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Smerf's tongue

We've established that I have a big chin. Move on.

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by smerf

submitted September 19th 2011

123 comments
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Smerf's tongue
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You're a freak.
7 years ago
A lady once asked me "Is there no part of you that isn't grotesquely huge?"

I was stuck trying to choose between making a dirty comment and taking offense to being referred to as "grotesque." I went the classier route and said "Ouch, grotesque?"
7 years ago
Smart.
7 years ago
Well, she was married, it was at lunch with a bunch of other people at the internship and I had a thing for the other chick with us.

Plus, I try to be a little classier.
7 years ago
You? Classy?
7 years ago
Also, you do have catchers mitts for hands
7 years ago
Yes, me. Classy.

Do you not see the suit and tie?
7 years ago
Yeah, I was gonna comment on that three-button circus tent you're wearing. Classy..
7 years ago
you can certainly add big tongue to that list. also forehead and most likely ass
7 years ago
And hands.
7 years ago
Are you able to scoop up more food with that tongue at a buffet?
7 years ago
I can touch mine to the tip of my nose.

Beat that sunshine...
7 years ago
uh... smerf can cover his whole face
7 years ago
like a fucking ski mask
7 years ago
Roland, I can just about stick mine UP my nose.
7 years ago
*pukes again*
7 years ago
ive seen a lot of stuff on mucho throughout the years.. but this picture is the only thing on here that literally has me dryheaving
7 years ago
At least he isn't naked while doing it
7 years ago
I feel a strange sense of accomplishment.
7 years ago
i think jones wants nude photos of you.
7 years ago
O.o
7 years ago
Don't look now, but there's a ginger freak behind you.




oh... wait...
7 years ago
looking into that mirror is like looking into the gates of hell
7 years ago
the perpetual mirror smerfs are quite frightening
7 years ago
Jesus. What the fuck?
7 years ago
his manliness have you dripping or something?
7 years ago
The man's a sideshow act!
7 years ago
His mouth is like a clown car. :(
7 years ago
so, yes then?
7 years ago
TwoBitch is kind of stuck up that way. Can you believe she doesn't like ME? Frigid cunt that one.
7 years ago
Bono, I can't even believe that you like yourself.

In fact, I suspect you secretly don't.
7 years ago
:( i know.
7 years ago
i like bono better than a lot of the worthless fucks on this site, but that isn't saying much
7 years ago
i dont see any playboy models in this picture... =/
7 years ago
That wont be until the end of November.
7 years ago
you could land a plane on that thing.
7 years ago
Why, does it look like a crowd?
7 years ago
hahaha
7 years ago
Why.
7 years ago
Because.
7 years ago
Because why?
7 years ago
Because you touch yourself at night.

And because I've made enough references to having a large tongue on this site, I felt I should back up my statements.
7 years ago
be nicer to tool, smerf - he suffers from microtounge syndrome
7 years ago
....micro? Fucking realy?
7 years ago
yeth - it's why he overcompensates with all the big noisy guns and stuff
7 years ago
Oh, oops. I read that wrong.
7 years ago
You're going to like the way you look I guarantee it
7 years ago
Wrong store. I do have a suit from there, just not this one.
7 years ago
Actually.... The shirt and tie did come from Men's Warehouse.
7 years ago
"You're gonna like the way ya look. I guarantee it."
7 years ago
...In retrospect, I do not like the way I look.
7 years ago
well.. week ruined.. thanks
7 years ago
I could have gone all day without seeing this.


