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I love the new way you can order pizzas

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by Hambam

submitted September 24th 2011

58 comments
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I love the new way you can order pizzas
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comments (58)
haikus are overrated
6 years ago
seriously, dub
you think they're over-rated?
shame on you, faggot
6 years ago
what a homo
6 years ago
I just Laugh out loud
Why don't you like haikus, hill?
They can be fun-ish
6 years ago
u shoulda insulted him in haiku form
6 years ago
*interpost
6 years ago
Jrob could not have
He is way to dumb to grasp
how to do haiku
6 years ago
*googles haiku
6 years ago
haiku's are basically natures gaydar.
6 years ago
tickle me pink then
It's one thing I am good at
Fuck you all, goodnight
6 years ago
I don't know what a haiku is, even after drums attempts. I don't know exactly what it is he's done.

Can't even be arsed to wiki it.
6 years ago
Has five syllables
then has seven syllables
and then five again
6 years ago
this post seems very fake
I logged on to see girls shit
oh yea fuck whunu
6 years ago
fail.
6 years ago
5-7-5 check it again Bono
6 years ago
THIS 1 POST 2 SEEMS 3 VE 4 RY 5 FAKE 6

6-7-5
6 years ago
beach boner child fuck
horse cock man drink urine poo
hand in ass wife prank
6 years ago
recent searches are
a well of hilarity
for certain possums
6 years ago
perv spy haiku?
6 years ago
god damn you Bono. And your quick witted anecdotes, lol
6 years ago
its not just about counting syllable, its also about the subject and having an abrupt change to something else. which means you are all super gay for failing at something that was already very gay
6 years ago
*appoints DW mucho poetry editor/critic
6 years ago
hill is a faggot
won't you suck me off faggot?
the winter is cold


how is that?
6 years ago
muchos professional poetry critic of bono's haiku:

its gay
6 years ago
i now resign due to the lack talented poets among muchos ranks
6 years ago
HarryTipper was pretty good...
6 years ago
I only know Lymrics:

There once was a couple named Kelly
They always seemed belly to belly
In spite of their haste
They used library paste
In stead of petroleum jelly

Thank you very much
I'll be here all week
6 years ago
and just like that, tool goes and completely revives the mucho poetry society
6 years ago
his name was kevin from kent his dick was slightly bend he said it,s no trouble to stick it in double but instaid of comming he went!
6 years ago
...my resignation stands.
6 years ago
ive always wanted to write something stupid into that box and see if they do it....
6 years ago
I put in there they had to say a secret code word and the guy remembered it >_>
6 years ago
thats quite a shitty pizza box really , even with the haiku
6 years ago
whats shitty about it exactly? its a standard blank pizza box
6 years ago
we have pizza boxes here with delicious looking pizza's on them
6 years ago
right... because in the uk the pizzas taste like diarrhea so they need something nice on the box to make you think that what you are getting inside is going to be non shitty
6 years ago
yeah the picture on the box does tend to make you believe its gonna be the best tasteing pizza ever
6 years ago
Pizza tastes like pizza, you stupid fucking Canadian
6 years ago
whats nudered exactly?
6 years ago
naked and painted red. Don't they teach you anything in Canadian school?
6 years ago
yeah, they teach us how to spell properly.
6 years ago
To be fair, this person works at a pizza place. They are probably legitimately retarded.
6 years ago
pwned.
6 years ago
CANADIAN POWER!
6 years ago
thats kind of judgmental smerf
6 years ago
btw smerf
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rapecomma
6 years ago
Yeah. I work a no-mind job and I'm not retarded.
6 years ago
I didn't say "no-mind". I said "pizza place".
6 years ago
Yak, I saw that the first time you linked it.
6 years ago
hahahaha nice with the rapecomma
6 years ago
* Heather recieves invitation in the mail. *
6 years ago
i <3 Texas mesquite bbq pizza w/ onions and green peppers.
6 years ago
* drumrave laughs at heather's attempt at looking cool *
6 years ago
Done that, but I asked for a rap by the delivery guy.

Not only did he not rap, he went to the wrong fucking address and made me wait an hour for my fucking food!!

Still let him keep the change though, it's the British way.
6 years ago
you mean being a pussy after someone fucks you over?
yea... us canadians are like that too
6 years ago
thank fuck i dont deliver to OJ's house
6 years ago
I'd love to try that, but unfortunately I find just about any pizza from a chain large enough to have a site like that basically inedible. I could change the oil in my car with the amount of grease that comes off of something from Pizza Hut.
6 years ago
I laughed, but I blame it on the tequila.
6 years ago
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