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Dildo Ambush

Attacked with a rubber Dildo.

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by TheFunk

submitted September 18th 2011

44 comments
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is that rape?
7 years ago
Naaa, it's more like surprise sex.
7 years ago
surprise sex is rape
7 years ago
Nope, surprise sex is willing
7 years ago
he paid him to do this
7 years ago
i woulda dun it free of charge
7 years ago
whore
7 years ago
if its for free then its not being a whore its being a slut
7 years ago
you are what I say you are, and you will LIKE it! :/
7 years ago
u think anybody would pay to fuck me? if so im up for any reasonable offers
7 years ago
Not a chance, you fat ugly cunt.
7 years ago
why does everybody keep sayin im fat
7 years ago
Prolly you just give off a fat person vibe, which means in a few years you'll be one fat fucker..
7 years ago
rofl
7 years ago
you looked chubby in your pic
7 years ago
the camera adds ten pounds *purges gumbo and potato salad
7 years ago
MMM * craves some gumbo...
7 years ago
I called you a fat ugly cunt,, because you are, a fat ugly cunt.
7 years ago
ugly possibly,fat no
7 years ago
ugly yes
7 years ago
pot meet kettle
7 years ago
probably smells like moldy cheese, body odor, with a hint of puke
7 years ago
? I'm not ugly
7 years ago
yeah u are a fuckin hearthrob drum
7 years ago
drums is one of those people that I can easily age progress
7 years ago
drums makes my *heart* throb ;)
7 years ago
what do you mean cause I lost weight or cause I have major baby face?
7 years ago
@dush *penis
7 years ago
jnob def has a knack for problem solving
7 years ago
drums, if you look that pic of you in your sausage satchel you can clearly see what you're going to look like in 20+ years :/
7 years ago
Jrob:

Fat: Check
Ugly: Check
Cunt: Check X^
7 years ago
Must be the same guy that assaulted that woman with a dildo and killed her dog.
7 years ago
is there any pics of you naked floating around
7 years ago
they will be if she don't hurry up and show some tits, i'll be forced to show the ones i got of her lol
7 years ago
tic toc tic toc
7 years ago
fags
7 years ago
in the ass...
7 years ago
Damn hipsters.
7 years ago
Well, to speak up for the poor victim: after he recovered from the loss of his beer, he had a split-second where he actually threw some sort of (considering the circumstances) effective punches at the intruder(s) .... however, when it came to grappling, he sucked big time, or to put it gently: he got ass-fucked.
Then again, he was outnumbered...
7 years ago
Good fences make good neighbors.
7 years ago
fucking retards!!!!!!!
7 years ago
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!
7 years ago
WOOT!
7 years ago
what groups of guys have a big black dildo?

....oh right. FAGS!
7 years ago
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