I think I need another drink...
7 years ago
its shit like this that makes people think they need to go to rehab
7 years ago
Hey, if it'll get zeke to clean up and helps seagul? worth it.
7 years ago
You could satisfy a female Walrus.
7 years ago
a blue whale
7 years ago
looks like a piece of ham in your mouth no way that's your tongue it'd be freakishly big..
7 years ago
looks like a cow's tongue...
7 years ago
This just serves to boost my claim further that gingers are space alien / human hybrids.
7 years ago
Oh shit! *frantically signals the mothership*
7 years ago
Oh. Um. Hm.
7 years ago
it looks like that pic of hat guys cock that he flattened between two clear plastic sheets using bolts and wingnuts.
7 years ago
The suit's a nice touch.
7 years ago
Thanks, DoubleC. I was on my way to a wedding.
7 years ago
WOW! what a fat ginger
7 years ago
HEY SMURF: Nice suit
7 years ago
HEY LARD_QU3S0: thanks
7 years ago
One day smerf...I'll teach you how to tie a proper double windsor knot
7 years ago
Oh, I know how to tie one. I just choose to use the half-Windsor. I'd go with a four in hand, but the tie was a little too long.
7 years ago
But the knot's too big :(
7 years ago
And a double windsor would be even bigger. Fuck that.
7 years ago
Know if you know what you're doing.



No pun intended...
7 years ago
bah fuck...*knot
7 years ago
No spelling intended, either.
7 years ago
Oh, I know what I'm doing. I just didn't care.
7 years ago
for what it's worth, that is a shitty suit
7 years ago
Dem dey dat Jimmy Dean. Butter mah biscuits.
7 years ago
What?
7 years ago
Dude that orange fur on ya right wrist, looks like it's illuminating!!
7 years ago
...pretty sure the hair on my wrist isn't illuminating anything.
7 years ago
well it wont if the lights are on
7 years ago
Contrary to what you may have heard, I do not actually glow in the dark.
7 years ago
alright man a will take ya word for it, on my way then
7 years ago
kinda like beastman from he-man huh?
7 years ago
Hey, I always make fun of myself for being hairy. Did you not think that there may have been some truth to it?
7 years ago
yea but like.. its beastman orange :(
7 years ago
Ahem... Ginger?
7 years ago
With just a touch of Drew Carey thrown in for good measure.
7 years ago
I went to a taping of the price is right. He's lost a lot of weight.
7 years ago
You kind of look like a ginger David Letterman.
7 years ago
*white shrek
7 years ago
hahahaha wow

thnks nipple
7 years ago
I think this is the nicest comment on this page. Thanks poss
7 years ago
yer wecome
7 years ago
wtf how did this slip through me not seeing it? http://muchosucko.com/48089/smerfs-tongue-part-deux
7 years ago
Why am I not surprised?
7 years ago
mods? delete this! it has my personal junk on it!
7 years ago
ps

jeebus yak
7 years ago
literally :(
7 years ago
This picture randomly pops into my head throughout the day thanks to you guys. I'm not too sure I mind though.
7 years ago
bowchickawow! do you like older men? how old are you possum?
7 years ago
32
7 years ago
23
7 years ago
...wait, the possum picture or the tongue picture?
7 years ago
what percent of your age is that possum? :(
7 years ago
umm...(has to take off socks)...i'll get back to you
7 years ago
I was talking about the possum picture. I only needed to see your tongue picture once to be scarred by it. It's forever with me now, as well as the pic with your "gingersnap" photoshopped in. :(
7 years ago
I can just feel the love tonight.
7 years ago
LOL!!!!
7 years ago
^5cuntscab
7 years ago
hahahaha

what gingersnap???
7 years ago
*faps*
7 years ago
Heather, it was linked in the Mucho Farms post:

http://muchosucko.com/45591/postalvag
7 years ago
the fraggle cock is less disturbing than that picture
7 years ago
CS is totally into possum. you might get lucky with a "clean" girl this time... one you don't have to bring home from the AA meeting
7 years ago
...are you talking to me or possum?
7 years ago
so Smerf how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
7 years ago
7, but how did you know your moms street name?
7 years ago
strangely enough she told me just a few months ago
7 years ago
INFINITE MIRROR!!!!!
5 years ago
INFINITE GINGER!!!!!
5 years ago
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