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The things women do

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by smerf

submitted September 19th 2011

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The things women do
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True
6 years ago
False.

C-section? Should that be on that list? Giving birth maybe... I don't think many women are doing all those anyway.

And anal has its moments. Sadly with needle dicks and slow touchy-feely sex it's boring on top of discomfort and lame. You need a proper ass pounding with a decent sized cock to make it good for a girl.

...Which is a shame because small cocks are crap for oral and vaginal too. And look gross. What ARE they good for?
6 years ago
...Well, given you've taken vaginal sex, anal sex, oral sex and visual appeal out of the running, the only thing left for guy's with small dicks is peeing while standing up. And I assume that if the dick is short enough, a guy could run the risk of being too short to get it out of his pants.

The problem with having a big dick: less room while wearing pants, more likely to get squished in uncomfortable ways and the need to hold it out of the water while taking a crap.
6 years ago
hare, thanks for dashing any hopes i had of ever being able to please a woman sexually with my small penis =(((
6 years ago
at least she didnt call you disgusting or grotesque or whatever
6 years ago
and c-sections are very common, it is convenient for the mom and the doctor to "schedule" the birth and most woman choose the much less painful path
6 years ago
i dont know a more painful insult than making fun of a man's penis size
6 years ago
Hare, apologize to the poor man.
6 years ago
why would making fun of a guys penis size be insulting? its not like they chose it..
its much more insulting to make fun of something someone is wearing or something they say or do... at least those are things they consciously decided
its like the same reason making fun of retards isnt really cool... not like they chose to be born
6 years ago
It's funny though because they can't change it. It's like telling an aids faggot how he's going to die. It wouldn't be as funny if they could do something about it.
6 years ago
its the things you cant change that hurt the most
6 years ago
"What ARE they good for?" - Question, not insult. Brainstorming time!

One less endowed but kinky guy I know gives great rimjobs, so there's something.
6 years ago
i was just playing, im really not that concerned about it. but natural selection has given me the ability to please a woman with my mouth and hands, and if you do a good enough job of that then the woman doesn't notice or care what you do to her after that
6 years ago
But hare,was the guys little dick good for anything?
6 years ago
Give her some time Smerf, she's out doing some research.
6 years ago
<-doesn't meet the inclusion criteria for that study
6 years ago
We just say it hurts because you can't really describe the feeling of shitting backwards.
6 years ago
...obviously, you've had some experience.
6 years ago
...obviously
6 years ago
I dont hear gay men complaining about it, saying no cuz it `hurts`. Women just like to complain and are in fear of being embarassed if it happens to smell or of there being a mess. Plain and simple.
6 years ago
You know, out of all the guys I've fucked (lots), I've only ever had one penis in my butt.
6 years ago
And did you enjoy it?
6 years ago
You can tongue my ass anytime. I just don't like penis in it.
6 years ago
I can do that alana! I freaky like that.
6 years ago
...you've seen my tongue and you're still saying that?
6 years ago
I wasn't speaking directly to you, smerf. Your tongue would probably be worse than penis.
6 years ago
Last Friday my tongue was described as "like having a second penis and it's fucking prehensile."
6 years ago
disgusting.
6 years ago
i actually HAVE shit in reverse by mistake once..
6 years ago
Gee, thanks.
6 years ago
smerf doesnt have a tongue....
that tongue has a smerf.
6 years ago
Alana, just an fyi, I have a tongue like gene simmons and I'd lick your ass til my tongue fell out of my mouth.

Just letting ya know...that's all...
6 years ago
For what it's worth, I was trying to spread my tongue out wide. I can also point the thing.
6 years ago
And sporty, she seems to rather like Jones.
6 years ago
Sporty, I'm a one dog kind of lady.
6 years ago
Yeah yeah...I understand.


No disrespect to Jones.


Just putting it out there...
6 years ago
how can you admit to being a slut and then saying you're a one woman man in the same thread....
6 years ago
One at a time?
6 years ago
If a chick doesn't like anal, its because they aren't doing it right. Beyond what most guys think from watching spank films, you can't just spit on it once an shove your cock in.
6 years ago
Am I the only guy who is uninterested in putting his dick in an ass?

I'm an ass man, but I only wanna squeeze it.
6 years ago
I'm actually not interested either. I might try fucking a girl in the ass given the opportunity, but it's really not high on my list of priorities when it comes to sex.
6 years ago
dont knock it till you try it
6 years ago
fag
6 years ago
I have never thought ass fucking was a turn on
6 years ago
I concur
6 years ago
It's really not all its hyped up to be. It's kind of just like, "Oh, it's a bit tighter. Can I switch back to your pussy now?"
6 years ago
i've fucked a chick in the ass, and i can honestly say it really wasnt all that great
6 years ago
you shoulda went ass to mouth makes it much better
6 years ago
wet pussy > shitty butthole
6 years ago
its not the feeling that makes it good its the dirtyness
6 years ago
maybe that was it, we were in the shower
6 years ago
I gotta agree with Jrob. I like fucking a girl up that ass whenever possible, and I always cum faster that way. But in reality, it's not actually "tighter" because if you are doing it correctly, she is relaxed and turned on. Unfortunately, most fucksticks never take the time to prep her well so that she can enjoy it. So for most girls the first time huts and anal ends up getting a bad rap.
6 years ago
If she's relaxed or turned on then you're not doing it right.
6 years ago
Remember, anal sex is better because A) it's tighter and B) it's more degrading.
6 years ago
C) It's a surprise and women like that.
6 years ago
El_Wanko still has the best comments on this site.
6 years ago
Bullshit, you're obviously overlooking plenty of people.
6 years ago
Like who, your faggot lovers?
6 years ago
Doesn't put us all in the same boat, some love it in the ass too u know
6 years ago
I'm sure some do. But many don't, and many will cite this as their reason.
6 years ago
I do agree with you on that one Smerf.
6 years ago
All women are lying crazy whores though
6 years ago
truest words ever spoken^
6 years ago
the smartest thing to ever fall out of dw's drunken lips
6 years ago
second truest words ever spoken^
6 years ago
I don't drink, you asshole. Its just the assburgers

