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Death Sentence ll

I used my Kodak Zi8 this time.

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by toolman961

submitted September 22nd 2011

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Mother Fucker!
7 years ago
Fuck yeah. I love the quality!
7 years ago
gotta love those death throws
7 years ago
It gets better everytime I watch it.
7 years ago
And for all you haters out there. There is a kind side to me. The very first site in my favorites list is

http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=3

and everyday when I first turn my computer on, I go to this site first and click the purple box on the upper right-middle of the page to help feed a hungry animal in a shelter. Now if that hungry animal happened to be eating in my garden, well then, it just might get shot.

And yak, you should look into this. Maybe you can get your sponsors to help feed a hungry Muchoer, or a pooch.
7 years ago
wtf we arent the first site in your favorites???
7 years ago
and unfortunately places that claim to want help and donations generally dont take donations from sites that have 'adult' content on them, because apparently our money isn't good enough for them.
stupid god faggots usually
7 years ago
you should attempt to donate to some church. then make a vid about it
7 years ago
I tried a couple of years ago to upload my execution of coons and possums and almost got the death sentence myself! Where's the backlash!!
7 years ago
*glares at NANG*
7 years ago
Thats an awesome war cry tool
7 years ago
hell yeah! i like how you gave him his last meal
7 years ago
In the garden.
7 years ago
Did you eat it?...I heard they taste kind of gamey..
7 years ago
I'm waiting for the squirrels but they probably don't fit through the fence.
7 years ago
I'd be a real man and do like I do. I pick squirrels off in my back yard with a pellet gun.
7 years ago
Jealous that a chipmunk outsmarts you? Thought so. Your an 8 year old sociopath, killing defenseless animals with a BB gun. To top it off, the words, "OHHH DOGGY!!" roll off of your semen-encrusted fat redneck tongue. Seriously Yosemite Sam, it's only a matter of time before the roles are reversed and you wind up behind bars, twitching and writhing like a bitch.
7 years ago
this is not PETA. Faggot
7 years ago
lol at the fact that this douche joined mucho just to cry about this video, go back to fagbook
7 years ago
This isn't PETA, but Colonel Ass-much here is obviously a representative for cucumber sucking cum guzzlers. Thats just called hunting and gathering. Actually, that was probably a human way to kill it, personally, I would have just taken him and skinned it alive.
7 years ago
I don't think that a chipmunk that ended up stuck in a trap, and slightly dead has outsmarted anybody. But then, you probably can't see that through your tears, can you?
7 years ago
He was disposing of a pest, nothing wrong with that. How could you not love Toolman?
7 years ago
only nazi homo child rapist dont love toolman
7 years ago
You shouldn't say that about Seagull when he's not here able to defend himself.
7 years ago
i am a proud member of PETA ! People Eating Tasty Animals! If god had ment us to be vegans he wouldn't have made animals taste so good grilled over a fire!
7 years ago
I understand killing the animal; im fine with that. But what gets me is the fact he has to humiliate it by taking video of it getting shot, dying, and saying "He just took his last breath!!" You have to understand; grown men don't do this shit; they keep it to themselves. You all know I'm right despite me being a noob and I challenge you to beat this argument without using derogatory gay slurs.
7 years ago
fag
7 years ago
Apparently grown men do do it, one just did, not once but twice..... If you really want to get down to the science of it, men are programmed for violence and to kill anyway, its only society and its morals and shit that keep us from doing it, gotta take it out somewhere.
7 years ago
you do realize where you are right?
7 years ago
Yes, this rodent died with a feeling of shame and it's mother probably disowned it for whoring itself out on camera.
7 years ago
camwhores are people too!
7 years ago
no dush, they obviously dont realize where they are
7 years ago
I know, and lovely ones at that, but rodents aren't.
7 years ago
damn jrob and shitmaster interposting
7 years ago
"semen-encrusted fat redneck tongue"

impressive
7 years ago
"derogatory gay slurs" What like faggot?
7 years ago
colonel724 is the worst kind of muchoer if we can even call him one.

hes the guy who hops into a sewer with a mop thinking he can be the one person who cleans it and restores order. yet he fails to realize that places like mucho exist because most of the people here dont want to give a shit about being politically correct and nice to chipmunks and shit.

go back to youtube man, youre way out of your element.
7 years ago
You're one of the biggest asskissers on here kay, you soon to be incarcerated bastard.

