons halloween episode. "Just don't look"
2 years ago
don't do it oster. not worth it. you're proving nothing to no one.
2 years ago
stop drinking dude. that would be a real feat
2 years ago
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What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
2 years ago
hell i don't even like you and i'm trying to give you good advice
2 years ago
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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
2 years ago
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What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
2 years ago
hoo hoo....
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
2 years ago
Hi Bono
2 years ago
You fuck yourself kid.

Good troll, but your transparent
2 years ago
*you're
2 years ago
How's your sis?
2 years ago
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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
2 years ago
No. It's Bono to me.

What's your sis's name again?
2 years ago
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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
2 years ago
I bet.
2 years ago
She looks like a stupid slut
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
2 years ago
Yes.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
2 years ago
That's great.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
2 years ago
I got shingles now though. Not very sexy.
2 years ago
No thanks Ty
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
2 years ago
Not gonna happen
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
2 years ago
Do you even know what shingles is?
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
2 years ago
Well, it feels like a burn with someone pressing a cactus into you
2 years ago
it's herpes guy.....it's herpes
2 years ago
it's herpes reemerged from chicken pox
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
2 years ago
and it's all over my right shoulder and neck
2 years ago
it's not type 1 (oral) or type 2 (genital)

It's type 3.......basically chicken pox coming back with a vengeance
2 years ago
it's all up on my clavical
2 years ago
and it's like someone's punching a cactus into your burns
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
2 years ago
Bono, come on,
2 years ago
you're a smart kid
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
2 years ago
I'll pass
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
2 years ago
i don't have a sister....
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
2 years ago
Bono.....come on guy
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
2 years ago
ima piss
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
2 years ago
zeke i already did it. 10 shots in 6 seconds. video is shit but honestly it's all there..... puke too.
dont feed the troll man.
2 years ago
Hey did you hear that Turkey shot down a Russian jet?

It's only conjecture at this point, but....
2 years ago
Good work oster. North Korea wants to go to war.
2 years ago
FOOD FIGHT!
2 years ago
I pride myself on news but i didn't hear that.

Fuck russia.

WE GOT THE MOON BITCHES.
2 years ago
Well it's only on social media for now. Turkey had escorted russian jets out of their airspace and warned them. And apparently they shot down a Russian jet......according to social media
2 years ago
can we make another movie about hoe N. Korea are pussies.

And In reality, they cant really fire missles with out nato aroving ir so.... ood lux
2 years ago
yea im drunk, fuck offf.
2 years ago
Oh North Korea has stated they're ready for war with us.
2 years ago
I suggest a food fight.
2 years ago
Well if they shot down a Russian jet they don't need to worry about the USA..... Russia will fuck them up and we can watch for once
2 years ago
Dug!
2 years ago
Whoaohohoh here he comes..watch boys he'll chew you up
whoaohoh here he cums...he's a maneater
2 years ago
taco's everywhere...

Cryax is happy.
/cryax chants:Job security
2 years ago
But yeah.....as if the U.S would just sit back and watch
2 years ago
billy, fuck you. that's all
2 years ago
pipe down sloster..that was sung to boozeeks
2 years ago
me?

you're late
2 years ago
I'm a fifth down.....but that kinda goes without sayin
2 years ago
not if i just got here im not..youre fucking late!
2 years ago
You are probably right Zeke, but the US should. Let them fight
2 years ago
Was just gonna ask .... what brings you to Mucho Zeke.... but kinda already knew.
2 years ago
It's still on social media so it's nothing confirmed yet
2 years ago
party!!
2 years ago
alcohol brings me here....always
2 years ago
women deserting you. that's not it.
2 years ago
looks like Turkey did it .... not North Korea.... well if it happened
2 years ago
but i've been doing good sober. I got shingles tho and said fuck it. It was prolly the alcohol that compromised my immune system and gave me fucking shingles in the first place though
2 years ago
Yeah turkey shot down the plane.

North Korea wants to fight.....just like they wanted to fight south korea
2 years ago
POOP
2 years ago
exactly. poop.
2 years ago
I like Cheese
2 years ago
tiny?
2 years ago
no
2 years ago
you're tiny?
2 years ago
Where'd bono go?
2 years ago
he followed you and became a bitch.
2 years ago
that's offensive
2 years ago
have some fucking respect oster
2 years ago
is it?
2 years ago
for?
2 years ago
*flips hair*
2 years ago
I respect the shit out of OhSnaps ass via my penis.
2 years ago
Like you have hair to flip....
2 years ago
me too. via your penis
2 years ago
wwiii dug!
2 years ago
ww3 or wii U
2 years ago
Nah... it will be ok. Was gonna put money in the stock marked Monday...... but that might not be a good idea considering
2 years ago
My tongue is burning from the cigarettes......I was actually over this shit then I delved back in
2 years ago
*market
2 years ago
put in gold/silver
2 years ago
not gonna crash
2 years ago
I'll crash my adhesive balls into both of your mouths.

