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NICOLAS CAGE IS A VAMPIRE

Some guy found this Civil War era pic and is selling it on Ebay for $1,000,000 claiming that it is proof that Nicolas Cage is indeed a Vampire

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by DushanMandik

submitted September 20th 2011

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NICOLAS CAGE IS A VAMPIRE
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As I have read/heard Historians were called in and denied that this was photoshopped. Also, the claim is that this picture was found in a book containing the pictures and information of hundreds of Civil War soldiers, and this is the only one that has no documentation??? creepy
6 years ago
ears are different, maybe he got an ear job?
6 years ago
He's using two-sided tape to keep his ears from looking like Dumbo's..creepy.
6 years ago
for those of you who don't really know much about genetics in humans, there is really only a very small (compared to how many people there are in the world) amount of facial features that make up a person, its how police sketch flip books can actually be pretty accurate (the books that are basically seethrough that you put various facial features over to make up a persons face)
its not like this is very strange.. everyone on this site probably has a few hundred people that look nearly identical to them at least... and if you talk about throughout history... thats even more people...
6 years ago
i look like jack black apparently
6 years ago
People always mistake me for somebody else. I have a very recognizable face, apparently. Kind of annoying though.
6 years ago
Shut up yak. Vampire!
6 years ago
HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
6 years ago
Some of my friends a few years back came up and talked to me at a fair.. But i just starred blankly at then and said sorry wrong guy.. turns out it wasn't me but they said he was my twin.. I feel sorry for that guy.
6 years ago
....what?....
6 years ago
lol
6 years ago
^^^ wtf?
5 years ago
Thats some real Donny Darko shit.
5 years ago
::A scene from Donny Darko::

*In the movie theater and The bunny sits nexts to Donny*

Donnie: Why are you always wearing that stupid bunny suit?

Bunny: why...are you..wearing that stupid MAN SUIT?....
5 years ago
jimmy stewart did it better
5 years ago
What is it you want, poss? You want the moon?
5 years ago
stifle, harvey
5 years ago
Nicolas Cage is an actor you dumb fuck
6 years ago
In the present he is...
6 years ago
He is a Vimpire and the Virgin Mary..
5 years ago
and El Chupacabra
5 years ago
It has been some since we had a "squidley time with Lowie" So here is another story. This weekend I was at a fair, I live about 60 miles from there. It was a very local thing, and a few friends had invited me to see there fashion show, and mostly so I would take some pictures of it for them, so it would be for free. After an hour, when the crowd started pulling I noticed some people watching me and waving, others whispering and pointing at me. I thought I had done something stupid or I had some TP dangling somewhere. Until somebody came to me and asked me how I was and what I was up to lately, and why I hadn't been in town for such a long time. Then he realized that I wasn't who he thought I was. Apparently I looked like two drops like a local celebrity. So apparently what yak told earlier is a fact, at least 20 people told me I looked just like the guy ... only my voice and accent gave it away.
5 years ago
That was some epic tale right there, but needs more explosions, and maybe a love interest for the main character, to keep the female audience interested, and give us an excuse to add some titty scenes.
5 years ago
I thought the twist was going to be them recognizing him from Mucho.
5 years ago
Now that would have been epic ... Then again it's squidley time, and squidley time doesn't do epic, lame and boring are more of it's strong points.
5 years ago
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