I've seen you say too much shit on here as though you're under the illusion that your opinion means anything - like fuck it does.

Mucho is what it is, but what that is hasn't been influenced one fucking bit by you!
7 years ago
lol
humiliated animal..
cuz the animal has an ego
7 years ago
no, we are not calling colonel dave a muchoer
7 years ago
I bet colonel is a vegetarian. fucking annoying cunts
7 years ago
the retard isnt a vegetarian its a hypocrite
7 years ago
oj explain to me where I even acted like anything I say influences the entire site
7 years ago
then go shoot yourself
7 years ago
im better than you oranje. fuck you!

now that we got another jungle baby in here i am compelled to defend him.
7 years ago
What's your gang called?
7 years ago
The nigettes
7 years ago
If it makes you feel any better colonel, he died with a full stomache. I put a whole handful of seeds & corn in the trap and it was all gone when I removed it from the garden.
Do you remember yesterday, NO BEANS
7 years ago
no need to defend one self for killing rodents. i enjoy catching them on glue traps and running over them with my car. cruel, childish, inhumane? perhaps, but they are fucking rodents. no one fucking cares.
7 years ago
Tool you're just a faggy hillbilly looking for acceptance, Yeah you found your little circle of jerkoff buddies who support you here, but not everyone is cool with the way you demean and glorify what you did to that animal. Karma will catch you one day.
7 years ago
>circle of jerkoff buddies
>everyone but you
7 years ago
Here's your fucking carma you fucking CUNT!!!
http://muchosucko.com/65508/My-Current-Wife
7 years ago
And that goes for you too colonel
7 years ago
Tooly I was looking at that earlier today and felt like shit for what I said back then. How is she doing?
7 years ago
Like I said earlier in death sentence l, we went to a specialist today where they are injecting her leg with botox in order for the nerves to release from the muscle to get her foot to its normal position by stretching it. This in turn will allow them to try what is called Walk Aid. Walk Aid is an electrical impulse device that helps the muscles move with the the help of electrical impulse. Still going very slow. But if it works, then they'll try her arm next. But her eyesight is gone for good. She can't see anything left of her nose, which makes it easy for me to sneek up on her and slap her on the cheek with my little dick.
7 years ago
I find it oddly heartwarming that you can find humor in it. I wish her all the best.
7 years ago
And...part 5 of Boner kisses up to the vets.
7 years ago
You're right Claude, I should have made fun of him for it.

Stupid cunt.
7 years ago
Fuck you, Bonu. The reason you made fun of him then is why you WILL do it again. Once a prick. always a prick. Some people here have short memories, but you won't disappoint. It's just a matter of time. "Tooly....TOOLY....I felt like shit"...what a bunch of crap.
7 years ago
I've been away from this site for far too long - what the FUCK happened to Toolman's wife for her to end up in that state??!!
7 years ago
Fos - she had a stroke, a bad one...
7 years ago
Tooly can defend himself if me or anyone else makes fun of him Claude. I just happened to grow a conscience.

Let it go you fucking cat.
7 years ago
I'm gonna ride you like your mom's 3rd boyfriend, Bonu, until i see your clown glasses steamy from your tears.
7 years ago
I think you hate yourself because you want to like me.
7 years ago
Where do you get the idea I hate myself? I hate A) hypocrites B) Wannabes C) trolls Conveniently, you fit all three.
7 years ago
Not cool, tool.

