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Death Row

Sorry I couldn't carry out the stay of executation today, but it's been raining all day and I didn't even want to go in the garden and get him it's so muddy. But he would have died tonight being that it's still raining and it has been getting pretty cold at night.

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by toolman961

submitted September 23rd 2011

62 comments
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Death Row
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As you can see, he has food and water and maybe Sunday if it's nice, I'll kill him for you all. I named him Chippy.
6 years ago
can we vote on the style of death as long as you dont humiliate him that is..
6 years ago
are you spiking his water with clorox...
6 years ago
a suggestion: Death by wood-chipper
6 years ago
That's the inhumane thing to do.
It's going to be good conky.
No more air rifle for the peta fags
6 years ago
poisoned water, that's cruel. Well......... a wood chipper, quick, painless, damn entertaining and with the right backgroud it would be art
6 years ago
So we're gonna basically see it blown to kingdom come by a real bullet. SHWEET
6 years ago
sale the artwork online but don't state how its made. Use half the proceeds towards a charity of your choice. Euthanasia = a tax write off
6 years ago
one word - guillotine
6 years ago
Holy shit I was thinking guillotine too! DO IT PLEASE.
6 years ago
Trebuchet
6 years ago
Only if he can film the entire segment of that little pest being airborne and splattering against the ground. (would be best to do this on pavement or concrete)
6 years ago
If by guillotine you mean shears.
6 years ago
That would be acceptable only as a last resort. I want to see a miniature guillotine with working blade and lunette to keep its head in place, put some work into it.
6 years ago
put it in the microwave
6 years ago
catch another one and somehow get them to fight. or feed it to a cat
6 years ago
Wood Chipper? Is Tiff. Preston still around?
6 years ago
Get some Mexicans to give it a cartel style beheading. Dub in the critter's last statement in Alvin the Chipmunk's voice.
6 years ago
You must be one of the biggest losers of the internetz. Do you get a tiny little erection when you hurt animals, nigger?

P.S. If you like him, then remove that Zappa pic from your profile, it's an insult to his talent.
6 years ago
Yes sir
6 years ago
Nothing like the smell of butthurt in the morning.
6 years ago
who uses the letter z for a pluralized version of the internet......... dude really?
6 years ago
its like all these animal lovers are reading from the same script
6 years ago
They destroy his garden, So if they enter his garden he blow their little brains out. Why don't you faggots understand that?
6 years ago
And the trap is set in my garden every night, except for tonight. Tonight, it's being used as a holding cell.
6 years ago
im fixin to go stomp some kittens for this sack of catshit foulfuck
6 years ago
What does Zappa have to do with pest control?
6 years ago
I don't know. I'm still trying to resolve Tool being a nigger.
6 years ago
You could make a little diorama of a dungeon to put it in, for dramatic effect.
6 years ago
FTI, 'stay of execution' means to delay the execution.

6 years ago
FYI* godfuckingdammit
6 years ago
I know what it means, I had a brain/alcohol freeze trying to word it the way I wanted to. Because I had it right, it was delayed today. I just didn't get it across that way. And Oj, it will be quick this time.
6 years ago
you should cut off all there tails and make a necklace.. or make a fur hat out of there pelts
6 years ago
An explosive would be quick. Although I would opt for a small explosion, just enough to kill him but not outright blow him to smithereens. Need to admire your handy work after the fact. Or hell, fire.
6 years ago
quick? why??? just skin him alive.
6 years ago
Intestinal crank is the way to go.
6 years ago
so im moving to a city which is being overrun by coyotes, a pack recently killed a small deer and its only a matter of time until they start eating people, but unfortunately since its an unincorporated city it has no power

so how big of a rifle do you think i would need to kill a coyote? all i have right now is a red ryder which isnt big enough and a revolver which i wouldnt want to shoot at a coyote 20 meters away, and i would rather use like an air rifle that uses pellets instead of rounds
6 years ago
Dynamite.
6 years ago
This ought to do it
http://www.barrett.net/firearms/m107a1
6 years ago
a .223 is all you need. It's like a very strong 22

6 years ago
We took a .30-30 and a .223 when I went Coyote hunting as a kid. Either one will work, but the .30-30 was honestly more fun to shoot.
6 years ago
Coyotes don't eat people... ever.
6 years ago
You could also try an SKS. Great gun, extremely reliable and not very expensive. Easy to operate and clean.
6 years ago
coyotes also arent supposed to steal peoples dogs while theyre walking them either but theyre going crazy

taking out a deer is easier than eating an old woman watering her flowers for a pack of them
6 years ago
either their population has exploded or their food source in the la forest is practically gone, either way probably has something to do with the fire there either last year or 2 years ago, it was the first time that area was on fire in like 50 years
6 years ago
While camping I've sat on the lower edge of the timberline at night and listened to bunches of them howl and felt completely comfortable. It would make sense though the lack of rabbits and things would heighten their aggression. They're considered a predator here and legal to shoot anytime, but I've never shot one as I don't have cows or sheep. People population probably factors in too there.
6 years ago
Roland, where do you live again?
6 years ago
West of possum, but before the Great Divide.

If you look on the map it says "Here There Be Wolves".
6 years ago
lol if the coyotes is hungry and you want them to suffer good old hotdogs and a libral syringing of antifreeze works...lol
6 years ago
oh coyotes kill http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6896274.ece
6 years ago
Hippies don't count.
6 years ago
Peta is coming.
6 years ago
Good, I hope they take all these dead chipmunks I have gathered in the trash can outside.
6 years ago
Fuck PETA and their naked protesting chicks.

I'm going to go eat a bloody-rare steak.
6 years ago
Wait a sec, i thought Peta ment People Eating Tasty Animals.
6 years ago
No, apparently it has something to do with the ethics of funding domestic terrorists
6 years ago
throw them in the microwave. with or without foil wrapped around its lil feetsiez.....
6 years ago
Never thought of that, damned good idea.
6 years ago
10 Gauge Shotgun.... 'nuff said...
6 years ago
Well, I haven't heard "electricity", so ya....
6 years ago
Post of video of you BBQ squirrels..The tool man show, on how to cooks, kill and eat squirrels..
5 years ago
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