And my comment are always full of wisdom and truisms.
6 years ago
i always imagine your comments in earlys voice which makes them ten percent cooler automatically
6 years ago
you should seriously think about changing your avi...that's false advertisement
6 years ago
I don't huff spray or eat possum peckers either. Is reality crashing down on you yet?
6 years ago
I changed my avvy to a negative pic of myself for a while but I didn't like it so I went back to my classic early
6 years ago
I know you did, I was thinking of some 'shopping myself... :)
6 years ago
Lol, bring it you limey bastard! =)
6 years ago
I would do if this fucking laptop had photoshop... *madface*
6 years ago
paint.net fugs, its just as good
6 years ago
paint.net is as good as photoshop? ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkay..
6 years ago
im trying to not complicate things for him! its easier than buying or stealing a copy of photoshop, and its got the basic tools and abilities needed to make mucho gag pictures
6 years ago
I like anal....
6 years ago
tits or out
6 years ago
i think you mean ass vag
6 years ago
OH NO GUYS HERES ANOTHER GIRL TO HARASS LOOK SHES GOT A PIC AS HER AVATAR
6 years ago
and she likes anal, its like she has everything in common with you faggots
6 years ago
its rmap
6 years ago
drums is going to blow a load in his sausage satchel
6 years ago
tits or gtfo.... we need to get serious with this like the old days!
6 years ago
Zombee your name is not meg by chance is it? ( or you used to go by meg?)
6 years ago
ffs...
6 years ago
Names Brigitte. Tits huh, but my ass is so much better.
6 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujqM2u-BVo
6 years ago
I'm the assman
6 years ago
hahahahaha that's awesome
6 years ago
this isnt fagbook, nobody asked what your fucking name is. its tits or gtfo, show ass if you want after the tits and a sign. until then stfu
6 years ago
well to be fair, peoplesuck asked, but nobody cares.
6 years ago
super simple rules, the ones that arent full of shit follow them like good girls. the ones that fight back are just here for attention due to daddy issues and get all the negative attention they can handle. which path do you choose?
6 years ago
right, nobody asked
6 years ago
What do you want on the sign?
6 years ago
that's up to you but MS, or your username or the mucho finger are all acceptable
6 years ago
"jrob and dush are gay lovers" and put MS on there too
6 years ago
those nooby fags shouldn't get any recognition
6 years ago
alright then. your username, MS and the middle finger
6 years ago
havent been called a noob in a while,i miss that faggot bird
6 years ago
Let me finish my beer. And i'll upload it.
6 years ago
it's 5 o'clock somewhere... What part of the world are you in. It's 11am here
6 years ago
who wants to put in bets that we get a picture of a hairy man ass?
6 years ago
California 7:47am
6 years ago
must be a 40 oz.
6 years ago
bahaha sorry its uploading
6 years ago
I have to link it cause Ms wont resend my email verification >.< so I can't upload shit.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v191/Zerce/Snapshot_20110920_9.jpg
6 years ago
nice
6 years ago
if it wouldnt get me banned id upload it for you
6 years ago
zombee so when you go to submit and then place that url and add a title and category (muchoers gone wild) and hit submit it doesn't submit?
6 years ago
Doesn't even give me a choice to submit lol...I can't do anything except comment things.
6 years ago
uhhh there is a big submit thing in the top right side of the site

also muchosucko.com/submit

and I just checked and you can upload without verifying your email
6 years ago
oooo okayy :]
6 years ago
we finally get a compliant one and she turns out to be too stupid to use the internet
6 years ago
forget the tits. vag pics only. anus pics will be accepted as well. tits are a bonus if you like extra credit.
6 years ago
:[
6 years ago
wtf is the group chat adrress?
6 years ago
well fuck you guys then *stomps feet and runs away arms flailing
6 years ago
we're not in chat!
6 years ago
or are we?
6 years ago
You def missed the boat on that one.
6 years ago
i hate you dush!!!!!!!!
6 years ago
no, seriously, are we?
6 years ago
group chat address? you mean mucho chat? im guessing the little "chat" button at the bottom right of the page will take you there...
6 years ago
alana haha, where the FUCK were you slob?
6 years ago
When the fucking fuck did that fucking chat fucking button fucking appear?
6 years ago
yesterfuckingday
6 years ago
right fucking about fucking last fucking night... fuck
6 years ago
shits not working 4 me anymore
6 years ago
please enter the group chat address its telling me
6 years ago
well thats just cause they dont want you in there
6 years ago
i did call yak a fag earlier ,could be why
6 years ago
i bet thats it, he gets his feelings hurt easily
6 years ago
enter muchosucko....are you using that pidgin shit?
6 years ago
Well I'm not using it, chat is for fags...
6 years ago
You'll never catch me talking to strangers over the interwebble, that's a loser thing
6 years ago
Fucking faggy losers
6 years ago
damn straight fugs! couldn't have said it better myself
6 years ago
^says the guy who sits in chat on cam
6 years ago
I mean, can you imagine people actually typing stuff to others on computers? It's a ridiculous idea, for no-life, good for nothing losers...
6 years ago
no joke. dush must be one of those pimply fat fucks that sits in chats begging cam girls for titties all fucking day. what a loser
6 years ago
you know it brother!
6 years ago
There's titties in chat????


hmmm
6 years ago
theres titties in cam whore chats, not sure if mucho chat has vid capability though
6 years ago
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