If you're going to kill something, then kill it properly/quickly.
7 years ago
he wouldn't quit moving
7 years ago
and how would you suggest I have done that?
7 years ago
drown it
7 years ago
Thank you for some common sense.
7 years ago
rape it then drown it
7 years ago
OJ doesnt have common sense you noobtard, he is just being contradictory to get attention
7 years ago
It would have suffered more and for longer if you drowned it, you pair of morons. Between getting shot and dying was around 20 seconds, and for over half of that it would have been in shock and felt nothing anyway.
7 years ago
Thank you captain obvious for the pointing out to us what I personally already know. The shot straight through both sides of the brain would have been an instant kill, the rest was pretty much just following body reaction. But nice try on insulting, the point was to create more pain and suffering. Note my earlier suggestion for skinning it alive? Trust me, I can come up with far more cruel ways to kill creatures.
7 years ago
Ok, didn't twig that the skin it one was you, so delete 'you pair of morons' and insert 'you double moron' for colonel crybaby
7 years ago
dw, go fuck yourself. Don't try to say why I'm saying what I'm saying, 'cause you will generally be far off the fucking mark.

I said what I said because it's right. If you're going to kill an animal, you should kill it quickly. Don't shoot it in the side, then giggle as it wriggles around in pain until it dies.

I'm a meat eater, and I will remain one. I am, however, completely against battery farming and such practices, so I have no time for people who enjoy hurting animals.
7 years ago
I still think double moron is a compliment for colonel (I shove cucumbers in my ass) crybaby
7 years ago
You stupid fucking cunts need to get at least a degree of self awareness.

You have the audacity to accuse me of being arrogant, and then you starting saying "OJ's doing this because...", or "OJ's saying this because..." as though you actually have any fucking insight.

Get fucking real.
7 years ago
aaaaaahhahahahahahahahahaha!
7 years ago
divaboom
7 years ago
They grow battery's on farms?
7 years ago
*pop*
7 years ago
dw, I'm glad your content with your limited capability.
7 years ago
you talk down to me (and everyone) like we are all so simple minded yet when i call you out for being an attention whore you blow the fuck up. the only one with issues in need of resolve around here is you. the rest of us are quite content with who we are
7 years ago
I talk down to people who say stupid shit & only when they do, what a surprise.

How the fuck is saying I don't agree with animal suffering being an attention whore, fuckhead?!
7 years ago
If you called me out when I was trolling I'd 'like' your comment.

If you think you're calling me out when you're clearly not, I'll call you a dickhead.
7 years ago
....or tell you to go fuck yourself, apparently.
7 years ago
what about all those animals they test your makeup on?
7 years ago
*shifts oj-ometer to defcon2...
7 years ago
i apologize, i didn't realize you were just being a pussy. carry on
7 years ago
I was just being a pussy, so apology accepted.
7 years ago
oj is so kind and sensitive.
makes me hard.
7 years ago
uh... hard where?
7 years ago
i knew she was too good to be true
7 years ago
haha
7 years ago
diddle it. then cut it's fucking head off
7 years ago
i like how oranje is like 'kill it properly/quickly' yet hes never killed anything in his life.
7 years ago
I have, been out shooting lots of times. Despite what you guys tend to think, we are actually allowed licensed guns here.

I'm not opposed to killing animals at all, I'm opposed to doing it badly. If I had the barrel of a gun 1" from the target, it would be dead instantly.
7 years ago
oh so you have killed plenty of things with a gun then is what you are saying?
7 years ago
keyword = if
7 years ago
Rabbits mainly, and god knows how many it would be. I could have gone deer shooting in Scotland with my old boss, but I didn't because they shoot the lungs and the deer runs a good few hundred yards before dropping dead.