Vroom Vroom 'Merica
2 years ago
I hope not.... I wanna retire someday
2 years ago
so why'd bono bitch out?
2 years ago
same reason why you drink..

Fuck it.
2 years ago
IDK.... one day just POOF he was gone
2 years ago
if you wanna quit something..hows about quit talking about how you quit drinking ,uncle fester
2 years ago
Fester needs attention, drive to keep going.
2 years ago
Nah, tbh I was doing good. I didn't really want it anymore. Then I get drunk and end up here.
2 years ago
like this is a bad place..
2 years ago
meh.
2 years ago
I come here with false hopes and never see the people I want. I end up with you douchebags, but I settle and roll with it.
2 years ago
what makes you think that was boner?
also...isnt shingles an old peoples disease?
2 years ago
heather said she would send nudes if you would send back..

Mucho is what you make i,i.
2 years ago
thats what did my wonderful grandma in..rest her soul
2 years ago
I want jrob's nudes
2 years ago
those are already here
2 years ago
I believe my ass is still here somewhere.
2 years ago
well hello toolman
2 years ago
ive seen every inch of toolman...all 3 of them
2 years ago
Hello Mr. Hitler, how art though?
2 years ago
billy is old gma now heffer?

Happy cows?
2 years ago
mooo

2% only.
2 years ago
sloster...you really need to get a handle of your piss poor communication skills
2 years ago
q-tips, they do wonders.
2 years ago
I believe he misplaced his meds again.
2 years ago
err blunders, err blumpkins..

yeah those.
2 years ago
Are you wearing your underwear on your head yet oster?
2 years ago
DOES IT MATTER> NO
2 years ago
to answer billy:

First off, you're a douche

Secondly, it was tyler, i know it

Thirdly, shingles is an old people disease but it happens to people with compromised immune systems. Compromised immune systems come from a) too much alcohol b) too much sugar c) food allergens. I'm pretty fucked on all three points.

Also, they're thinking since the chicken pox vaccine was introduced in '95 people without either vaccine aren't exposed enough to remain innoculated, so it's hitting younger people for no real reason.
2 years ago
Hell no, i'm not a bengals fan.
2 years ago
fourth: no one gives a shit, bully yak for your girlfriends nudes.
2 years ago
Go Chiefs!
2 years ago
and why the fuck are you drinking Sambuca?
Isn't that what the Greeks drink just before anal sexing each other?
2 years ago
I don't have a girlfriend.
2 years ago
i don't drink sambuca
2 years ago
not anymore
2 years ago
oster is
2 years ago
You on the wagon Mr. Hitler?
2 years ago
Nope. Was.
2 years ago
how long?
2 years ago
Well, the wife is calling to put her to bed now, nice seeing all of you tonight and have a pleasant tomorrow.
2 years ago
I've been drinking and smoking on weekends. May not sound impressive but a sober week for me is a good week.
2 years ago
like....one day a week. This week it was two days
2 years ago
aaaand I'm out of butts
2 years ago
Zeke does Uncle Fester
http://i.imgur.com/eeNYfEf.jpg
2 years ago
That looks like a fucking pacifier....
2 years ago
At least it isn't a dick
2 years ago
he also looks like that jewy doctor on the strain in that pic...
fuckin boozeek..what a looker
2 years ago
thats your territory duggy old pal
2 years ago
true
2 years ago
post pics billy
2 years ago
and..... we're done.
2 years ago
naaah......

I just went out and got a six pack. I have to say I'm an impeccable driver. Even held a convo with the cashier. For some reason when I get sloshed all sanity goes out the window but my motor skills remain intact.
2 years ago
But yeah that was the last time I'm doing that.

Too much on the line.
2 years ago
Scoot Scoot City.
2 years ago
I just wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friends
2 years ago
eeeeeeeeee
2 years ago
where did possum go?

he emailed me but it was really cryptic shit that I didn't understand.
2 years ago
Cryptic... yeah..
2 years ago
what? it was. I don't get it.
2 years ago
This site's gone weak.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
2 years ago
No they isolate skinners.
2 years ago
Hi Zeke : )
2 years ago
recover password
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