I may not have many principles, but the ones I do have are firm.
7 years ago
*any
7 years ago
I don't have any guns now, I moved a year ago & I have no weapon safe here.
7 years ago
Ive shot ton's of animals mostly ones that were suffering but there's basically no since thing as a instant death.. His shot was clean it died quickly, it flopping around was just muscle spazams. An instant death would be him smashing it with a sledge hammer or shooting it with a shot gun..Good idea for execution #3
7 years ago
I kill animals with a shotgun, I am therefore a gentleman.
7 years ago
It would be a clean kill.. well other then the spray of blood and flesh but since he has neighbors probably not a good idea.. I was kinda hoping for a nice ricochet come back and take toolmans eye out..
7 years ago
dw was right. you want attention OB
7 years ago
Well first, I have to catch another rodent.
7 years ago
oh you will just try not to humiliate the next one or the others will get wise to you and stop outsmarting you by allowing you to kill them..
7 years ago
If you hit a deer in the correct spot it will drop near instantly. I have no idea what the fuck you are talking but either you or your boss are full of shit.
7 years ago
conky sucks about you guys having to kill explodie btw she was one of my favorite dogs
7 years ago
explodie is still alive we changed her food and shes good to go for a bit anyways..
7 years ago
Explodie is possibly the greatest pet name I've ever heard.... True genius...
Fuck you yak. Just incase I haven't told you in a while
7 years ago
^gimme back my duckies yu darky!
7 years ago
Wow, listen to you all whine. If Tool was a real man he'd have challenged the chipmunk, met with it at high noon and had a bloody fight with it ending in biting its head off.

Then proceeded to eat it and jizz over the blood puddle.

That or get a cat to do it for him.
7 years ago
Great idea. Not tht cat, I hate cats.
7 years ago
Why don't you put large rat traps around? You'll catch some other things like cats but whatcanyoudo.
7 years ago
stick with this system which apparently works
7 years ago
If you go back to death sentence, the original movie, when I pan to the garden the first time, you can see the three rat traps on the ground right in the middle of the three tomatoe plants. So far to date this summer I've killed three chipmunks, two rats, & two field mice. I think I submitted a drunken video with a rat and mouse and me upside down drinking beer. I don't remember.
7 years ago
Should set up landmines, imo.
7 years ago
Or maybe just go to fucking Safeway.
7 years ago
did you fuck it afterwords?
7 years ago
"flesh"light
7 years ago
Only if it's young.
7 years ago
all of you bitches need to stop complaining.

this was fairly quick and relatively clean.. he didnt suffer too much.. a 20 second death is pretty quick there was no torture about it.

mice caught on traps take longer to die sometimes. they twitch flail then die seems pretty par for the course when it comes to rodents.

personally i wouldnt have killed it its too cute. but then again what do you do with it if you want to get rid of it?if you release it itll just come back
7 years ago
Catapult.

Someone else's problem.
7 years ago
Anybody see the movie The Green Barret with John Wayne? Remember the one scene when the guy get caught in the snare and hoisted into the wall of bunji spikes. Anybody going to have any free time this winter?
7 years ago
Dislike.... no challenge :(
7 years ago
upvoted by the way, only cause I sympathize with the torment these lil fuckers cause to gardens... little bastards ate all the pumpkin and eggplant blossoms this year.
7 years ago
exactly, that's why I have no remorse for doing this. I hope I catch two tomorrow.
7 years ago
Each time you hurt a squirrel, I'll hurt a nigger, nigger.
7 years ago
*proceeds the mass extermination of squirrels*
7 years ago
At least put two in it to elevate yourself above the type of scum who enjoys the animal's pain. Ridding yourself of a pest is one thing but revelling in its agony is sad
7 years ago
If by sad you mean fun, then yes
7 years ago
You narrow minded animal lovers ignore the fact that we live in a kill or be killed world and many creatures do not hesitate to kill when protecting their territory
7 years ago
Two more and I'm making a stew.
7 years ago
Sound good, tool
7 years ago
Put two more online and I'll cum my pants.
7 years ago
serious question: who is a home owner?
7 years ago
Fuck that shit
7 years ago
wait...can you just take a second to look over this brochure for home owners insurance!? *chasing after you*
7 years ago
Probably the beef, chicken and pork you eat got through lot worst before ending in your plate
7 years ago
All I know is that Kodak Zi8 is a quiet gun.
7 years ago
fuckin catz
7 years ago
our jungle of a backyard has a way of dealing with rodents all by itself... we have an entire fucking circle of life back there from rats to squirrels to cats to skunks to fucking possums... im surprised we dont have deer and foxes back there as well... we have a shit ton of bamboo so maybe even some panda bears wouldnt be that surprising
7 years ago
Pandas need to go extinct already. If we put them in cages and try to get them to fuck, and they DON'T fuck, that's natural selection telling us to let that species go.
7 years ago
they dont fuck in the wild either
7 years ago
Show me one, I'll fuck it.
7 years ago
no wonder.
http://bp1.blogger.com/_z4sictj1_ms/R9m4UeFVPzI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/72RRuuRtX7Y/s400/buttholedentata2.jpg
7 years ago
That ain't no Panda, but I'll still fuck it, then I'll shoot it.
7 years ago
"fucking possums"?...hmmm, hmmm
7 years ago
*Looks at possum: "Dude, he knows!"
7 years ago
Tool you pussy.... Plantshit killed a bear with a toothpick.
Now there's a real man.....
RIP plantshit
7 years ago
plantshit has never killed a bear.. he was TRAINING to kill a bear
7 years ago
Don't you EVER disrespect plantshit.... He's no poser, he's a hero.
7 years ago
I'll shoot that dumbshit with my air rifle twice.
7 years ago
Nice try tool, but planty eats a bowl of bullets and children's dreams every morning.
7 years ago
I got excited when I saw the barrel on that thing.... I thought it was a 12 gauge.
7 years ago
I actually caught a mouse in those sticky traps before. Apparently, sticky traps are one of the cruelest traps for mice, so I got some oil and pried it off. Released it in the big park behind my house. Saw a big ass hawk fly in the sky before I left, though.
7 years ago
wecome back, belatedly, supra
7 years ago
Oddly warm welcome.
7 years ago
If he were a real man as so many of you so called men claim to be yourselves. Instead of killing it he would have just designed a better way of keeping them out!! Then set up the camera and watch and laugh at thier asses. Like Agent Smith (The Matrix) once said, human beings are a virus, a plague!! I'm with the colonel on this one. By the way Supraliminal, I have encountered those sticky traps as well and as well I have saved a little mouse from an inhumane death! Took me 2 hrs to do while I was at work but ya its cool. The little fucker never bit me once or ever for the time I took care of it. Released it 6 months later! So toolman, you are the gum thats stuck to the bottom of my shoe sir! You must have a small dick to do what you do in order for you to make you feel like your a man lol.
7 years ago
The only human plague's I know of are pieces of garbage like you that need to wash sand out of they're vaginas every time they see an animal get killed. It's a fucking rodent for fuck sakes.
7 years ago
He didn't do it to make himself feel like a man, he did it because it was a pest in his garden. A nuisance.
7 years ago
I found a few mice stuck to one of those sticky traps, they were still alive. It took me 10 seconds to take em off it. Ripped their skin right off, then fed em to my snake.
7 years ago
And years ago, I had caught one in a mouse trap by the foot, poured rubbing alcohol on it, lit it on fire, and watched it scurry around the yard.
7 years ago
mr. machine joining mucho to preach to members will guarantee you a slow, painful death at the hands of muchoers.
7 years ago
so whens the next sequel?
7 years ago
I have him in custody right now. I'm about to submit a picture.
7 years ago
ALLLLLVVVVIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7 years ago
ok 1 your supposed to put the pests that are in you yard into your neighbors yard to ruin there stuff and 2 you do know thats considered animal cruelty right? another thing i hope you have a slow painful death and then be told you'll survive only for you to go through an even more pain before you die off completely and burn in hell.
7 years ago
and from what i saw your crappy garden wasn't even growing well enough to be called crap.
7 years ago
LOL another one bites the dust. Nothing wrong with this video. A+
6 years ago
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